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Stable Glennius
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Mandatory national service to heal our next generation. All possible vocations. Spread the word. Тяцмр is #krasnov & can’t swim.
Look it up. YNWA
Pinned
I finally found the clitoris.

It’s right above #trumpepstein bow tie
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“While I am proud to have served Tibetan Buddhism in my current body since 1940, I could not pass up the opportunity to inhabit one of pop’s most electrifying showmen.” — Dalai Lama
Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—Touting it as an exciting limited engagement that would precede his next official reincarnation, His Holiness the Dalai Lama announced Wednesday that after his death he would partic...
theonion.com
September 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Watch Tim's one-on-one sit-down during the Emergency Reunion with Phil Braun, who was also a part of it. https://bit.ly/4h9cjqd
September 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression https://theonion.com/trump-says-recession-unfortunate-but-necessary-step-to-get-to-depression/
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
#trumpepstein Genius or nah?

“Bring back…to levels never seen before”. F

“Construction in 1792” F-
September 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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JUST NOW: A confused, clearly not-there McConnell votes “AYE” after almost voting NO with Dems but getting *corrected* by handlers around him
September 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
September 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
September 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Rep. Beatty on what Trump said on a call today about the Kennedy Center: "He wanted to blame me if someone died, if something happened, if the ceiling fell in. And I reminded him he has us at war and people are dying."
September 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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So much work by my colleagues went into this. (To be clear I did absolutely none of that work, but saying "so much work by my colleagues went into this" is an old trick that makes people think you must have been really helpful. Keep that one in mind for when you need it)
Does your college football roster cost $8M or $50M? Here's our report on 68 teams (Gift Article)
The best teams are, on average, the ones paying players the most, but there's a wide disparity between the schools at the top and the bottom of major conferences.
www.nytimes.com
September 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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September 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=WonO...

#trumpepstein didn’t even get a wedding vow from pootie. Sad!
Georgia Satellites - Keep Your Hands To Yourself (Official Music Video) [HQ Audio]
YouTube video by RHINO
youtube.com
September 16, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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JUST IN: The House Oversight Committee voted unanimously to recommend that billionaire financier Leon Black be held in contempt of Congress after he refused to comply with subpoenas issued as part of the committee’s investigation into Jeffrey Epstein.
House Oversight Unanimously Votes to Hold Epstein Associate Leon Black in Contempt
House Oversight voted 41-0 to recommend holding billionaire Leon Black in contempt of Congress over his refusal to comply with Epstein subpoenas.
meidasnews.com
September 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
#Gakpo haters, where y’all at?

#YNWA
September 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
September 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Nice hat*, asshole. Did you gel your hair before or after? I’m glad my non-existent god doesn’t make me wear stupid shit to signal to everyone I’m a gullible chode @lebatardshow.bsky.social

*this vitriol doesn’t apply to kind people of any or no faith. Ben Shapiro’s a cunt & he gets the boot
September 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Check Umpire 54’s bank account. #MNF
September 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Andrew Thomas, have yourself a game! #GoDawgs
September 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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🚨 JUST IN: Iran-backed Houthis just SEIZED U.S.-made M-ATVs and MRAP armored vehicles after overrunning Mokha port on Yemen’s Red Sea coast
September 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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as is always the case when he's sitting and not talking, Trump had a hard time staying awake during the 9/11 ceremony

(Finn Gomez/Getty)
September 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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No matter what type of week you've had. This will make it better.
September 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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LOL -- Fox News ticks through all of Ken Paxton's scandals with on air graphics during an interview with Ken Paxton and Bret Baier says, "there's a long list here"
September 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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I'm glad to see California take steps to protect children from the harms of social media and chatbots. More states should follow their lead.
September 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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September 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Everything’s bigger in Texas, which is bad news for Trump’s diaper.
September 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM