WhipLash, PhD
@thebeardoctor.bsky.social
He/him🫡🌈 biologist, powerlifter(270 lb natty), gaymer, amateur seamstress, and all around big goofy guy.
Fuck fascism.
Your favorite beef’s favorite beef.
https://throne.com/whipxlash
https://hevy.com/user/whipxlash
Fuck fascism.
Your favorite beef’s favorite beef.
https://throne.com/whipxlash
https://hevy.com/user/whipxlash
Pinned
Took a break from the switch to do cardio
September 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Took a break from the switch to do cardio
I had a student interview me today to complete a project in another class. The questions were all based around my career as a professor. It was a nice moment to reflect on where I started, why I continued, and the plethora of research experiences I’ve had thus far. A nice way to breakup the day.
September 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I had a student interview me today to complete a project in another class. The questions were all based around my career as a professor. It was a nice moment to reflect on where I started, why I continued, and the plethora of research experiences I’ve had thus far. A nice way to breakup the day.
The spooky lights are giving ambience and Legends ZA is setting the vibe. We’re set up for a great evening 😌
September 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The spooky lights are giving ambience and Legends ZA is setting the vibe. We’re set up for a great evening 😌
Forever an adult with a backpack
September 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Forever an adult with a backpack
Me: I have got to focus on this task, lecture is in 2 hours.
Brain: 🎵LET THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL🎵
Me: Please stop.
Brain: 🎶SHINE THE EVER LOVIN’ LIGHT ON MEEEEEEE🎶
Brain: 🎵LET THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL🎵
Me: Please stop.
Brain: 🎶SHINE THE EVER LOVIN’ LIGHT ON MEEEEEEE🎶
September 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Me: I have got to focus on this task, lecture is in 2 hours.
Brain: 🎵LET THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL🎵
Me: Please stop.
Brain: 🎶SHINE THE EVER LOVIN’ LIGHT ON MEEEEEEE🎶
Brain: 🎵LET THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL🎵
Me: Please stop.
Brain: 🎶SHINE THE EVER LOVIN’ LIGHT ON MEEEEEEE🎶
You ever have those moments before a lift where you think “this is really gonna slap”, and then it does? Like you’re some kind of prophetic wizard?
September 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
You ever have those moments before a lift where you think “this is really gonna slap”, and then it does? Like you’re some kind of prophetic wizard?
We live in hell… give yourself some grace when you need it 🩵
September 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
We live in hell… give yourself some grace when you need it 🩵
This queen is everything
September 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This queen is everything
I was going to work in my office all afternoon and catch up on class prep… but I think I’d rather lift?
September 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I was going to work in my office all afternoon and catch up on class prep… but I think I’d rather lift?
This Tuesday got me. I’ll be eating pizza in bed if you need me
September 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This Tuesday got me. I’ll be eating pizza in bed if you need me
It’s spooky time… the Halloween decor goes up today 🎃
September 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It’s spooky time… the Halloween decor goes up today 🎃
Getting ready for the day
September 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Getting ready for the day
You know… thick thighs and all that
September 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
You know… thick thighs and all that
Im about to do only the most fun things for the next three days and not think about work for a second 🫦
September 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Im about to do only the most fun things for the next three days and not think about work for a second 🫦
You’re joking… Dolly Parton and Tim Curry back-to-back? I’m about to throw hands with the grim reaper because what the actual fuck 😭
August 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
You’re joking… Dolly Parton and Tim Curry back-to-back? I’m about to throw hands with the grim reaper because what the actual fuck 😭
Another beefy chest day. Get in up in there
August 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Another beefy chest day. Get in up in there
Too comfortable lying down in bed with the puppies. I may just stay here all day
August 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Too comfortable lying down in bed with the puppies. I may just stay here all day
If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’ll always destroy one or two French bread pizzas without question.
August 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’ll always destroy one or two French bread pizzas without question.
Leg day went but my shoulders refused to take a backseat, I guess 🤷🏻♂️
July 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Leg day went but my shoulders refused to take a backseat, I guess 🤷🏻♂️
Didn’t see them pulling the ol’ bait and switch with Lady G and McConnell 😳🤷🏻♂️
July 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Didn’t see them pulling the ol’ bait and switch with Lady G and McConnell 😳🤷🏻♂️
Weekend at Mitch McConnell’s
July 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Weekend at Mitch McConnell’s
Ope clocked again
July 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Ope clocked again
Take two: still sad about losing the ball to my nipple piercing at the gym, and on chest day no less.
July 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Take two: still sad about losing the ball to my nipple piercing at the gym, and on chest day no less.
Each semester on one exam, I ask students their favorite dinosaur. Fewer and fewer students know the names of ANY dinosaurs these days, and it makes me sad. Are kids not excited about dinosaurs when they’re younger anymore, or was this just a 90s kid thing because of Jurassic Park/Land Before Time?
July 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Each semester on one exam, I ask students their favorite dinosaur. Fewer and fewer students know the names of ANY dinosaurs these days, and it makes me sad. Are kids not excited about dinosaurs when they’re younger anymore, or was this just a 90s kid thing because of Jurassic Park/Land Before Time?