I get my bonus this week and I'm immediately spending it on overpriced hard drives because I need to get my shit transferred to the new NAS I've had sitting in my closet without hard drives for 2 years.

you have to imagine they all just collectively agreed not to think about it in a way that will destroy all their lives 10-20 years into the future when they can't stop thinking about it

it's funny that the most liberated version of myself that i can envision is one that wears a catgirl maid outfit