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@the-silliest-guber.bsky.social
25, miniture painter, terrible author, poor decision maker.
Enjoy my ramblings.
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Enjoy my ramblings.
Partner of @rezduck.bsky.social
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Is it a tummy ache or is it death finally coming to collect his due.
September 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Is it a tummy ache or is it death finally coming to collect his due.
You ever feel so called out you can't even be mad? Well #spotify just made me a custom playlist with my most listened to songs and bamed it Angst....
June 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
You ever feel so called out you can't even be mad? Well #spotify just made me a custom playlist with my most listened to songs and bamed it Angst....
I have an announcement.
June 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I have an announcement.
I thought he was dead but when I leaned closer he blinked.
May 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I thought he was dead but when I leaned closer he blinked.
Onion is the most #French sounding vegetable. Its like saying "on e' on" which i can imagine a vile French person saying before they proceed to French all over the place.
April 27, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Onion is the most #French sounding vegetable. Its like saying "on e' on" which i can imagine a vile French person saying before they proceed to French all over the place.
#warhammer 3 down now.
#warhammer I have two down
#warhammer 40k 11th eddition predictions
Armageddon war round 4 or 5
New Gabriel Seth
New Yarrick (the Inquisition took him)
Another 4% price increase
Calgar in phobos armor
Armageddon war round 4 or 5
New Gabriel Seth
New Yarrick (the Inquisition took him)
Another 4% price increase
Calgar in phobos armor
April 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
#warhammer 3 down now.
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged-F*** the new pope
YouTube video by SVerian
youtu.be
April 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Do I own a death guard army, no.
Do I intend to own a death guard army, no.
Did my boyfriend get me to buy "the sassy little guy", yes.
Do I intend to own a death guard army, no.
Did my boyfriend get me to buy "the sassy little guy", yes.
April 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Do I own a death guard army, no.
Do I intend to own a death guard army, no.
Did my boyfriend get me to buy "the sassy little guy", yes.
Do I intend to own a death guard army, no.
Did my boyfriend get me to buy "the sassy little guy", yes.
So I was looking for a new #audiobook to listen to and thought i recognized the art style on one of the cover arts. I then relize why as I see the artist for it is a #yaoi hentai artist. I have never before felt more ashamed of myself.
April 15, 2026 at 6:54 AM
So I was looking for a new #audiobook to listen to and thought i recognized the art style on one of the cover arts. I then relize why as I see the artist for it is a #yaoi hentai artist. I have never before felt more ashamed of myself.
My coworker just make the mistake of asking me "what is Warhammer", and now I have a choice to make...
April 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
My coworker just make the mistake of asking me "what is Warhammer", and now I have a choice to make...
Born to be a silly guy, forced to work 10pm-7am doing hard labor because no one else was hiering for more than minimum wage.
I wanted to be a history teacher once, but capitalism killed that.
I wanted to be a history teacher once, but capitalism killed that.
April 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Born to be a silly guy, forced to work 10pm-7am doing hard labor because no one else was hiering for more than minimum wage.
I wanted to be a history teacher once, but capitalism killed that.
I wanted to be a history teacher once, but capitalism killed that.
FOR THE #TYRANTOFBADAB #warhammer40k.
April 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
FOR THE #TYRANTOFBADAB #warhammer40k.
Me irl: I wish everyone would just get along and stop fighting.
Me playing #Stellaris: LET THEIR WORLDS BURN, LET THEIR MOTHERS WEEP, FOR ONLY THE COMMONWEALTH OF MAN HAS CLAIM TO THE STARS! GATHER MY FLEETS, READY GROUND FORCES, PRIME THE COLLOSUS, LET THE GALAXY KNOW TRUE FEAR!
Me playing #Stellaris: LET THEIR WORLDS BURN, LET THEIR MOTHERS WEEP, FOR ONLY THE COMMONWEALTH OF MAN HAS CLAIM TO THE STARS! GATHER MY FLEETS, READY GROUND FORCES, PRIME THE COLLOSUS, LET THE GALAXY KNOW TRUE FEAR!
March 29, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Me irl: I wish everyone would just get along and stop fighting.
Me playing #Stellaris: LET THEIR WORLDS BURN, LET THEIR MOTHERS WEEP, FOR ONLY THE COMMONWEALTH OF MAN HAS CLAIM TO THE STARS! GATHER MY FLEETS, READY GROUND FORCES, PRIME THE COLLOSUS, LET THE GALAXY KNOW TRUE FEAR!
Me playing #Stellaris: LET THEIR WORLDS BURN, LET THEIR MOTHERS WEEP, FOR ONLY THE COMMONWEALTH OF MAN HAS CLAIM TO THE STARS! GATHER MY FLEETS, READY GROUND FORCES, PRIME THE COLLOSUS, LET THE GALAXY KNOW TRUE FEAR!
A fun game you can play with conservatives is describe Hitler and insult Hitler but never use the name Hitler and see how long it takes for them to assume you are talking about Trump.
March 23, 2026 at 9:29 AM
A fun game you can play with conservatives is describe Hitler and insult Hitler but never use the name Hitler and see how long it takes for them to assume you are talking about Trump.
I sware to god I am one bad shift away from needing a grippy sock vacation.
March 21, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I sware to god I am one bad shift away from needing a grippy sock vacation.
Normalize taking personal phonecalls that involve sensitive family matters and screaming outside rather than in the breakroom.
March 19, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Normalize taking personal phonecalls that involve sensitive family matters and screaming outside rather than in the breakroom.
#warhammer I have two down
#warhammer 40k 11th eddition predictions
Armageddon war round 4 or 5
New Gabriel Seth
New Yarrick (the Inquisition took him)
Another 4% price increase
Calgar in phobos armor
Armageddon war round 4 or 5
New Gabriel Seth
New Yarrick (the Inquisition took him)
Another 4% price increase
Calgar in phobos armor
March 17, 2026 at 9:05 AM
#warhammer I have two down
WHY SO TAXES HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING COMPLICATED, JUST DO IT THE FRENCH WAY! THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY THAT PHRASES.
March 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
WHY SO TAXES HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING COMPLICATED, JUST DO IT THE FRENCH WAY! THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY THAT PHRASES.