The Brass Elephant Reporter
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Pachyderm fighting for justice. Big ears. Memory not what it was.
May 24, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Fingers crossed someone invents THAT time machine.
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Fingers crossed someone invents THAT time machine.
Unforgivable sin. From all patriots. FUCK YOU DONALD CUNT. Thank you for your attention in these matter.
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Unforgivable sin. From all patriots. FUCK YOU DONALD CUNT. Thank you for your attention in these matter.
I see a lame duck is quacking. Just turn your back. Completely. Make the quacking irrelevant. We don't need duck. Duck thinks we do.
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I see a lame duck is quacking. Just turn your back. Completely. Make the quacking irrelevant. We don't need duck. Duck thinks we do.
IX is producing pornographic images of minors, if one of those images, via feed or DM, is unknowingly cached by anyones PC. The owner of that PC is committing a serious offence. So it's imperative all businesses and individuals close their X account immediately to avoid the risk of prosecution.
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
IX is producing pornographic images of minors, if one of those images, via feed or DM, is unknowingly cached by anyones PC. The owner of that PC is committing a serious offence. So it's imperative all businesses and individuals close their X account immediately to avoid the risk of prosecution.
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When they tell you what the Reform Party is - believe them.
Lancashire Reform Cllr (council lead for resources and finance) Tom Pickup suspended for membership in WhatsApp group where some called for Muslim genocide, mass deportations, shooting of the PM, and telling people to start stockpiling weapons to attack 'lefties' & 'immigrants' tinyurl.com/5fyzx372
Reform UK councillor suspended over WhatsApp group
Nigel Farage’s party is launching an investigation into the messages
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November 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
When they tell you what the Reform Party is - believe them.
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Did you know that Academy support for entrepreneurship goes far beyond the UK?
In addition to our UK-focused programmes, Leaders in Innovation Fellowships has over a decade of experience in driving global entrepreneurship, working with over 1,550 entrepreneurs to date. Learn more: raeng.org.uk/lif/
In addition to our UK-focused programmes, Leaders in Innovation Fellowships has over a decade of experience in driving global entrepreneurship, working with over 1,550 entrepreneurs to date. Learn more: raeng.org.uk/lif/
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Did you know that Academy support for entrepreneurship goes far beyond the UK?
In addition to our UK-focused programmes, Leaders in Innovation Fellowships has over a decade of experience in driving global entrepreneurship, working with over 1,550 entrepreneurs to date. Learn more: raeng.org.uk/lif/
In addition to our UK-focused programmes, Leaders in Innovation Fellowships has over a decade of experience in driving global entrepreneurship, working with over 1,550 entrepreneurs to date. Learn more: raeng.org.uk/lif/
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I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent’. aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny
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April 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent’. aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny
Coming soon?
February 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Coming soon?
*BREAKING* TRUMP OFFERS TO REHOME ENTIRE PALESTINIAN POPULATION PERMANENTLY IN FLORIDA - Golf courses to become "beautiful housing" www.likefuckthebastarddid
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February 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
*BREAKING* TRUMP OFFERS TO REHOME ENTIRE PALESTINIAN POPULATION PERMANENTLY IN FLORIDA - Golf courses to become "beautiful housing" www.likefuckthebastarddid
Trump claiming he secured a ceasefire
January 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Trump claiming he secured a ceasefire
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The leader of Britain’s main opposition party explicitly endorsing lynch mobs. I’m genuinely shocked.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
January 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The leader of Britain’s main opposition party explicitly endorsing lynch mobs. I’m genuinely shocked.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
I hear Liz Truss has sent a cease and desist order to stop anyone saying that bears shit in the woods.
January 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hear Liz Truss has sent a cease and desist order to stop anyone saying that bears shit in the woods.
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Starting to build up my community now..getting close to 1k
Give me a share and a follow for an FB…and help me get there!! not if you’re a right wing nutter tho!! 😀
Give me a share and a follow for an FB…and help me get there!! not if you’re a right wing nutter tho!! 😀
December 23, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Starting to build up my community now..getting close to 1k
Give me a share and a follow for an FB…and help me get there!! not if you’re a right wing nutter tho!! 😀
Give me a share and a follow for an FB…and help me get there!! not if you’re a right wing nutter tho!! 😀
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Done. Also, I don't think you need to be 'left of centre' He's a 3 time democratically elected Mayor of London. If you aren't a frothing-racist-farage-gammon then it's an easy vote. Vote!
OK, my left-of-centre friends, let us see if we can swing the vote in favour of Sadiq Khan; and really upset the Daily Express
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Do you agree with Sadiq Khan’s knighthood?
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January 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Done. Also, I don't think you need to be 'left of centre' He's a 3 time democratically elected Mayor of London. If you aren't a frothing-racist-farage-gammon then it's an easy vote. Vote!