Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
Hi. I’m Jim Beam.
Hi. I’m Jim Beam.
August 14, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
Hi. I’m Jim Beam.
Hi. I’m Jim Beam.
Some of Bluesky sure looks a lot like a prequel to “Logans Run”.
August 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Some of Bluesky sure looks a lot like a prequel to “Logans Run”.
Reposted by Tbarnhart
Retweet this is you think @timheidecker.bsky.social should hire me as a staff writer for The Onion
April 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Retweet this is you think @timheidecker.bsky.social should hire me as a staff writer for The Onion
So I let wild raccoons in the house….And they are so Cuuuuute!
February 25, 2026 at 6:24 AM
So I let wild raccoons in the house….And they are so Cuuuuute!
This could have gone in any direction tonight. Fortunately, this one is a friend.
February 25, 2026 at 6:21 AM
This could have gone in any direction tonight. Fortunately, this one is a friend.
One of my night friends.
February 21, 2026 at 6:53 AM
One of my night friends.
Trump and Sharpies I tell ya.
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Trump and Sharpies I tell ya.
Can we just keep the Shutdown going till midterms?
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Can we just keep the Shutdown going till midterms?
Silverware boxes are fun. Here is another before and after me:
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Silverware boxes are fun. Here is another before and after me:
Here is a silverware box I refurbished.
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Here is a silverware box I refurbished.
Any night now, they will start leaving me gifts!
August 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Any night now, they will start leaving me gifts!
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I can’t believe this is real.
July 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I can’t believe this is real.
More guns and less social programs means more crime.
July 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
More guns and less social programs means more crime.
If you go to the Grand Canyon, look for this squirrel, and protect your food.
June 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If you go to the Grand Canyon, look for this squirrel, and protect your food.
The kid-“Nothings ever good enough for you!”
Me-“You have an “F”.
Me-“You have an “F”.
April 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The kid-“Nothings ever good enough for you!”
Me-“You have an “F”.
Me-“You have an “F”.