Earnestly said "pull out king" to the cute ice cream guy when I needed to take out and put my credit card in the machine again
October 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Earnestly said "pull out king" to the cute ice cream guy when I needed to take out and put my credit card in the machine again
I hate getting so mad about a work thing that I'm mad at home. I should only be work mad on company time
September 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I hate getting so mad about a work thing that I'm mad at home. I should only be work mad on company time
The world is better when there's a little chalk hopscotch course on my walk
September 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The world is better when there's a little chalk hopscotch course on my walk
Recent adult purchase I'm very excited about: Compost bin
September 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Recent adult purchase I'm very excited about: Compost bin
Crashing out because someone brought a cat into the office. Would love to have one (1) place I could go where I won't struggle to breathe.
September 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Crashing out because someone brought a cat into the office. Would love to have one (1) place I could go where I won't struggle to breathe.
Me: I'm afraid that I'm super annoying and everyone in class is only pretending to think I'm funny
Tap teacher: I love that you're a regular, do you and your sister want to get dinner with me and my wife?
Tap teacher: I love that you're a regular, do you and your sister want to get dinner with me and my wife?
September 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Me: I'm afraid that I'm super annoying and everyone in class is only pretending to think I'm funny
Tap teacher: I love that you're a regular, do you and your sister want to get dinner with me and my wife?
Tap teacher: I love that you're a regular, do you and your sister want to get dinner with me and my wife?
Not to brag, but I'm in the running for the "funniest person in class" award for my tap class
September 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Not to brag, but I'm in the running for the "funniest person in class" award for my tap class
Eating a burrito for the first time in over ten years because I found a place that makes them glten free, genuinely crying in the club
August 22, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Eating a burrito for the first time in over ten years because I found a place that makes them glten free, genuinely crying in the club
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Luigi Mangione? You mean that guy who did nothing wrong?
August 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Luigi Mangione? You mean that guy who did nothing wrong?
Elisa very kindly reminded me yesterday that because I got broken up with I never had to watch the george washington biopic, so it's not all bad
July 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Elisa very kindly reminded me yesterday that because I got broken up with I never had to watch the george washington biopic, so it's not all bad
got my heart broken and wrote a poem about lady bugs, happy end of june
June 29, 2026 at 10:56 PM
got my heart broken and wrote a poem about lady bugs, happy end of june
Hold on hold on hold on, people PAY for chatgpt??? Babe I'll drink water and lie to you for free, what are you doing???
June 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Hold on hold on hold on, people PAY for chatgpt??? Babe I'll drink water and lie to you for free, what are you doing???
Gave a man a plastic duck and he showed us Venus and Jupiter in the sky
June 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Gave a man a plastic duck and he showed us Venus and Jupiter in the sky
Just had a life changing gluten free empanada
June 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Just had a life changing gluten free empanada
I have seen sooooo many ladybugs this month and I'd like to thank Noah Kahan for that personally
June 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I have seen sooooo many ladybugs this month and I'd like to thank Noah Kahan for that personally
Spotify, sweating: can we interest you in this new Playlist?
Me, about to play The Great Divide: The Last of The Bugs for the 48th day in a row: no thank you
Me, about to play The Great Divide: The Last of The Bugs for the 48th day in a row: no thank you
June 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Spotify, sweating: can we interest you in this new Playlist?
Me, about to play The Great Divide: The Last of The Bugs for the 48th day in a row: no thank you
Me, about to play The Great Divide: The Last of The Bugs for the 48th day in a row: no thank you
Just got a notification from USPS that my ballot is being delivered today, huge news for my Friday night plans 😎
June 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Just got a notification from USPS that my ballot is being delivered today, huge news for my Friday night plans 😎
Hey just a heads up Next To Normal is on PBS' YouTube for free this month 👀
June 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Hey just a heads up Next To Normal is on PBS' YouTube for free this month 👀
The true machete cut is watching the mandalorian and grogu and then when it gets to rotta being tortured you stop and watch the animated clone wars movie, then go back and finish tmag
May 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The true machete cut is watching the mandalorian and grogu and then when it gets to rotta being tortured you stop and watch the animated clone wars movie, then go back and finish tmag
Can you believe there are now two star wars movies starring rotta the hutt
May 22, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Can you believe there are now two star wars movies starring rotta the hutt
Friend's baby just took her first steps TOWARD ME?? An honor and a privilege
May 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Friend's baby just took her first steps TOWARD ME?? An honor and a privilege
Boyfriend walked very quickly up to me at work today and asked "where is the moon??"
May 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Boyfriend walked very quickly up to me at work today and asked "where is the moon??"
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I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
May 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
The three hit back to back punch of Dashboard, 23, and Porch Light, Noah Kahan are you aware of how fragile I am
May 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The three hit back to back punch of Dashboard, 23, and Porch Light, Noah Kahan are you aware of how fragile I am
How come when you've got the beginning of a cold your body is like oooh swallowing water? The thing that will make me feel better sooner? Hurts. Bad. Kill yourself.
April 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
How come when you've got the beginning of a cold your body is like oooh swallowing water? The thing that will make me feel better sooner? Hurts. Bad. Kill yourself.