Oh, and the female always acts against the advice of the ones around them which makes it even more egregious. Like, don't chase after the guy with the giant light saber that can blow up buildings. Or, don't go to a secret meeting with a man who has betrayed everyone he's ever talked to. Like. Why?

The worst of all surprises.

Math!

This is why I always procrastinate until my problems become everyone's problems

Ha! As a proud user of MyFitnessPal, this would never work on me!