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Dorknerd Succubus 🤪🏳️‍⚧️
@techcubus.monster
Aka "Lily"

💻, 🧠, 🍕, 🕹️, 🎹, 💡, 🏳️‍⚧️. Absolute wreck of an entity. ND, ΘΔ. Unix Demon, Science Succubus, I am the Techcubus! She/Her, PG-13 succubus, needs your emotions!

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Alright who in the world buys this and keeps it in the box for 30 years unused except for having cut out the barcode for whatever rebate was being offered
September 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Even I have to admit my reflexes aren't quite what they've been :(

Therefore announcing today I have acquired a macro pad and will be playing with that moving forward lol
September 14, 2026 at 4:22 AM
September 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Ooh, it does start in Windows 11! I need to test Wine/Proton. Maaaaaybe I can even get far enough to test the physics bug!
September 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I forgot this thing was coming, the SN Operator! I will now dump all my super Nintendo games and no one can stop me!

And the next time I'm playing SNES Mario Kart in public and someone asks if that's my copy of the game I can confidently say "YES OFFICER in strangely tight shorts!"
September 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Added basic display of buttons to my HyperCard viewer! I have no idea how i really want to deal with resource forks for icons
August 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Me forgetting the Internet exists and tracing the center terminal in the DC adapter socket lol (center negative!) I really didn't have to even trace it as it was well labeled (except to double check the board markings because, well lol)
August 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Here's the main menu after pressing Control+V to reveal the version!
July 27, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I found these pictures lurking in the Apple IIgs version of "The Print Shop," likely the dev team and the QA team. There's evidence of a hidden menu called "La la land" that shows these, but I haven't found it yet. I haven't found much online about the photos either.
July 27, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Girlslop Mark 3, the "I really need to go to the store" edition.

Found some frozen steam in bag corn and sure that will make up for the lack of eggs, potatoes and black beans lol

Honestly never tried corn like this, I'm scared
July 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
This, this is why
June 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I would like for these cursed objects to be locked in some SCP universe
June 19, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Another sorted box of component porn lol
June 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Oh, neato! The UI design sketches I did for my hypercard stack I was making in like 9th grade that could send Apple events to remote machines! This poor stack was lost in an HD failure though, I'm sure :(

Yes we totally used it to message one another during classes in the computer lab lol
June 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Thought I'd poke at old HyperCard stuff and boy howdy this clipart is nostalgic lol
June 15, 2026 at 6:59 AM
WHAT

Well I'm glad it checked to see if 'foo' was in the expected format but why is it trying to open an image file named foo? Lol was this my fault?
June 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
And then reconnecting a pull up resistor got me this
June 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Messing about with the present of the clock signals got me this
June 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
A couple people on the look mum no computer discord were looking at the bass 3 synth output I was getting from my oscilloscope and gave some advice. The output was this. Not quite the stepped saw.
June 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I GIVE YOU.... The World's Least Ambitious Keyboard Controller!!!
May 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Lollllll this has been what bluesky on my phone has been opening to for the past week
May 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
THERE

I forgive you if you don't believe me but I think we can start over now lol
May 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
By the way this is tonight's recipe ideally, I just turned the desoldering pump off bc there's no suction >:(
May 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Ope lol welp so much for luck, we've gone pear shaped already lol dangnabbit, hmmmmm
May 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I would like to finish this tonight though first thing I need to strip these first tries off lol wish me luck!
May 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM