CMonkey
@the-cmoney.bsky.social
Its 2026 and text based entertainment is back, baby!
They/them
They/them
I've been in my current DnD campaign for five or six years.
Today is the day that most of my party learned about nonlethal damage.
Game. Changed.
Today is the day that most of my party learned about nonlethal damage.
Game. Changed.
June 27, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I've been in my current DnD campaign for five or six years.
Today is the day that most of my party learned about nonlethal damage.
Game. Changed.
Today is the day that most of my party learned about nonlethal damage.
Game. Changed.
In line for a Pokemon anniversary drop, and the guy in front of me is wearing Yu-Gi-Oh pants.
Should I tell him? 😬
Should I tell him? 😬
June 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
In line for a Pokemon anniversary drop, and the guy in front of me is wearing Yu-Gi-Oh pants.
Should I tell him? 😬
Should I tell him? 😬
Falling asleep to the ambient noise of rain and thunder is all well and good, until it starts to rain when you're at work and your body activates the TIRED status like you're a Russian sleeper agent.
May 20, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Falling asleep to the ambient noise of rain and thunder is all well and good, until it starts to rain when you're at work and your body activates the TIRED status like you're a Russian sleeper agent.
Started driving to my job. Got a text, job was cancelled.
Drove home.
Sat in the car, and doomscrolled in my drive way
Received a call. They did need me.
See? Good things come to those who procrastinate naps.
Drove home.
Sat in the car, and doomscrolled in my drive way
Received a call. They did need me.
See? Good things come to those who procrastinate naps.
May 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Started driving to my job. Got a text, job was cancelled.
Drove home.
Sat in the car, and doomscrolled in my drive way
Received a call. They did need me.
See? Good things come to those who procrastinate naps.
Drove home.
Sat in the car, and doomscrolled in my drive way
Received a call. They did need me.
See? Good things come to those who procrastinate naps.
Student 1: nah bro theres not enough dopamine in that for me to do it
#tooreal #AdventuresinSubstituting
#tooreal #AdventuresinSubstituting
May 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Student 1: nah bro theres not enough dopamine in that for me to do it
#tooreal #AdventuresinSubstituting
#tooreal #AdventuresinSubstituting
All i want to do is nap and play tomadachi life and also sleep until we're out of this presidential term
May 15, 2026 at 1:48 PM
All i want to do is nap and play tomadachi life and also sleep until we're out of this presidential term
Two of my scheduled jobs cancelled this week, and I fully expected today's to cancel too.
They didn't.
Ugh.
They didn't.
Ugh.
May 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Two of my scheduled jobs cancelled this week, and I fully expected today's to cancel too.
They didn't.
Ugh.
They didn't.
Ugh.
This is a top notch post considering the first task 👀
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May 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
This is a top notch post considering the first task 👀
Gotta say, guy who came to get the birds out of my oven vent (literal) and stated that he didnt know what he was supposed to do, my biggest concern is NOT you breaking your really expensive camera.
May 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Gotta say, guy who came to get the birds out of my oven vent (literal) and stated that he didnt know what he was supposed to do, my biggest concern is NOT you breaking your really expensive camera.
My 7th period has 8 students. 1 is absent. 3 skipped. 3 'went to other classes to work'.
So it's just me and one student, who is detailing to me the history of all of her pets.
RIP Collette, Autumn, and two unnamed parakeets.
So it's just me and one student, who is detailing to me the history of all of her pets.
RIP Collette, Autumn, and two unnamed parakeets.
April 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
My 7th period has 8 students. 1 is absent. 3 skipped. 3 'went to other classes to work'.
So it's just me and one student, who is detailing to me the history of all of her pets.
RIP Collette, Autumn, and two unnamed parakeets.
So it's just me and one student, who is detailing to me the history of all of her pets.
RIP Collette, Autumn, and two unnamed parakeets.
Honestly though, my favorite substituting days are for the humanities.
Plus, all my two kids skipped my largest class today, which was homeroom.
Plus, all my two kids skipped my largest class today, which was homeroom.
April 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Honestly though, my favorite substituting days are for the humanities.
Plus, all my two kids skipped my largest class today, which was homeroom.
Plus, all my two kids skipped my largest class today, which was homeroom.
Student 1: be nice! It's (his relationship)way healthier this time!
Student2: we didnt even say anything!
Student 1: yeah but i can hear your faces
Student2: we didnt even say anything!
