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John TangoTime
@tangotime.bsky.social
Moderate pretzel enjoyer, unlicensed internet funnyman, chaotic neutral

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The elden ring of cozy gamers

The lore of the monke pic has been lost to time
Maybe I'm just anxious for no reason, but maybe THIS TIME some fried chicken would fix my issues
October 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
For the last time, jimmy johns is just a nickname. The full name is james jonathan's
September 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
First week of school is done, and my stomach is all our of whack. I've been eating way too much, since I blame my middle schoolers for stressing me out. Gonna make fun of them a little bit more on Tuesday to compensate
September 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
2nd year of teaching, day 1 fucking knocked me on my ass. Gonna be real, ive been in bed since 4pm. Idk if im moving
September 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
just got a smart watch for free, let's see how long it takes me to completely forget about it
August 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Do you ever get deja vu? Yeah, me neither
August 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Fitness people say that taking a few minutes between reps gives you more reps in total and I wasn't sure about it, but tried it today. Holy man, was able to get a complete extra set for each lift. Wild
July 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
AoT is just a mech anime when you stop to think about it
July 20, 2026 at 3:50 PM
The rift pulls me back in, further and further. To the point where im playing the league fighting game now. This is an issue but I could quit at any time, guys trust me im having so much fun dw bout it
June 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I heard that deltarune ch 5 came out, I havent played anything past ch 2 ama
June 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Day one of deciding to consistently go to the gym: it is gonna be really funny 6 months down the line where im teaching music and there is NO reason for me to be in good shape, but it'll be hilarious. Stick around to hear bout the bullshit ig
June 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
My landlord FINALLY turned on the central a/c, and omg its night and day. My 3rd floor appt went from 85 and swampy to 68 and heaven, I care very little about the extra 15 I will have to pay for it.
May 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Fun fact! If you are already sick and go to a family member's graduation ceremony, make sure you take actual medication and precaution so you don't feel as dead as disco! on the road to recovery now but holy crap did this weekend suck
May 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It's official, the rift had claimed me yet again
It's official, I've downloaded League after 5 years of being clean. I haven't played a game yet! the temptation is there though, someone queue up so i don't have to suffer alone lmao
May 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Nintendo could just start gaslighting people by releasing old betas or slightly changinh the roms through virtual console but you're not ready to have that convo
May 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Finally got to act 3 of silksong, and my first thought is that WAIT WAIT WAIT IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE, that's a lot of void wow
March 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Can't believe i got weezer'd at my school's own jazz concert
March 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Genuinely I've been so busy with life that I forgot my bluesky account exists. Just logged back in, what did I miss
March 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Actually never mind, bought the caramel cake donuts and they're fire, kwik trip im back on your side ilysm bb best gas station around again
I think... CIrcle K has won me over? Idk if im a Kwik Trip defender anymore? Lemme get back to you
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
It's official, I've downloaded League after 5 years of being clean. I haven't played a game yet! the temptation is there though, someone queue up so i don't have to suffer alone lmao
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
S/o 2025, one of THE years of all time. I had a lot of personal and professional growth while the world around me burned! Here's hoping that 2026 can put out the fire, gl gamers
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sometimes people forget that teacher are people, and being able to talk shop about music with my students while we sort music fills my soul
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
So I started listening to a lofi beats playlist to sleep, and my sleep schedule has never been better. The downside is that I've used Spotify to play it, and my Spotify wrapped has been overtaken by music i fall asleep to, ie. MUSIC IM NOT LISTENING TO BECAUSE IT PUT ME TO SLEEP. Smh kms
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You ask me in 2025 if I ever feel like a plastic bag? Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? You fail to understand that I continue to flow, much like the bag in the wind, but I do NOT want to start again. I ignite the light and let that shit shine. I own the night like the 4th of july
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
On days like today, I am reminded that I am a good teacher because I worry and I care. We had a concert. We were able to be objective about what we did well and what we could improve. NOBODY BASHED EACHOTHER! we're getting there guys
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM