Fireball Roberts
@thebryanlansing.bsky.social
"Nobody lives forever, nobody stays young long enough. My past seemed like so much excess baggage, my future a series of long goodbyes, my present an empty flask, the last good drink already bitter on my tongue"
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Don Kelly gets ejected for arguing with the crew chief that the field is not playable with video from both broadcasts, they might have set a combined record for f-bombs including each telling the other to "get the f*** out"
August 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Don Kelly gets ejected for arguing with the crew chief that the field is not playable with video from both broadcasts, they might have set a combined record for f-bombs including each telling the other to "get the f*** out"
Donald Trunp has created 5.6 Million new jobs since taking office.
For more information google:
"Donald Trump 5.6 Million"
For more information google:
"Donald Trump 5.6 Million"
August 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Donald Trunp has created 5.6 Million new jobs since taking office.
For more information google:
"Donald Trump 5.6 Million"
For more information google:
"Donald Trump 5.6 Million"
July 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles ~ Ayn Rand
May 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles ~ Ayn Rand
"Yeah, I'm also a Patriots, Lakers, Alabama Football fan" - Every UofM fan.
April 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
"Yeah, I'm also a Patriots, Lakers, Alabama Football fan" - Every UofM fan.
The World Baseball Classic reminded everyone what the United States already knows. You don't put a TV host in a spot where they have to make grown-up decisions.
March 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The World Baseball Classic reminded everyone what the United States already knows. You don't put a TV host in a spot where they have to make grown-up decisions.
Seeing a Cybertruck in Old Town Lansing is so strange. The only place I'd expect to see one less is a family reunion surrounded by loved ones.
March 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Seeing a Cybertruck in Old Town Lansing is so strange. The only place I'd expect to see one less is a family reunion surrounded by loved ones.
Explaining to foreigners what it's like to have Trump in the White House...
February 27, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Explaining to foreigners what it's like to have Trump in the White House...
J.D Vance told reporters he agreed with "beautiful patriot" Kurt Cobain's use of force in a recent shooting. Vance claimed the man shot by Cobain was a "violent thug" who possessed a firearm.
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
J.D Vance told reporters he agreed with "beautiful patriot" Kurt Cobain's use of force in a recent shooting. Vance claimed the man shot by Cobain was a "violent thug" who possessed a firearm.
Benedict Arnold 🤝 Ben Johnson
Loosing after being a traitor.
Loosing after being a traitor.
January 19, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Benedict Arnold 🤝 Ben Johnson
Loosing after being a traitor.
Loosing after being a traitor.
Riley Gaines finished fifth once but Pete Hagseth finishes a fifth ever single day.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Riley Gaines finished fifth once but Pete Hagseth finishes a fifth ever single day.
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New reporting says Don Jr. directly facilitated the pardon of a crypto whale who had promoted the Trump's family crypto. Jr. brought the pardon lawyer to the White House, and introduced him directly to his Dad. Pardon occurred right after. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
New reporting says Don Jr. directly facilitated the pardon of a crypto whale who had promoted the Trump's family crypto. Jr. brought the pardon lawyer to the White House, and introduced him directly to his Dad. Pardon occurred right after. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
You, annoying: Happy Holidays
Me, an intellectual: *Hasn't spoken to a real person in 17 days*
Me, an intellectual: *Hasn't spoken to a real person in 17 days*
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You, annoying: Happy Holidays
Me, an intellectual: *Hasn't spoken to a real person in 17 days*
Me, an intellectual: *Hasn't spoken to a real person in 17 days*
Elon Musk hates being called a Nazi but not enough to stop doing Nazi things.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Elon Musk hates being called a Nazi but not enough to stop doing Nazi things.
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I stay up late when I’m very tired because suffering makes you cool and attractive
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I stay up late when I’m very tired because suffering makes you cool and attractive
They should make a horror movie about how you get an extra hour of sleep during daylight savings time but my dogs wakes you up at 3am anyway cause shes hungry.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
They should make a horror movie about how you get an extra hour of sleep during daylight savings time but my dogs wakes you up at 3am anyway cause shes hungry.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
Apparently you can bring pets into the stadium if it's a lapdog.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Apparently you can bring pets into the stadium if it's a lapdog.
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my home phone just rang, it was Dave Roberts asking me to get loose
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
my home phone just rang, it was Dave Roberts asking me to get loose
Here's an unsolicited opinion for Mr fellow book readers:
If We Were Villians is better than The Secret History.
If We Were Villians is better than The Secret History.
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Here's an unsolicited opinion for Mr fellow book readers:
If We Were Villians is better than The Secret History.
If We Were Villians is better than The Secret History.
Jordan Love is so bad at football, he should probably be playing for the Brewers later today.
October 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Jordan Love is so bad at football, he should probably be playing for the Brewers later today.
All the states known for good bourbon are states that make it hard for young people to vote.
As a bourbon enjoys, this is upsetting.
As a democracy supporter...this is beyond upsetting.
As a bourbon enjoys, this is upsetting.
As a democracy supporter...this is beyond upsetting.
September 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
All the states known for good bourbon are states that make it hard for young people to vote.
As a bourbon enjoys, this is upsetting.
As a democracy supporter...this is beyond upsetting.
As a bourbon enjoys, this is upsetting.
As a democracy supporter...this is beyond upsetting.
Good morning,
Sorry to anybody who woke up without a job today while Scott Harris still has one.
Sorry to anybody who woke up without a job today while Scott Harris still has one.
September 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good morning,
Sorry to anybody who woke up without a job today while Scott Harris still has one.
Sorry to anybody who woke up without a job today while Scott Harris still has one.
I'm pretty sure Pete Hagseth drank so much that he retroactively gave himself fetal alcohol syndrome cause he sounds dumber every single day.
September 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm pretty sure Pete Hagseth drank so much that he retroactively gave himself fetal alcohol syndrome cause he sounds dumber every single day.