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Andrew Tarantola
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Someone didn't get a bite of hotdog and is now Very Upset
February 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ichigo Ichie, aka "the Sweet Lady of indeterminate origin and age" I found abandoned and underweight on the side of a rural highway. She is an absolute joy but suffers from severe anxiety and has abandonment issues. I don't know who abused, neglected, and threw her away, but I will find and end them
February 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Baby Boy" Blink was the only survivor of his litter which had contracted Feline panleukopenia (distemper). You will not meet a cat more affectionate or better at hiding in plain sight.
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tacocat, aka "the orange menace" aka "ow, fuck you, stop biting me," was born feral and orphaned when his mother was hit by a car.
February 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
These OpenAI Sora example clips are trash. Mastodons have two tusks, Sam, even when you look at them in profile
December 9, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Ichigo's new winter coat has arrived
November 15, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Feels rather appropriate that the only ads for books I get through my Kindle anymore are for this specific brand of GenAI dreck.
May 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
The kids are eagerly awaiting the return of 50 degree overnights before they can move back outside
March 21, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I made an apple pie. Then I made a smaller, contingency apple pie.
November 23, 2023 at 6:46 AM
been building birdhouses for charity
November 19, 2023 at 7:58 PM
been a busy day of baking and bird feeder building
November 6, 2023 at 4:17 AM
quick breads on the other hand, way easier to size.
October 28, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Shout out to France. Your bread is both delicious and a nightmare to get consistently shaped right.
October 28, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Might have flown a little close to the sun with this one. Walnut and cranberry whole wheat sourdough, but I'm not quite sure how to keep its insides on the insides. 🍽️
October 11, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Das Sauerkraut ist endlich fertig!
October 1, 2023 at 6:47 PM
You mean this Diane Feinstein?
September 29, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I made this
September 24, 2023 at 8:23 PM
My tomato plants didn't do a damn thing this year so apparently the apple trees decided to make up for it. This is from one of four trees, just from today. Halp. 🌱
September 20, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Ah, so that's why you're supposed to remove the seeds first.
September 16, 2023 at 8:04 PM
I found this earthenware crock in my garage so of course I'm gonna to use it to make sauerkraut.
September 16, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Made sourdough discard pretzels (for work)
September 15, 2023 at 6:04 PM
she has zero concept of "personal space"
September 14, 2023 at 3:37 PM
This dog showed up on my property with no collar and no chip. Animal control is full up, so I guess I have a house guest for a few days until I can find her owner. The cats are *pissed*

Will keep you pupdated.
September 14, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Tried my hand at some jalapeño jam today. My jar filling levels need some work but managed to get all five jars to process and seal on the first try! 🌱
September 3, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Got to try paw-paw fruit for the first time today, it's weird but good! Tastes almost like a naturally occurring Circus Peanut, a mix of mango and banana.
September 2, 2023 at 6:13 PM