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Sammer
@thebigevil.bsky.social
· Nov 24
This is a NSFW account. it is what it is. follow only if you want the shotgun blast of my fetishes on your feed. this is the warning.
I didn't read the entire label on a drink mix and only read the health facts and accidentally intook 1.1 grams of caffeine in about 8 minutes like 11 hours ago.
Everything hurts.
Im gonna be in Chubbyemu video 😭
Everything hurts.
Im gonna be in Chubbyemu video 😭
February 18, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I didn't read the entire label on a drink mix and only read the health facts and accidentally intook 1.1 grams of caffeine in about 8 minutes like 11 hours ago.
Everything hurts.
Im gonna be in Chubbyemu video 😭
Everything hurts.
Im gonna be in Chubbyemu video 😭
I am neuro convergent.
Fear me.
I am the collective.
Fear me.
I am the collective.
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I am neuro convergent.
Fear me.
I am the collective.
Fear me.
I am the collective.
If there isnt a problem, leave it to a christian to make one. Very tired of Christianity and the bullshit the members of it pull. Its all just hate, i don't care what's in the book and neither do they.
July 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If there isnt a problem, leave it to a christian to make one. Very tired of Christianity and the bullshit the members of it pull. Its all just hate, i don't care what's in the book and neither do they.
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There’s a shapeshifter on the train 🦊 🦁 🐦⬛
December 30, 2024 at 9:25 PM
There’s a shapeshifter on the train 🦊 🦁 🐦⬛
This is a NSFW account. it is what it is. follow only if you want the shotgun blast of my fetishes on your feed. this is the warning.
November 24, 2024 at 4:15 AM
This is a NSFW account. it is what it is. follow only if you want the shotgun blast of my fetishes on your feed. this is the warning.
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November 20, 2024 at 6:26 AM
ALRIGHT THATS ITS IM STARTING A STUPID FUCKING COMMUNE IN A HOUSE I CANT TAKE THESE RENT PRICES ANYMORE.
November 12, 2024 at 11:22 PM
ALRIGHT THATS ITS IM STARTING A STUPID FUCKING COMMUNE IN A HOUSE I CANT TAKE THESE RENT PRICES ANYMORE.
Well now that I dont work overnights I can probably get back to streaming...
October 22, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Well now that I dont work overnights I can probably get back to streaming...
Just realized of the costco food court made fied chicken WITH SEASONING the money printer would infact go brrtr
October 20, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Just realized of the costco food court made fied chicken WITH SEASONING the money printer would infact go brrtr
It continued long after i left. It was still going an hour later.
October 20, 2024 at 6:23 AM
It continued long after i left. It was still going an hour later.
PvPvE aka a shitty pvp game where you sometimes get 3rd parties by an npc that's spent the last few hours walking into a wall because nobody bothered to code it when it isn't shooting at a player.
October 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
PvPvE aka a shitty pvp game where you sometimes get 3rd parties by an npc that's spent the last few hours walking into a wall because nobody bothered to code it when it isn't shooting at a player.
Wish i had been somewhere else but i think this came out okay.
October 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Wish i had been somewhere else but i think this came out okay.
My barber is a Belarusian dude who doesn't speak any english whatsoever. He charges me $38.50 per haircut and beard trim. But if i come in with a picture that i want my hair to look like i will leave with that haircut. Hes magic.
October 8, 2024 at 3:52 PM
My barber is a Belarusian dude who doesn't speak any english whatsoever. He charges me $38.50 per haircut and beard trim. But if i come in with a picture that i want my hair to look like i will leave with that haircut. Hes magic.
Like a fool I ate packaged ramen last night. Now I'm dying of toxic shock.
October 6, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Like a fool I ate packaged ramen last night. Now I'm dying of toxic shock.
I want to get a sticker for my back window of my charger that says "it ain't de-badged" so people might leave me alone but will likely make it worse.
October 1, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I want to get a sticker for my back window of my charger that says "it ain't de-badged" so people might leave me alone but will likely make it worse.
I just wanna live in a hole in the ground with fast internet.
October 1, 2024 at 4:55 AM
I just wanna live in a hole in the ground with fast internet.
Trying to figure out if there is a windshield HUD i can get that pulls the info from my OBD2 plug. I deapise looking at the tough screen for anything in my car. Im fine setting up navigation at a light/parkinglot but i dont want to look down and away from the road. Might have to make one...
September 29, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Trying to figure out if there is a windshield HUD i can get that pulls the info from my OBD2 plug. I deapise looking at the tough screen for anything in my car. Im fine setting up navigation at a light/parkinglot but i dont want to look down and away from the road. Might have to make one...
Magic item idea: a bell that when rung, allows the user to cast magic missile resulting in 3 missiles. The verbal component is making a shooting noise, and the somatic is a finger gun in the dominant hand.
The craftsman is German though as a rule and the item is named plainly 'Bell' in german.
:3
The craftsman is German though as a rule and the item is named plainly 'Bell' in german.
:3
September 28, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Magic item idea: a bell that when rung, allows the user to cast magic missile resulting in 3 missiles. The verbal component is making a shooting noise, and the somatic is a finger gun in the dominant hand.
The craftsman is German though as a rule and the item is named plainly 'Bell' in german.
:3
The craftsman is German though as a rule and the item is named plainly 'Bell' in german.
:3
Had McDonald's again on a whim again and now my organs are attempting to leave me and take the house.
September 24, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Had McDonald's again on a whim again and now my organs are attempting to leave me and take the house.
show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie
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🫡
September 22, 2024 at 4:49 AM
show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie
🫡
🫡
Committing psychological Warfare on myself to weaponize number go up on my savings account over personal enjoyment and comfort.
September 22, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Committing psychological Warfare on myself to weaponize number go up on my savings account over personal enjoyment and comfort.
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Doing A Demo of a small thing i made in space engineers. We have been having pirate problems and I intentd to solve them.
September 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Doing A Demo of a small thing i made in space engineers. We have been having pirate problems and I intentd to solve them.