Peyton Manning
September 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Peyton Manning
TSA once pulled 3 pairs of increasingly larger and rustier scissors out of my Dad’s toiletries bag before putting those back and confiscating his full size tube of toothpaste. Keeping us safe from the threat of tubes of goo 🫡
September 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
TSA once pulled 3 pairs of increasingly larger and rustier scissors out of my Dad’s toiletries bag before putting those back and confiscating his full size tube of toothpaste. Keeping us safe from the threat of tubes of goo 🫡
They’re starting to take inspiration from the substitution-mad NYT cooking commentator crowd, they must not be allowed to win
July 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
They’re starting to take inspiration from the substitution-mad NYT cooking commentator crowd, they must not be allowed to win
Editor: You get those photos of Birdie and the breakfast food?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin wall-eyed and confusing just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin wall-eyed and confusing just like you asked.
Editor: what
June 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Birdie and the breakfast food?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin wall-eyed and confusing just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin wall-eyed and confusing just like you asked.
Editor: what
hey man stop breathing on us, COVID taught us all how no good that is
May 15, 2026 at 2:16 PM
hey man stop breathing on us, COVID taught us all how no good that is
Congrats! An amazing show. Where else are you going to get dramatic re-enactments of men in period suits tasting a dipping sauce and turning dramatically to the camera like they’ve just invented the cure for cancer. High art.
May 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Congrats! An amazing show. Where else are you going to get dramatic re-enactments of men in period suits tasting a dipping sauce and turning dramatically to the camera like they’ve just invented the cure for cancer. High art.
Why is Astro lovingly embracing and gazing at George like they’re posing for a Christmas card
April 30, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Why is Astro lovingly embracing and gazing at George like they’re posing for a Christmas card
They play 90’s nicktoons reruns on a Pluto TV channel 24/7 (free!) and I can tell within 3 seconds of a Rugrats episode whether it’s worth watching or not by the animation style, and if that is unclear then just listening for Tommy’s voice. Never have to make that judgement with Doug!
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
They play 90’s nicktoons reruns on a Pluto TV channel 24/7 (free!) and I can tell within 3 seconds of a Rugrats episode whether it’s worth watching or not by the animation style, and if that is unclear then just listening for Tommy’s voice. Never have to make that judgement with Doug!
Initially read this as Richard Simmons and spent a good long time squinting at the imagine in confusion before realizing the error. But also there’s a tip for a new Spirit Guardian if the crew ever grows weary of KISS. For one, he’s actually a spirit, and would provide much better protection as such
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Initially read this as Richard Simmons and spent a good long time squinting at the imagine in confusion before realizing the error. But also there’s a tip for a new Spirit Guardian if the crew ever grows weary of KISS. For one, he’s actually a spirit, and would provide much better protection as such
Fat free AND sugar free? What’s left for humans to digest, just the protein?! That’s basically just the same as eating a big scoop of vaseline at that point
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Fat free AND sugar free? What’s left for humans to digest, just the protein?! That’s basically just the same as eating a big scoop of vaseline at that point
She outright said she wrote the book in her notes app while hiking and you’d think that would result in brief snippets, not long meandering prose. How was she not constantly tripping while busting out this purple prose!?
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
She outright said she wrote the book in her notes app while hiking and you’d think that would result in brief snippets, not long meandering prose. How was she not constantly tripping while busting out this purple prose!?
Why can you not leave your office if you have no patients left for the day? Is it a “if you have time to lean you have time to clean” situation where the boss man expects you to do paperwork and clock out at 5?
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Why can you not leave your office if you have no patients left for the day? Is it a “if you have time to lean you have time to clean” situation where the boss man expects you to do paperwork and clock out at 5?
Gotta be the Mayor McCheese because you’re still here, and the Hamburglar swing seat would’ve come alive at night and killed you had it gotten the chance
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Gotta be the Mayor McCheese because you’re still here, and the Hamburglar swing seat would’ve come alive at night and killed you had it gotten the chance
Oh god it was true the whole time youtu.be/9Lu8Kd-jDEQ?...
The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life
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August 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh god it was true the whole time youtu.be/9Lu8Kd-jDEQ?...
Who shot Grimace!?
August 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Who shot Grimace!?
To be fair from a food marketing point of view clearly labeling your product as “DEADLY” also probably isn’t going to result in it flying off the shelves the way you want it to
August 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
To be fair from a food marketing point of view clearly labeling your product as “DEADLY” also probably isn’t going to result in it flying off the shelves the way you want it to
They weren’t being too shy about it, even the picture on the box shows a cake with the consistency of a yoga block. It looks like it would bounce if you dropped it.
February 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
They weren’t being too shy about it, even the picture on the box shows a cake with the consistency of a yoga block. It looks like it would bounce if you dropped it.
A few of these signs have said “Not for children under 3; ask for special toys for children under 3”; what would the children under 3 get? Like, stickers?
February 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A few of these signs have said “Not for children under 3; ask for special toys for children under 3”; what would the children under 3 get? Like, stickers?
Great long form thread, this sort of stuff is interesting from a marketing POV and from a “hey I was alive in the 90s, this was such a vibe” POV. Like an hour long episode of “Food That Built America” condensed into a thread, with no commercials! But also no dramatic re-enactments, alas
February 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Great long form thread, this sort of stuff is interesting from a marketing POV and from a “hey I was alive in the 90s, this was such a vibe” POV. Like an hour long episode of “Food That Built America” condensed into a thread, with no commercials! But also no dramatic re-enactments, alas
Thanks for the repository share! Reading the Big Book of Monkey Island Development that came with the Limited Run Big Box Anthology, the artists wax a lot about the artistry of the EGA BGs but it was hard to find them all easily online for comparison. The search is over! Gotta reread it now
February 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Thanks for the repository share! Reading the Big Book of Monkey Island Development that came with the Limited Run Big Box Anthology, the artists wax a lot about the artistry of the EGA BGs but it was hard to find them all easily online for comparison. The search is over! Gotta reread it now
There is good design work going on here in that they’ve made it look squat and short, because an onigiri hoisted up on big tall human legs would look scary AF. Presumably the human’s head goes in the umeboshi on top there.
This guy is so cute it would make me feel bad about eating all his brethren
This guy is so cute it would make me feel bad about eating all his brethren
February 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
There is good design work going on here in that they’ve made it look squat and short, because an onigiri hoisted up on big tall human legs would look scary AF. Presumably the human’s head goes in the umeboshi on top there.
This guy is so cute it would make me feel bad about eating all his brethren
This guy is so cute it would make me feel bad about eating all his brethren
That “2018” is a bigger plot twist than the end of The Sixth Sense
January 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
That “2018” is a bigger plot twist than the end of The Sixth Sense
It’s too bad these were litigated to oblivion because the idea of a bunch of gym rats slamming some pudding cups like kindergarteners as pre workout is very funny. Instead of making a raw egg shake Rocky just enjoying himself a lil puddin snack. Did it come with a little spoon!?
January 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It’s too bad these were litigated to oblivion because the idea of a bunch of gym rats slamming some pudding cups like kindergarteners as pre workout is very funny. Instead of making a raw egg shake Rocky just enjoying himself a lil puddin snack. Did it come with a little spoon!?