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· Mar 27
at grok why do my balls itch
spontaneous ATX trip to see fam & strfkr in november
September 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
spontaneous ATX trip to see fam & strfkr in november
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heard charli played NLC last night and I found my clip of her opening number at emo’s in austin in 2019. went to it solo and mostly sober and some lady told me she and her bf thought I looked like the cop from stranger things
September 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
heard charli played NLC last night and I found my clip of her opening number at emo’s in austin in 2019. went to it solo and mostly sober and some lady told me she and her bf thought I looked like the cop from stranger things
quit my job today. I am simply not for the corporate world. this is how your teams message finds me, Dave
September 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
quit my job today. I am simply not for the corporate world. this is how your teams message finds me, Dave
in process curing my disgusting hangover
September 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
in process curing my disgusting hangover
feeling thick n cute in these aussies
September 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
feeling thick n cute in these aussies
Easy A / Twilight double feature after [redacted] beers
September 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Easy A / Twilight double feature after [redacted] beers
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this and a hangover double cheeseburger
September 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
this and a hangover double cheeseburger
just had my blood drawn by the meanest lady i’ve ever met
September 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
just had my blood drawn by the meanest lady i’ve ever met
this scene in Jennifer’s Body is so important to me
September 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
this scene in Jennifer’s Body is so important to me
have to set up outpatient procedure but at least I’ll get to miss a whole day of work
September 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
have to set up outpatient procedure but at least I’ll get to miss a whole day of work
cashier accidentally rang up my bulk coffee as gluten-free pasta elbows and I got like $5 off
September 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
cashier accidentally rang up my bulk coffee as gluten-free pasta elbows and I got like $5 off
porta-john jockey shot from the weekend
September 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
porta-john jockey shot from the weekend
the worst day to be the only gay guy in the officd
August 25, 2026 at 10:25 PM
the worst day to be the only gay guy in the officd