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Tectulus
@tectulus.bsky.social
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he/him | amateur | often digital art shitposting | socialist | history, technology and politics
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After the Kirkiversary and 9/11 the 2026 holiday season is not over yet.
Remember to celebrate #InternationalGasLeakDay today!
Infographic with a greenish turqoise background, superimposed with two people and hazmat suits and a flame. In the foreground are 3 people. From left to right: a young woman holding her head in apparent discomfort, a young man in glasses celebrating and an older man with his arms crossed looking stern. There are three text fields. From left to right: "the smell is an additive. what are they trying to hide?", "i rebembered to turn off the stove" rebembered is underlined and "over 1500 creatives lose access to their divine inspiration every year through gas leaks fixed too early"
September 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Judging by this paragraph from the Hollywood reporter review of the new movie this might not be the case. They came away with the impression that her husband may be putting his own spin on the posts.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
One is Evans, who’s all too happy to speak on his partner’s behalf, down to posting as her from her verified X account. He doesn’t even need to consult with her to say what she thinks about this or feels about that, because their souls are just that united — never mind that he’s clearly an angry boor with controlling tendencies, or that he disregards her actual, previously-stated-on-the-record opinions whenever they’re inconvenient. Remember what I said about this film not pretending to be objective? It makes no bones about the fact that it absolutely loathes this guy.
September 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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September 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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konnte die IT bei uns (ÖD) bisher auch noch nicht davon überzeugen, standardmäßig einen Passwortmanager zu installieren, deswegen:
September 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Colored vinyl looks so good
August 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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New Boards of Canada a day early
The latest boards of Canada album "inferno" on vinyl
May 28, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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May 17, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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A modest proposal
Map showing the effects of a 5 Megaton nuclear explosion on silicon valley
May 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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A seal saying "Hope I don't have a smell day" with a building labeled Olfactory in the background
May 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Clearly they've never talked to a medical professional
May 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Hans Moleman with the caption "I am calling the US government a regime."
March 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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The blender explode comic, but it's Netanyahu and they send him to the Hague
March 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Another fine moment in the history of US Astronauts being racist and reactionary dipshits
During the mission astronaut Rodolfo Neri Vela accomplished a series of experiments, that were primarily related to human physiology. He also photographed Mexico and Mexico City as part of the mission's Earth observations. However, Commander Brewster Shaw installed a padlock on the hatch control because he was "particularly concerned" that the Mexican could "flip out" during the mission. Shaw had noted that he didn't think that Neri Vela noticed the padlock, but that the other members of the crew did.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Twitter post by user @maplecocaine reading: "Each day one twitter there is one main character. The goal is never to be it"
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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This has been rattling in my brain since the @boontavista.com locktober episode
1984 calendar meme, but the calendar switches to November 2025 and the woman mischievously says: "You thought I'd unlock you, didn't you?"
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Every day is international gas leak day
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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"Berlin hat ein Problem im Stadtbild"

Das Problem im Stadtbild:
Bild des Humboldt Forums
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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All the tribute shit for Charlie Kirk looks like this
Cracked Ronaldo bust
September 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Get ready to learn Chinese buddy meme
September 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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In order of appearance
Gif of Homer strangling Bart Gif of Homer doing the chicken Still image of Homer with a slightly burnt face
July 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Mit 30€ etwas teuer, aber hier haben wir Pflichtlektüre für Mitglieder der Bundeswehr
July 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I have just found the most baffling use of transformer-based image synthesis in a video on the deck layout of the refit NX-01 Enterprise. The narrator was talking about Captain Archer for all of two seconds and used this image
Image of a two humanoids with a very vague resemblance to Archer and T'pol and what is presumably supposed to be the bridge of the NX-class Enterprise. The bridge consoles have modern day office chairs with wheels
May 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I know I'm late to the party on the meme, but this came to me as I was going to bed last night
It's the Steven Universe "we're gonna have to kill this guy" meme, but it's Greta Thunberg saying it to Stalin
January 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM