Drew
the-dtc.bsky.social
Drew
@the-dtc.bsky.social
📍Seattle

Trying to be better and gayer every day.
Just because YOU have cum on the brain doesn’t mean that’s the only definition of “skeet.”

Skeet is also a term for shooting clay pigeons. So in the sense that skeet is an offshoot of bird hunting, I’d argue it’s the perfect term for the offshoot of a “tweet” on the bird app.
Ok, help me understand why a word for shooting cum needs to be used for Bluesky posts?

Anyone?

You all have lots to say in shit-talking, but as someone who thought more highly of the intelligence here, I'm highly doubting that idea.

Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.
September 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Thanks Tove, now I want literal and metaphorical cake 🍰
September 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rachel?!? THE Rachel?!? Oh hell yes. I am SEATED.

Also, I really wish they’d gotten Gretchen Rossi as one of the Housewives since Casey parodied her on the Hotwives 🤣
What a cast 👀
September 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I have never watched a Ms. Rachel show. But I stan tf outta her. Being a good human is a smart brand choice and a lot of the corporate executives would do well to realize that.
September 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I just remembered that we get Day and Night this week. So excited!
September 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
There’s a LEASING option for the iPhone Duo?!? We have lost the plot.
September 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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August 27, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I already know I’m going to bawl when I first hear “My Place in History” when it is released in 2045. But I also love knowing we’ve still got one more new release of hers to enjoy 😭
August 27, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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once again we have an abject lesson in how the purpose of life is for you to live so that people miss when you're gone and not celebrate that you aren't here
August 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
August 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Dolly and Tim were both 80. In this instance, I’m interpreting the Rule of Three to mean another 80-year-old is needed to round it out.

Are nominations allowed?
August 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I’m beginning to think the Grim Reaper is homophobic. Two gay icons in as many days?!?
August 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Zach Bryan “Pink Skies” playing in the airport when I literally landed in Nashville for a funeral … maybe keep that song off your playlists if you’re in an airport.
August 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Saw I Want Your Sex tonight. Great movie. Olivia Wilde is perfection in it.
August 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
After listening to (and loving) Don’t Leave Me on the Dance Floor, I would like to formally request a Kylie and Carly collab.

Is there a form I fill out or what?
August 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea.
But I'm 100% with its message.

When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me.

Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity.
August 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Rotating Foldable Chair 360 View
ALT: Rotating Foldable Chair 360 View
static.klipy.com
August 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Realizing I’ve never heard El-Sayed speak. (I’m not in Michigan so I haven’t been following that race.)

So he and Obama basically have the same voice, huh? Not mad at it one bit.
August 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Hahahaha “daughter” (singular). Tiffany can’t even get recognition when people are talking shit about her family.
I’m a big fan of this version of Hunter Biden.

Watch the clip in its entirety and take it in the proper context.
July 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
July 31, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I’m at the age where I usually only know what day of the week it is because of my pill organizer.
July 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
July 20, 2026 at 12:53 PM
In solidarity with those on the east coast, I will not be going on a run today even though our air quality is fine.
July 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
This is how someone referred to the Orange Crybaby’s address the other night and, at least based on the reporting I’ve seen (I didn’t watch that rubbish), sounds about right.
July 18, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I don’t understand what all the fuss was about; I really enjoyed Supergirl. Fun story, good character development, and a ton of heart.
July 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM