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Darlene Sampson: At the least, we should be requiring background checks for people who want to do it for the right reasons. It would be a shame to get rid of genital inspections because of too much weirdness.
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OPINION: New Confederacy needs stricter regulations on genital inspectors
By Darlene Sampson September 17, 2029 While I support our country’s efforts to keep transgender ideology out of our schools and locker rooms, I am growing concerned about the lack of regulati…
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September 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The Treasury also announced an “audit” of other faith houses to determine if they are eligible for continued tax exemptions. The list includes Catholic parishes, mainline Protestant denominations, and synagogues. Evangelical denominations are not subject to the audit.
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New Confederacy revokes tax-exempt status for mosques
By Addison Green September 16, 2029 AUSTIN, TEX. — The New Confederate Department of the Treasury announced today that mosques will no longer qualify as tax-exempt nonprofit entities. “We thi…
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September 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The U.S. judiciary is now comprised of 56% women and 49% people of color. Ocasio-Cortez has appointed 15 judges who identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual. By comparison ... the New Confederacy’s federal judiciary is 75% white men:
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Ocasio-Cortez nominates first trans US federal judge
By Morgan Tiergarten September 15, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez nominated Chase Strangio today to be the country’s first transgender federal judge. Strangio…
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September 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The construction is estimated to take three years, with the first segment from Virginia Beach to Washington, D.C. set to open in mid-2030 with a maximum speed of 150 mph:
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US breaks ground on high-speed rail network
By Rhonda Robinson Taylor September 14, 2029 VIRGINIA BEACH, VA. — Construction work has begun on the first phase of the United States’ first national high-speed rail project, following a $14…
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September 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The letter from Ocasio-Cortez threatens to impose tariffs and explore civil legal action against U.S.-based divisions of New Confederate energy corporations: thealttimes.com/2026/09/13/o...
Ocasio-Cortez threatens New Confederacy over cross-border pollution
By Jorge Lopez Morales September 13, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is threatening economic consequences on the New Confederacy in a new letter documenting instance…
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September 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Alicia Burgess: I have family in the New Confederacy [and] fond memories of visiting Miami, New Orleans and Myrtle Beach. But the New Confederate states made a choice to leave our country, and we can’t let sentimentality get in the way of securing our southern border. thealttimes.com/opinion-time...
OPINION: Time for US to get tough on illegal New Confederate immigration
By Alicia Burgess September 12, 2029 The United States, now more than ever, is a land of opportunity. One where we welcome immigrants from all countries and treat them with dignity. It’s not …
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September 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Missouri’s law is one of the so-called “Woke Codes” enacted in a dozen New Confederate states. The similar laws prohibit expressions of transgender identity/homosexuality, ban non-Christian or atheistic religious practices, and penalize patriotism for other countries:
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New Confederate Supreme Court upholds worker’s firing for using pronouns in email signature
By Addison Green September 11, 2029 AUSTIN, TEX. — The New Confederate Supreme Court has upheld the firing of a Missouri woman for using personal pronouns in her email signature in violation of sta…
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September 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Although congressional Democrats first proposed an amendment in January to remove Republican-appointed U.S. Supreme Court justices and enact sweeping reform, Neguse brokered a deal to withdraw the proposal in exchange for the GOP appointees’ resignations: thealttimes.com/2026/09/10/u...
US Congress to debate progressive-backed constitutional amendments
By Rhonda Robinson Taylor September 10, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Congress is set to debate a package of proposed constitutional amendments next week that would enshrine reproductive freedom…
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September 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Ocasio-Cortez said that the reparations program could serve as a template for another initiative she proposed: Reparations for those wrongfully detained, deported, or brutalized by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement militia members between 2025-2029: thealttimes.com/white-house-...
White House receives recommendations from US reparations commission
By Jorge Lopez Morales September 9, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez met today with retired U.S. Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan, who chairs the Commission on Repar…
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September 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Garth Chittums: "More regulations lead to higher prices without contributing anything to safety. Think about it: Would we consider restricting people’s access to guns just because our number of shootings is high? Of course not." thealttimes.com/2026/09/08/o...
OPINION: Does the New Confederacy need fire codes?
By Garth Chittums September 8, 2029 When the New Confederacy formed this year, many of us were excited for an end to the woke ideologies, the socialist policies, and the erosion of freedoms. Yet, t…
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September 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
In addition to increasing the minimum wage from $7.25, the SOS Act funded free public school lunches for all children, mandated paid family and sick leave, and implemented a universal basic income pilot program in 10 states with the highest rates of poverty:
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US minimum wage rises to $20 per hour
By Morgan Tiergarten September 7, 2029 ALLEGHENY COUNTY, PA. — The U.S. minimum wage is set to rise to $20 per hour on Sept. 10, the largest increase in history and a key component of a massive ant…
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September 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The bill signing took place at the Children’s Museum of Atlanta. Immediately afterward, museum staff unveiled new signage renaming the entity as the Pre-Adult Museum: thealttimes.com/2026/09/06/n...
New Confederacy lowers age of consent to 13
By Jedediah Blinks September 6, 2029 ATLANTA, GA. — New Confederate President Donald Trump Jr. has signed a law lowering the age of consent across the country to 13 years old. “It’s no …
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September 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
“Clean air, clean water, and safe food shouldn’t be controversial in the year 2029. And yet, we had to move heaven and earth to get us to a place where those things are a reality,” said U.S. Vice President Pete Buttigieg: thealttimes.com/2026/09/05/f...
Food borne illness deaths drop to zero in US
By Jorge Lopez Morales September 4, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following record increases in funding for food inspections and oversight, the United States reported no food borne illness deaths in the …
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September 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
As part of the law, Texas legislators required all executions to be carried out within one year of conviction and eliminated nearly the entire appeals process previously guaranteed under the U.S. Constitution:
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Texas to execute first defendant convicted of ‘wokeness’
By Addison Green September 5, 2029 WEST LIVINGSTON, TEX. — Texas is scheduled to execute the first criminal defendant to be convicted of “wokeness” on Saturday night, after the New Conf…
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September 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The New Confederacy, which just experienced its 79th mass shooting this year, has repealed almost all gun safety measures that existed prior to 2029, including the elimination of background checks, waiting periods, age limits, training requirements, and more:
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New Confederacy lawmakers debate ‘Gun Bill of Rights’
By Jedediah Blinks September 1, 2029 AUSTIN, TEX. — Members of the New Confederate Congress continue to debate the Gun Bill of Rights, with moderate lawmakers pushing to remove protections for mach…
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September 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez praised the decision, which cemented her 2028 campaign promise of eliminating the for-profit health insurance industry within her first 100 days: thealttimes.com/2026/09/05/u...
US Supreme Court rules healthcare a constitutional right
By Morgan Tiergarten August 31, 2029 WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday that healthcare is a constitutional right, in a massive loss for the insurance companies and debt coll…
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September 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM