Tess Schmidt
tessschmidt.bsky.social
Tess Schmidt
@tessschmidt.bsky.social
Writer and rosé evangelist from the PNW.
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June 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Pussies are a hell of a lot tougher than ballsacks. He's a ballsack.
June 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
What the hell is happening in this country?!?!?
May 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Beyond heartbreaking. Seattle is supposed to be a haven for our trans brothers and sisters. This is what happens when the official US administration's position is that trans people don't deserve to live.
May 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Done!
April 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This is my surprised face 😑
April 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Great. Now do the men.
April 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Not me! There may be another Teresa Schmidt in town tho!
March 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Cannot wait to see you in Phoenix!
March 25, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If only it were so simple. A world where prisons are not necessary is a dream. The prison here is severely overcrowded and has no place for people experiencing a mental health crisis. It is inhumane. There is no doubt the new facility will be a vast improvement. Read the article to find out how.
March 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Absolute legend. This one hurts.
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Thank you for a little levity during this seemingly endless hellscape. The dogs are everything 💗
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This certainly dampened my post-election joy. IOW I am enraged by this click-baity exploration of a non-argument.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The animated tutorial helped me understand. I had to watch a few times, but I eventually got it.
October 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It most certainly was a vote in favor of "Honoring the life and legacy of Charles "Charlie" James Kirk." It's right there in the title.

As your constituent, I want someone to step up and run against you. I will not vote for you ever again.
September 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM