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"Democracy dies in darkness, and sports are really important." - Anonymous
"Democracy dies in darkness, and sports are really important." - Anonymous
Company: "We were going to do the bad thing. But we stopped. Because of all the awareness."
Thank you to every one our readers!
Thank you to every one our readers!
September 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Company: "We were going to do the bad thing. But we stopped. Because of all the awareness."
Thank you to every one our readers!
Thank you to every one our readers!
Remember how Ryan Day has a nipple piercing? If anything we're encouraging of all that, but like.... remember?
September 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Remember how Ryan Day has a nipple piercing? If anything we're encouraging of all that, but like.... remember?
Now that the FBI has relaxed bestiality rules, will you be applying?
August 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Now that the FBI has relaxed bestiality rules, will you be applying?
We would like to apologize.
August 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
We would like to apologize.
Watching live sports coverage these days, what with the runaway success of online gambling, it makes me think the nation is ready for gun advertisements as long as there's a little number people can call if they think they have a problem with gun violence.
July 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Watching live sports coverage these days, what with the runaway success of online gambling, it makes me think the nation is ready for gun advertisements as long as there's a little number people can call if they think they have a problem with gun violence.
"People don't say 'cool' anymore," Said Trump between a few breaths here and there. "They say 'write.' Like a combination of 'white' and 'right.' Kids say it all the time. Eric said it during his vows, and I know Eric."
July 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
"People don't say 'cool' anymore," Said Trump between a few breaths here and there. "They say 'write.' Like a combination of 'white' and 'right.' Kids say it all the time. Eric said it during his vows, and I know Eric."
Would the USMNT be playing today if Hegseth had been allowed to administer his testosterone-saving plan to the team?
July 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Would the USMNT be playing today if Hegseth had been allowed to administer his testosterone-saving plan to the team?
We want your opinions! We've been trying to make the Trump family seem more presidential for over ten years now, but people still seem to think the POTUS is a stupid, racist, narcissistic rapist.
What can we do to help change your mind?
What can we do to help change your mind?
April 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
We want your opinions! We've been trying to make the Trump family seem more presidential for over ten years now, but people still seem to think the POTUS is a stupid, racist, narcissistic rapist.
What can we do to help change your mind?
What can we do to help change your mind?
Fanta can't explain whether or not this flavor is real, but the market demands it. How will the Dow respond?
March 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Fanta can't explain whether or not this flavor is real, but the market demands it. How will the Dow respond?
Shadow the Hedgehog is NOT your friend. But that doesn't mean he's your enemy.
Myra Townsend takes us deep into the lore of Sonic Heroes to show us what a true hero of today may look like.
Myra Townsend takes us deep into the lore of Sonic Heroes to show us what a true hero of today may look like.
February 28, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Shadow the Hedgehog is NOT your friend. But that doesn't mean he's your enemy.
Myra Townsend takes us deep into the lore of Sonic Heroes to show us what a true hero of today may look like.
Myra Townsend takes us deep into the lore of Sonic Heroes to show us what a true hero of today may look like.
Gordon Hayward bought 168 hard boiled eggs from Costco on accident. He plans to give them out individually from a big cooler to people in his neighborhood he considers homeless (probably making less than 80k a year as best he can guess).
That and briefly touching on the Charlie Kirk stuff.
That and briefly touching on the Charlie Kirk stuff.
September 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gordon Hayward bought 168 hard boiled eggs from Costco on accident. He plans to give them out individually from a big cooler to people in his neighborhood he considers homeless (probably making less than 80k a year as best he can guess).
That and briefly touching on the Charlie Kirk stuff.
That and briefly touching on the Charlie Kirk stuff.
"How my youtube playlist of AI women crying in a way I find sexy saved my marriage"
- Ben Shapiro on Tuesday
- Ben Shapiro on Tuesday
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"How my youtube playlist of AI women crying in a way I find sexy saved my marriage"
- Ben Shapiro on Tuesday
- Ben Shapiro on Tuesday
"I know I give the impression of a fit and attractive person online, but I really am quite unpleasant to be around. I have difficulty maintaining relationships longer than about a year or two." - Catturd
The newest episode of Until We're Cut Off drops on Spotify this AM at 9AM in the morning.
The newest episode of Until We're Cut Off drops on Spotify this AM at 9AM in the morning.
September 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"I know I give the impression of a fit and attractive person online, but I really am quite unpleasant to be around. I have difficulty maintaining relationships longer than about a year or two." - Catturd
The newest episode of Until We're Cut Off drops on Spotify this AM at 9AM in the morning.
The newest episode of Until We're Cut Off drops on Spotify this AM at 9AM in the morning.
Kings came before presidents, is that what God wants Trump to be?
Article coming Monday
Article coming Monday
August 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Kings came before presidents, is that what God wants Trump to be?
Article coming Monday
Article coming Monday
Why hasn't Zohran Mamdani apologized for winning the New York City democratic mayoral primary yet?
July 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Why hasn't Zohran Mamdani apologized for winning the New York City democratic mayoral primary yet?
BREAKING: Kevin Durant has exercised his no trade clause and will be traded to the Houston Rockets for Other Players and Other Things.
June 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
BREAKING: Kevin Durant has exercised his no trade clause and will be traded to the Houston Rockets for Other Players and Other Things.
"Out of respect to the victims in Iran, Mamdani should gracefully bow out of the NYC Mayoral Race"
June 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Out of respect to the victims in Iran, Mamdani should gracefully bow out of the NYC Mayoral Race"
June 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Popin' It (Popin' It) Pope Pope Popin' It" a new song by AI artist Darlica Sprout is already storming to the top of the streaming charts in Illinois.
On a TikTok, Darlica announced "I'll work on the rest of the lyrics later, but it's basically ready."
Is the world ready for an American Pope?
On a TikTok, Darlica announced "I'll work on the rest of the lyrics later, but it's basically ready."
Is the world ready for an American Pope?
May 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Popin' It (Popin' It) Pope Pope Popin' It" a new song by AI artist Darlica Sprout is already storming to the top of the streaming charts in Illinois.
On a TikTok, Darlica announced "I'll work on the rest of the lyrics later, but it's basically ready."
Is the world ready for an American Pope?
On a TikTok, Darlica announced "I'll work on the rest of the lyrics later, but it's basically ready."
Is the world ready for an American Pope?
Four different people. Each of them different.
A story by [Insert Author]
A story by [Insert Author]
May 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Four different people. Each of them different.
A story by [Insert Author]
A story by [Insert Author]
"I ate my dog. I thought I had a good reason for it, but I can't remember what it was, and now I'm sad."
Three-part opinion piece on memory coming soon.
Three-part opinion piece on memory coming soon.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"I ate my dog. I thought I had a good reason for it, but I can't remember what it was, and now I'm sad."
Three-part opinion piece on memory coming soon.
Three-part opinion piece on memory coming soon.
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January 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Some revolutions are faught with guns, others are fought with critical, daily coverage of news both local and national, brought to you by AI and just enough information to form an opinion.
January 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Some revolutions are faught with guns, others are fought with critical, daily coverage of news both local and national, brought to you by AI and just enough information to form an opinion.