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Jayne Miller
@thatgirljayne.bsky.social
Here to post my foster cats and get mad about the Phillies.
Two important announcements.

1. I got a note from Cylus' new family. He's absolutely thriving and remains a large, fluffy ball of joy.

2. We have a lovely little short-term visitor staying at the cat hotel for another week or so.
September 30, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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[ignoring previous four weeks of baseball] da playoffs babyyyyyy
September 27, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Definitely never doubted them once.
THE PHILLIES ARE HEADED TO THE POSTSEASON FOR THE FIFTH STRAIGHT SEASON
September 27, 2026 at 9:21 PM
A bit of news about this sweet muppet that I’ve been working to get adopted: Cylus went to his forever home today! We did it!
September 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Not many people know this, but Cy is a working cat. He actually serves as security guard while he’s staying with us. I feel a lot safer with him on the scene.
September 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
He is mad that I was gone for a few days even though I brought him back bagels.
September 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Sorry, Cy. You can’t come on the business trip.
September 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Cy can’t contain his excitement after that Bethi goal. Forever a Spirit cat.
September 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Among the many lovely things I’m enjoying while fostering Cylus is the way he’s charming our resident cat Bean, who is scared of all things. Cy is slowly winning the battle of being the first new thing Bean is not totally scared of.
September 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Don’t worry. I’ve thrown up on ~everything~
September 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Getting yelled at because I forgot to post about Cylus yesterday.
September 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Tum appreciation post.
September 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The way I am getting sassed for dinner at [checks watch] 3:30 pm.
August 31, 2026 at 7:43 PM
While we’re disclosing all of his fandoms, obviously adoptable Cy is a @washingtonspirit.com super fan. (He likes Paige’s moxie today. Also rooting for Hal and Esme, known cat ladies.)
August 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
In contrast, my cat (Bean) would have been in Mike Lieberthal’s Little Phan Group. He’s just a timid little guy.
August 30, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I was thinking about what 00’s fan group Cy would have been in. Immediately thought of the Padilla Flotilla, but landed on Thome’s Homies. Big boys are gonna root for big boys.
August 30, 2026 at 10:48 AM
I think it’s important to disclose that, while he is available for adoption in the DMV, Cy is Phillies down. He called that Sosa homer after Stott was robbed. He knew.
August 29, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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you know how you can be feeling not good or serene but at least some manageable way with everything and then one thing breaks through that just makes you want to fucking die
The National Park Service has been quietly working to fulfill an unprecedented directive from Trump officials: Parcel off a corner of Yosemite National Park to give to a private developer
Trump’s Quietly Working to Give Part of Yosemite to a Private Developer
The National Park Service is under pressure to make an unprecedented deal that cedes a quarter-mile strip of the park.
www.notus.org
August 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
What song is playing in his head?

Opening guess: the theme from koyaanisqatsi.
August 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Inside you there are two wolves.
August 26, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I posted on LinkedIn about this cat do not say I’m not out here hustling for my guy.
August 25, 2026 at 12:57 PM
As Cy’s foster, I don’t know a ton about his history. Just the most important pieces about his health and personality. If you’re considering adopting him, you might like to know more about his past.

I asked him to tell me a little more about his background.
August 24, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Never a doubt.
Cardinals had a 4 run lead with two outs in the ninth and a Phillie on 2nd
August 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you’re thinking about adopting Cy you might be wondering: what’s his favorite movie?
August 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Likes: waterskiing, 90’s Rosie O’Donnell show clips on YouTube, NWSL after dark

Dislikes: AI slop, the Dallas Cowboys, not having any adoption apps.
August 22, 2026 at 2:45 PM