@teachnick.bsky.social
I own way too many board games and it’s not enough. #RipCity
He/him
He/him
Jim Harden going 2-10 (0-6 from three) in game seven is so on brand.
May 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Jim Harden going 2-10 (0-6 from three) in game seven is so on brand.
New year, new me*
*I am going into witness protection
*I am going into witness protection
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
New year, new me*
*I am going into witness protection
*I am going into witness protection
Yes AI is terrible for the environment, steals from actual creatives, hinders critical thinking and research skills, AND make it impossible to spot fake info
But the WORST thing is all those terrible photos of insecure people putting their face on supermodel bodies and posting all over Facebook
But the WORST thing is all those terrible photos of insecure people putting their face on supermodel bodies and posting all over Facebook
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yes AI is terrible for the environment, steals from actual creatives, hinders critical thinking and research skills, AND make it impossible to spot fake info
But the WORST thing is all those terrible photos of insecure people putting their face on supermodel bodies and posting all over Facebook
But the WORST thing is all those terrible photos of insecure people putting their face on supermodel bodies and posting all over Facebook
The more you learn about Star Wars, the more you realize how unhinged it was that Obi-Wan sliced off a guy’s arm using an extinct religion’s weapon on a planet highly populated with military personnel specifically hunting survivors of that religion
All over a minor bar fight between two rednecks.
All over a minor bar fight between two rednecks.
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The more you learn about Star Wars, the more you realize how unhinged it was that Obi-Wan sliced off a guy’s arm using an extinct religion’s weapon on a planet highly populated with military personnel specifically hunting survivors of that religion
All over a minor bar fight between two rednecks.
All over a minor bar fight between two rednecks.
Making a traditional green bean casserole from an old Southern Baptists family cooking book and it says “add the seasonings”
And chat, this is all the seasonings:
And chat, this is all the seasonings:
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Making a traditional green bean casserole from an old Southern Baptists family cooking book and it says “add the seasonings”
And chat, this is all the seasonings:
And chat, this is all the seasonings:
Rewatching Wicked before seeing the new one this weekend and, the Munchkins really had that giant effigy ready to go, huh?
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Rewatching Wicked before seeing the new one this weekend and, the Munchkins really had that giant effigy ready to go, huh?
Man, nothing is worse than hearing an unexpected noise in your house after you’ve turned out the light to go to bed. Looks like I’ll be up all night now cuz I heard a crinkling coming from the corner.
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Man, nothing is worse than hearing an unexpected noise in your house after you’ve turned out the light to go to bed. Looks like I’ll be up all night now cuz I heard a crinkling coming from the corner.
I am hereby retroactively naming both of my daughter’s “Jorge Polanco”
October 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am hereby retroactively naming both of my daughter’s “Jorge Polanco”
Watching the Mariners game last night made me realize: I am absolutely fucking not HIM.
I would have melted in a high pressure situation like that. Let me be the bat boy or something. I don’t think I’ll mess that up.
I would have melted in a high pressure situation like that. Let me be the bat boy or something. I don’t think I’ll mess that up.
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Watching the Mariners game last night made me realize: I am absolutely fucking not HIM.
I would have melted in a high pressure situation like that. Let me be the bat boy or something. I don’t think I’ll mess that up.
I would have melted in a high pressure situation like that. Let me be the bat boy or something. I don’t think I’ll mess that up.
#AmazingRace has these teams so spaced out, some are finishing the leg when others are at the first task. I’m ready for something to force them all together
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
#AmazingRace has these teams so spaced out, some are finishing the leg when others are at the first task. I’m ready for something to force them all together
Les Schwab’s has a The Price is Right episode from what looks like the 80s playing in the lobby and it is just one HR violation after another. My god…
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Les Schwab’s has a The Price is Right episode from what looks like the 80s playing in the lobby and it is just one HR violation after another. My god…
Every 1st episode of a #Survivor season makes the cast look so unlikeable. They’re all just WAY too excited and cocky. Like, just chill.
a man with curly hair and a white shirt says " you need to relax "
ALT: a man with curly hair and a white shirt says " you need to relax "
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Every 1st episode of a #Survivor season makes the cast look so unlikeable. They’re all just WAY too excited and cocky. Like, just chill.
Used to be that Totinos Pizza was 99¢ and DiGionos was $5, making Totinos the obvious option despite the havoc it would wreak on your intestines.
I just went to get a pizza and DiGionos was still $5 but Totinos was $2.50!
I just went to get a pizza and DiGionos was still $5 but Totinos was $2.50!
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Used to be that Totinos Pizza was 99¢ and DiGionos was $5, making Totinos the obvious option despite the havoc it would wreak on your intestines.
I just went to get a pizza and DiGionos was still $5 but Totinos was $2.50!
I just went to get a pizza and DiGionos was still $5 but Totinos was $2.50!
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.
August 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
No two people have ever been hotter. It’s borderline inappropriate in a kids movie.
July 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
No two people have ever been hotter. It’s borderline inappropriate in a kids movie.
In the post office a woman just walked in with her 2 small dogs. After standing for a minute in a room with 5 people she does not know, she declared, “well I don’t think anyone here doesn’t like dogs.” Then proceeded to let her dogs off the leash and wander up to people in line.
July 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
In the post office a woman just walked in with her 2 small dogs. After standing for a minute in a room with 5 people she does not know, she declared, “well I don’t think anyone here doesn’t like dogs.” Then proceeded to let her dogs off the leash and wander up to people in line.
In Transformers (2007), the bad guys all hide as police and military vehicles, and like… if even Michael Bay can put those pieces together…
July 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In Transformers (2007), the bad guys all hide as police and military vehicles, and like… if even Michael Bay can put those pieces together…
Anikan Skywalker really is a dramatic bitch. Building his fortress on Mustafar.
June 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Anikan Skywalker really is a dramatic bitch. Building his fortress on Mustafar.
I feel like this is like the 4th time this playoffs some team became the 1 in a “1-100+” stat. A crazy playoffs.
June 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I feel like this is like the 4th time this playoffs some team became the 1 in a “1-100+” stat. A crazy playoffs.