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wee chin merkin
@tentacle.bsky.social
35 ✨ she/her ✨ terminal case of can't shut up disease

this account should be private. love and light, but i will just block you if you come at me sideways with some stupid shit.
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also I am going to be making a scrapbook style photocopied zine (perhaps series) about cooking with low resources (not just rice and bean tips lol, esp like HOW to cook when you don’t have a stove, etc) so if anyone has leads on old cooking magazines in particular, hmu 🫡
feel like dogshit today due to season change but I am going to make a baked good so 💅
September 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Anyway fuck TEVA and fuck the American Medical System At Large, the end. Got my 100% effective, non hormonal bc now, I guess. 🤷‍♀️
September 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I don’t like talking about this (bc it’s the only thing PP has done to my knowledge that pisses me off beyond reconciliation), but having to accept I do not get my due compensation, or any at all, for all the fucking bullshit really did something to me like. At the basis of my character.
September 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Oh hey it’s the 5 year anniversary of my IUD breaking lmao
September 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
annoying myself listening to/looking at my own blabbering and desiring to never speak again so that's my queue for uhhh Bed
September 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
scott: he just LOOKS like he smells like cigarettes
okay but fr this has made me laugh today
September 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
having the kinda day scott suggested i make a pagliacci mii
September 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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important contribution to the discourse: they have taken my favorite shape
September 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
scott: you know what the worst version of the work thing you used to jokingly complain about "omg scott's SOOOO nice" ??? "🥺 so how's hannah doing?"
September 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I don’t have a period anymore but I do still have a hormonal cycle and it is very hard for me to track with Everything Else so sometimes I just have to message people I talk to/am around the most like “do u track your cycle/where are you at”
September 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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I don’t wanna be found
June 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Wild that I know I am drinking significantly less water every day than I did while working but because I am not constantly sweating from going from below 65 degrees to 75+ (and back 💀) while exerting myself, I am sooooo hydrated.
September 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
At this point, I cannot give a fuck what people do about spoilers past a certain point (I avoid a lot of shenanigans by not participating in fandom at large and getting mad just hurts me) but it will never not absolutely shiver my timbers when people openly post datamined shit and tag it
September 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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September 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Been aggressively unwell the last few days and I’m just trying to remember how to shut up and be okay with it
September 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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did not have “normalize vore to the point that half the women on my timeline are begging for Samus Aran to consume them” on my nintendo direct bingo card unfortunately, but right on, prey animals.
September 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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The Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians has recognized the inherent legal rights of the Longperson waterway.

Spearheaded by Indigenous girls aged 10 to 17, the resolution is the first all-female-led rights-of-nature effort in the U.S.

Learn more in this story by Liz Kimbrough for #Mongabay.
Cherokee youth win legal rights for waterway in first all-female U.S. effort
Before the proceedings began, the young women carried Longperson into the room with them, water gathered from the mountain headwaters and held in traditional pottery. The chamber filled beyond…
mongabay.cc
September 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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September 9, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I’m so tired of being upset about being fired already and it’s only been a week. Why does this have to hurt my feelings so much when I know that place and the people who did it suck. Haha. Anyway.
September 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
September 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
you know, I used to be wishy washy about copyright law needing drastically changed for several reasons but I think the last 5-10 years has fully converted me because why am I being forced to watch companies make money hand over fist catering to my most boring peers and their children Forever anyway
September 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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I'm sorry to sound so bitter and shitty about this but I'm just like. I'm despondent. This remake looks SO expensive. I can't imagine all the money, hours, blood, sweat and tears that went into it.

Nintendo could have taken all those resources and unparalleled artistry and made a new game instead.
September 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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I don't want to be nostalgic anymore. I'm tired of being catered to. I don't want to forever hear the same artistic voices I heard in my youth, now amplified, slowed and reverbed for dramatic effect. I want new worlds. I want new stories. I want new voices. Please!
September 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
if capitalism wasn't quite so late stage rn i could run a business where i just pretend to be a person your employee is supposed to talk to and i give them therapy they need during that because having to do this shit while i'm trying to conduct my actual life is not it!!!
September 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM