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I keep seeing ChatGPT ads about Olds having chatty convos with the voice to text feature to help them do stuff on their phone and every single use case is just a thing you used to be able to just google before AI ruined Google
September 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I keep seeing ChatGPT ads about Olds having chatty convos with the voice to text feature to help them do stuff on their phone and every single use case is just a thing you used to be able to just google before AI ruined Google
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The good news is Todd Blanche replaced the previous most corrupt Attorney General. The bad news was that was acting Attorney General Todd Blanche.
September 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The good news is Todd Blanche replaced the previous most corrupt Attorney General. The bad news was that was acting Attorney General Todd Blanche.
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Remember you gotta play all 60:01 to win the game.
September 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Remember you gotta play all 60:01 to win the game.
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Is the original voice actor for Bullwinkle on Cameo? I want to propose to my fiancee.
August 6, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Is the original voice actor for Bullwinkle on Cameo? I want to propose to my fiancee.
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‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article https://theonion.com/wall-street-journal-defends-decision-to-publish-peggy-noonan-generated-article/
August 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article https://theonion.com/wall-street-journal-defends-decision-to-publish-peggy-noonan-generated-article/
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he's been in the lab! new album soon.
It’s been at least 74 days since anyone has publicly seen Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and his office has no new updates. www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...
Is Mitch McConnell OK? His Office Has No Updates.
www.huffpost.com
August 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
he's been in the lab! new album soon.
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its so fucking easy right now to say mass deportation is evil. will you still be able to say it when the entire fascist propaganda machine accuses you of supporting murderers and rapists? can you investigate trump corruption in the face of “weaponization” accusations? you are showing me you can not
August 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
its so fucking easy right now to say mass deportation is evil. will you still be able to say it when the entire fascist propaganda machine accuses you of supporting murderers and rapists? can you investigate trump corruption in the face of “weaponization” accusations? you are showing me you can not
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sorry to bring a thing from That Place over here but this was enlightening to me about his whole deal
August 24, 2026 at 1:52 AM
sorry to bring a thing from That Place over here but this was enlightening to me about his whole deal
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The avalanche of billionaire owned media thinkpieces fretting about the need to cancel all social programs because of the national debt is percolating nicely in the fermentation tanks
August 23, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The avalanche of billionaire owned media thinkpieces fretting about the need to cancel all social programs because of the national debt is percolating nicely in the fermentation tanks
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Ossoff teed it up but the play only works if he has an infrastructure willing to back him up rather than scampering at the first sight of controversy.
August 19, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Ossoff teed it up but the play only works if he has an infrastructure willing to back him up rather than scampering at the first sight of controversy.
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The President of the United States continuing to bring the full force of the federal government down on a guy *everyone knows is innocent*, just like he did with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and so many others, is absolutely 1,000% impeachable IMHO. This is just straight up tyranny
BREAKING WSJ:
Trump White House officials have asked the Trump Justice Department to consider a new prosecution of David Hearn, the man accused of vandalizing the Reflecting Pool — as Trump fumes over U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro's decision to drop the case.
Trump White House officials have asked the Trump Justice Department to consider a new prosecution of David Hearn, the man accused of vandalizing the Reflecting Pool — as Trump fumes over U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro's decision to drop the case.
Exclusive | White House Asks Justice Department to Consider New Reflecting-Pool Prosecution
Officials asked the department whether it is possible to bring new charge against Olympic canoeist after the U.S. attorney dropped case.
www.wsj.com
August 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The President of the United States continuing to bring the full force of the federal government down on a guy *everyone knows is innocent*, just like he did with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and so many others, is absolutely 1,000% impeachable IMHO. This is just straight up tyranny
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Again folks, just need to keep pointing this out: the traditional corporate media covering politics essentially drove Biden out of the WH for this. ↘️
Trump in Nevada: "Vote for Michael Whatley, by the way"
(Whatley is running in North Carolina)
(Whatley is running in North Carolina)
August 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Again folks, just need to keep pointing this out: the traditional corporate media covering politics essentially drove Biden out of the WH for this. ↘️
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This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...
Study Reveals How Avocados Reverse Sexes Throughout the Day
Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. How avocados do this has been unclear — until now, thanks to a UC Davis study.
www.ucdavis.edu
July 30, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
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Since January 2021 they may have done more reporting on Biden’s health than on Trump’s.
