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We should all be offended at how he lowballed us with the $5000 vote bribe: Demand your presidentially-signed “enigma” cards!
September 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
We should all be offended at how he lowballed us with the $5000 vote bribe: Demand your presidentially-signed “enigma” cards!
The @nytimes.com gives us a contender for the defining presidential portrait of Trump II.
September 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The @nytimes.com gives us a contender for the defining presidential portrait of Trump II.
Old KGB tactic: Distract them from the real news by using an inflatable decoy
Source: @osinttechnical on X
The head of Rossotrudnichestvo, Igor Chaika, attempted to downplay Russia's deteriorating relationship with Armenia today, but admitted that "there are ups and downs."
The admission comes as Russia's influence in the Caucasus wanes due to the war in Ukraine.
The head of Rossotrudnichestvo, Igor Chaika, attempted to downplay Russia's deteriorating relationship with Armenia today, but admitted that "there are ups and downs."
The admission comes as Russia's influence in the Caucasus wanes due to the war in Ukraine.
September 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Old KGB tactic: Distract them from the real news by using an inflatable decoy
There’s a beef shortage, thanks in part to some government efficiency measures! Is it safe to eat the garbage beef being imported to the USA? An investigation:
September 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
There’s a beef shortage, thanks in part to some government efficiency measures! Is it safe to eat the garbage beef being imported to the USA? An investigation:
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September 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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The time we were legally (divinely) required to have a 19th-century conservative deliver a passionate screed from the couch.
August 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The time we were legally (divinely) required to have a 19th-century conservative deliver a passionate screed from the couch.
Something is wrong on The Internet.
August 30, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Something is wrong on The Internet.
An in-depth interview and demonstration of technology that could end the complete mystery of what your cat is thinking when it looks at you with the death stare.
August 27, 2026 at 4:51 PM
An in-depth interview and demonstration of technology that could end the complete mystery of what your cat is thinking when it looks at you with the death stare.
The president’s book on wealth accumulation leaves us with a question: Who is this “mysterious Jeffrey?”
August 25, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The president’s book on wealth accumulation leaves us with a question: Who is this “mysterious Jeffrey?”
Presidential crypto.
August 24, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Presidential crypto.
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arguably looks worse
July 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
arguably looks worse