Mike
@tfoch.bsky.social
Rocket scientist. I do other lettuces too.
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Five taglines. Choose the one that made the poster.
playpostered.com
September 12, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Reading an interesting book about the design of early Formula One cars. Can't wait to see how it ends, but no spoilers.
September 7, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Reading an interesting book about the design of early Formula One cars. Can't wait to see how it ends, but no spoilers.
I assume they stole 50,000 pints, waited a few minutes then stole the other 20,000.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Thieves steal 70,000 pints of Guinness in two lorries
More than 800 barrels of the stout have been stolen from a depot in Runcorn, Cheshire, say police.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I assume they stole 50,000 pints, waited a few minutes then stole the other 20,000.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Quite amazing that someone will go on national radio for a music quiz and fail to know ZZ Top or The Beach Boys.
August 31, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Quite amazing that someone will go on national radio for a music quiz and fail to know ZZ Top or The Beach Boys.
Stewards at Chelsea are crap at doing Rock The Boat.
August 28, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Stewards at Chelsea are crap at doing Rock The Boat.
You know Madonna's, "Papa Don't Preach"? The baby she said she's keeping has just turned 40.
August 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
You know Madonna's, "Papa Don't Preach"? The baby she said she's keeping has just turned 40.
Thinking about making a film about the funding of the film The Odyssey.
It's called Homer Loan.
It's called Homer Loan.
July 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Thinking about making a film about the funding of the film The Odyssey.
It's called Homer Loan.
It's called Homer Loan.
Things that piss me off, day 2376. Parents that get their kids to hold a table in a self service eatery. Just bloody selfish.
July 26, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Things that piss me off, day 2376. Parents that get their kids to hold a table in a self service eatery. Just bloody selfish.
Oh OK then.
First: Slade
Last: Squeeze (Amsterdam)
Next: Half Man Half Biscuit (Though that's not until next year, so may well change)
Seen Most: Eric Clapton, I think. I may have seen Glen Tilbrook more if you count solo and Squeeze performances.
First: Slade
Last: Squeeze (Amsterdam)
Next: Half Man Half Biscuit (Though that's not until next year, so may well change)
Seen Most: Eric Clapton, I think. I may have seen Glen Tilbrook more if you count solo and Squeeze performances.
First: Depeche Mode
Last: Snow Patrol (Splendour Festival)
Next: Shed Seven
Seen Most: Depeche Mode
Last: Snow Patrol (Splendour Festival)
Next: Shed Seven
Seen Most: Depeche Mode
July 25, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Oh OK then.
First: Slade
Last: Squeeze (Amsterdam)
Next: Half Man Half Biscuit (Though that's not until next year, so may well change)
Seen Most: Eric Clapton, I think. I may have seen Glen Tilbrook more if you count solo and Squeeze performances.
First: Slade
Last: Squeeze (Amsterdam)
Next: Half Man Half Biscuit (Though that's not until next year, so may well change)
Seen Most: Eric Clapton, I think. I may have seen Glen Tilbrook more if you count solo and Squeeze performances.
I missed this, and I'm guessing others did too. Trump's Truth Social is planning to offer premium access to his posts, so you get advance knowledge of what he's planning. Basically, you can do insider trading if you bribe him. Rumours of it being $100k.
finance.yahoo.com/media-advert...
finance.yahoo.com/media-advert...
Trump Media plans paid high-speed access to Truth Social posts
Trump Media plans to launch Truth PSI, a paid service that gives Wall Street firms and other institutional customers high-speed access to posts from top Truth Social accounts before they are widely di...
finance.yahoo.com
July 24, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I missed this, and I'm guessing others did too. Trump's Truth Social is planning to offer premium access to his posts, so you get advance knowledge of what he's planning. Basically, you can do insider trading if you bribe him. Rumours of it being $100k.
finance.yahoo.com/media-advert...
finance.yahoo.com/media-advert...
You know the day is off to a good start when Duolingo gives you a dog in a hat 😄
July 23, 2026 at 7:10 AM
You know the day is off to a good start when Duolingo gives you a dog in a hat 😄
Denzil Dexter turned out to be a bad 'un.
Next steps in Widdecombe case revealed as suspect appears in court
Next steps in Widdecombe case revealed as suspect appears in court
Joshua Kerry has been remanded in custody after appearing at the Old Bailey charged with the murder of Ann Widdecombe
news.sky.com
July 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Denzil Dexter turned out to be a bad 'un.
There's some bets been placed here I think...
July 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
There's some bets been placed here I think...
This is just a rip off of Baldrick's WW1 poem.
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
July 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
This is just a rip off of Baldrick's WW1 poem.
Pennants exchanged! Excellent.
July 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Pennants exchanged! Excellent.
I hate booing other team's national anthems. Just petty.
July 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I hate booing other team's national anthems. Just petty.
Three Lions v One Lionel.
World Cup: Can England stop Messi?
World Cup: Can England stop Messi?
Sky's Rob Harris reports.
news.sky.com
July 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Three Lions v One Lionel.
Can't help feeling there's a number of middle aged men thinking "Rotherham to Devon in four hours. That's good going".
July 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Can't help feeling there's a number of middle aged men thinking "Rotherham to Devon in four hours. That's good going".
Reposted by Mike
They’re rowing home, they’re rowing home, they’re rowing Norway rowing home…..
July 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
They’re rowing home, they’re rowing home, they’re rowing Norway rowing home…..
Have they mentioned how energy sapping it is there yet?
July 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Have they mentioned how energy sapping it is there yet?
Reposted by Mike
Fair play this is funny.
July 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Fair play this is funny.
Of course there's a narrow time frame for the result to be reversed, known as The Overturn Window
“After it ended, the Belgian team’s social media account had a message to the U.S. on Twitter: “Overturn this.”
Perfect.
#WellPlayed #Belgium
Perfect.
#WellPlayed #Belgium
Belgium beats, then trolls, U.S. team on Monday night
Even though it was tied, 1-1, after Malik Tillman scored another goal on a free kick just outside the penalty area, it never felt close.
www.nbcsports.com
July 7, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Of course there's a narrow time frame for the result to be reversed, known as The Overturn Window
Ah, the celebration of theives, rapists and murderers.
Haaland leads Norway fans and players in viking row
Haaland leads Norway fans and players in viking row
Haaland scored twice to knock Brazil out of the tournament and send Norway into the World Cup where they'll face England.
news.sky.com
July 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Ah, the celebration of theives, rapists and murderers.