July 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Since January 2021 they may have done more reporting on Biden’s health than on Trump’s.
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Trump is going to call Georgia looking for better weather.
July 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Trump is going to call Georgia looking for better weather.
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QAnon types: “The Storm is coming. Watch for the signs… the signs of The Storm”
(The National Mall is evacuated before Trump’s speech because of a storm warming)
“No not like that!”
(The National Mall is evacuated before Trump’s speech because of a storm warming)
“No not like that!”
July 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
QAnon types: “The Storm is coming. Watch for the signs… the signs of The Storm”
(The National Mall is evacuated before Trump’s speech because of a storm warming)
“No not like that!”
(The National Mall is evacuated before Trump’s speech because of a storm warming)
“No not like that!”
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Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction https://theonion.com/historians-theorize-declaration-of-independence-started-as-twilight-fan-fiction/
July 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction https://theonion.com/historians-theorize-declaration-of-independence-started-as-twilight-fan-fiction/
The whole thing in a nutshell via @talkingpointsmemo.com
July 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
The whole thing in a nutshell via @talkingpointsmemo.com
The second biggest thing that is interesting about this story is Dan Bongino's missed dunk on Tucker Carlson.
Did Dan's parents give him a Teddy Ruxpin that he had to put money in? Because that's not how Teddy Ruxpin works. Dan's been scammed.
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Did Dan's parents give him a Teddy Ruxpin that he had to put money in? Because that's not how Teddy Ruxpin works. Dan's been scammed.
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
June 13, 2026 at 11:20 AM
The second biggest thing that is interesting about this story is Dan Bongino's missed dunk on Tucker Carlson.
Did Dan's parents give him a Teddy Ruxpin that he had to put money in? Because that's not how Teddy Ruxpin works. Dan's been scammed.
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Did Dan's parents give him a Teddy Ruxpin that he had to put money in? Because that's not how Teddy Ruxpin works. Dan's been scammed.
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
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Scott Pelley will never pay for a drink in my presence.
BREAKING: CBS News fires veteran “60 Minutes” correspondent Scott Pelley a day after he reportedly excoriated the show’s new leadership
Scott Pelley fired from CBS News after tense ‘60 Minutes’ meeting
In a Tuesday note to staff obtained by MS NOW, new executive producer Nick Bilton announced the network “parted ways” with the longtime correspondent.
bit.ly
June 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Scott Pelley will never pay for a drink in my presence.
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“Not intimidated” and then sends the termination by letter instead of doing it face to face with a veteran war correspondent and award winning investigative journalist for your network protesting the diminution of the show.
Punk ass move.
Punk ass move.
June 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
“Not intimidated” and then sends the termination by letter instead of doing it face to face with a veteran war correspondent and award winning investigative journalist for your network protesting the diminution of the show.
Punk ass move.
Punk ass move.
Wemby is the most exciting, I've never seen that before NBA player since Steph.
May 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Wemby is the most exciting, I've never seen that before NBA player since Steph.
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Jeff Bezos Says Raising Taxes On The Wealthy Won't Help Support Staff He Hunts For Sport
May 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Jeff Bezos Says Raising Taxes On The Wealthy Won't Help Support Staff He Hunts For Sport
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Surprise the techbros who think they bought a president called the president they think they own to get him to do what they wanted and he did it because obviously the sacks of money have nothing to do with anything and everyone here is an informed and honest actor
Breaking news: Last-minute phone calls with tech industry leaders helped persuade President Trump not to sign a highly anticipated executive order on artificial intelligence, according to people familiar with the matter.
Pressure from Silicon Valley helped block Trump’s expected order on AI
Industry leaders warned in last-minute calls to the president that the proposed safety vetting system could inhibit development of the pivotal technology.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Surprise the techbros who think they bought a president called the president they think they own to get him to do what they wanted and he did it because obviously the sacks of money have nothing to do with anything and everyone here is an informed and honest actor
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C'mon ebola, read the room
BREAKING The World Health Organization has declared an international health emergency over a rare strain of Ebola that has killed dozens in the Democratic Republic of Congo, but has stopped short of calling the outbreak a pandemic
May 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
C'mon ebola, read the room