Student 1: yeah but i can hear your faces
April 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Student 1: be nice! It's (his relationship)way healthier this time!
Student2: we didnt even say anything!
Student 1: yeah but i can hear your faces
Student2: we didnt even say anything!
Student 1: yeah but i can hear your faces
Student 1: i didnt ever really see them as a couple
Student 2: right? Loser in an endearing way, not a derogatory way
#adventuresinsubstituting
Student 2: right? Loser in an endearing way, not a derogatory way
#adventuresinsubstituting
April 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Student 1: i didnt ever really see them as a couple
Student 2: right? Loser in an endearing way, not a derogatory way
#adventuresinsubstituting
Student 2: right? Loser in an endearing way, not a derogatory way
#adventuresinsubstituting
Student one: *talking relationship drama*
Student two, across the room: *teases sassily*
Student one: you cant even talk, you with your three situationships!
#AdventuresInSubstituting
Student two, across the room: *teases sassily*
Student one: you cant even talk, you with your three situationships!
#AdventuresInSubstituting
April 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Student one: *talking relationship drama*
Student two, across the room: *teases sassily*
Student one: you cant even talk, you with your three situationships!
#AdventuresInSubstituting
Student two, across the room: *teases sassily*
Student one: you cant even talk, you with your three situationships!
#AdventuresInSubstituting
Sometimes i really miss 2009
April 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Sometimes i really miss 2009
Contracting company: Be at your job 20 minutes before start time, for reasons
Me: ok dumb you should be paying but whatever, helps me beat traffic
*Arrives at 640 for 7am start*
School: maam plz wait in your car, we dont open til 7
Me: ok but i was told
School: I'm not even clocked in
Me: 💀
Me: ok dumb you should be paying but whatever, helps me beat traffic
*Arrives at 640 for 7am start*
School: maam plz wait in your car, we dont open til 7
Me: ok but i was told
School: I'm not even clocked in
Me: 💀
April 29, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Contracting company: Be at your job 20 minutes before start time, for reasons
Me: ok dumb you should be paying but whatever, helps me beat traffic
*Arrives at 640 for 7am start*
School: maam plz wait in your car, we dont open til 7
Me: ok but i was told
School: I'm not even clocked in
Me: 💀
Me: ok dumb you should be paying but whatever, helps me beat traffic
*Arrives at 640 for 7am start*
School: maam plz wait in your car, we dont open til 7
Me: ok but i was told
School: I'm not even clocked in
Me: 💀
Animal Crossing for when I want to feel connected, Pokopia for when I need to feel in control, Tomadachi life for when I want to play god, Diablo IV for when I want to fight god.
What are your 2026 coping strategies?
What are your 2026 coping strategies?
April 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Animal Crossing for when I want to feel connected, Pokopia for when I need to feel in control, Tomadachi life for when I want to play god, Diablo IV for when I want to fight god.
What are your 2026 coping strategies?
What are your 2026 coping strategies?
Reposted by CMonkey
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April 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Pollution levels in Paris after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
April 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Reposted by CMonkey
📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms.
I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.
I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.
April 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM
📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms.
I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.
I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.
#adventuresinsubstituting
Kid 1: on god man this teacher and her assignments
Kid 2: oh no your teacher is giving you work 🙄
Kid 1: on god man this teacher and her assignments
Kid 2: oh no your teacher is giving you work 🙄
April 21, 2026 at 4:12 PM
#adventuresinsubstituting
Kid 1: on god man this teacher and her assignments
Kid 2: oh no your teacher is giving you work 🙄
Kid 1: on god man this teacher and her assignments
Kid 2: oh no your teacher is giving you work 🙄
@erikaishii.bsky.social who do we need to pay to keep a camera on your #thegameawards reactions?
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@erikaishii.bsky.social who do we need to pay to keep a camera on your #thegameawards reactions?
Happy monday night to everyone except the cats in my house who decided now is the time for zoomin'.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Happy monday night to everyone except the cats in my house who decided now is the time for zoomin'.
I turn 37 in approximately 20 days, and just received my first jury summons.
Join me on my journey in 'Observations from a County Court'.
Join me on my journey in 'Observations from a County Court'.
July 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I turn 37 in approximately 20 days, and just received my first jury summons.
Join me on my journey in 'Observations from a County Court'.
Join me on my journey in 'Observations from a County Court'.