chris
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i’m 6’5” for the record
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
i’m 6’5” for the record
One thing I noticed and loved about Portugal (and other countries in Europe that I’ve traveled to previously) is their use of roundabouts at nearly every intersection.
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One thing I noticed and loved about Portugal (and other countries in Europe that I’ve traveled to previously) is their use of roundabouts at nearly every intersection.
My last day in Portugal consisted of meeting new friends from various countries, having an ****, and then going out for dinner, drinks, and dancing with them 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My last day in Portugal consisted of meeting new friends from various countries, having an ****, and then going out for dinner, drinks, and dancing with them 🥰
Porto is extremely charming 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Porto is extremely charming 🥰
this being a gay bar was a little jarring. i didn’t know your game, porto, but go off.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
this being a gay bar was a little jarring. i didn’t know your game, porto, but go off.
Having free will means I will order the 12€ bottle of wine over the 4€ glass at dinner even when it’s only me drinking. Anyways, I’m drunk and horny.
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Having free will means I will order the 12€ bottle of wine over the 4€ glass at dinner even when it’s only me drinking. Anyways, I’m drunk and horny.
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I truly wish I could bottle the feeling of having the boyfriend hold your head and kiss you deeply while another guy straight up rails you
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I truly wish I could bottle the feeling of having the boyfriend hold your head and kiss you deeply while another guy straight up rails you
perks of being jet lagged: beautiful sunrise walks near lagos, portugal
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
perks of being jet lagged: beautiful sunrise walks near lagos, portugal
the algarve is so pretty 😍
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 AM
the algarve is so pretty 😍
most adorable gay couple were the captains of this boat trip yesterday in lisbon 🥹
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
most adorable gay couple were the captains of this boat trip yesterday in lisbon 🥹
“Save the turkey, stuff ME!” —every f*g tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Save the turkey, stuff ME!” —every f*g tomorrow
I’m still thinking about the bizarre dream I had the other night where a serial killer was chasing me and trying to kill me with a rolling pin.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m still thinking about the bizarre dream I had the other night where a serial killer was chasing me and trying to kill me with a rolling pin.
There are so many gays at the LAX Tom Bradley International Terminal right now
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
There are so many gays at the LAX Tom Bradley International Terminal right now
I was a whore AND a slut yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I was a whore AND a slut yesterday
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
I’m tipsy on a boat, cheers 🍻
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m tipsy on a boat, cheers 🍻
sunset was serving cunt yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
sunset was serving cunt yesterday
I’m a triple threat: hungry, horny, and tired.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m a triple threat: hungry, horny, and tired.
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NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵
On the bright side, I’m heading to Puerto Vallarta 🏖️🇲🇽
Failed at being ready in time to take public transit to the airport so I have to pay for an $80 Lyft 😭
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
On the bright side, I’m heading to Puerto Vallarta 🏖️🇲🇽
Failed at being ready in time to take public transit to the airport so I have to pay for an $80 Lyft 😭
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Failed at being ready in time to take public transit to the airport so I have to pay for an $80 Lyft 😭
Whenever it rains in LA, I always think about the “Emerald Necklace Vision Plan”, which, if implemented, would result in expanded parks and green space along several waterways in the area.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Whenever it rains in LA, I always think about the “Emerald Necklace Vision Plan”, which, if implemented, would result in expanded parks and green space along several waterways in the area.
New drag name idea: Donica Blewinsky
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
New drag name idea: Donica Blewinsky