TheCleric
@theclericus.bsky.social
The funniest German known to mankind (lie)
The last thing I expected was a Barbie DLC for PowerWash Simulator 2...
But I guess I now have a reason to finally watch the movie lol
But I guess I now have a reason to finally watch the movie lol
September 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The last thing I expected was a Barbie DLC for PowerWash Simulator 2...
But I guess I now have a reason to finally watch the movie lol
But I guess I now have a reason to finally watch the movie lol
One of my favourite things to say when I invite someone in is "Kommen Sie rein, können Sie rausgucken"
("Come inside, you can look outside")
I think I'm the funniest person ever when I say it and it's incredibly stupid lmao
("Come inside, you can look outside")
I think I'm the funniest person ever when I say it and it's incredibly stupid lmao
September 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
One of my favourite things to say when I invite someone in is "Kommen Sie rein, können Sie rausgucken"
("Come inside, you can look outside")
I think I'm the funniest person ever when I say it and it's incredibly stupid lmao
("Come inside, you can look outside")
I think I'm the funniest person ever when I say it and it's incredibly stupid lmao
There are moments where I think that gaming peaked at Sonic Rush for the Nintendo DS
September 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
There are moments where I think that gaming peaked at Sonic Rush for the Nintendo DS
Companies hired graphic designers and constantly wanted revisions, demanding perfectionism
Those same companies now use diffusion models and instantly take the most generic slop it spits out
Those same companies now use diffusion models and instantly take the most generic slop it spits out
September 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Companies hired graphic designers and constantly wanted revisions, demanding perfectionism
Those same companies now use diffusion models and instantly take the most generic slop it spits out
Those same companies now use diffusion models and instantly take the most generic slop it spits out
Käsiger Michael, öffne deine Tür
September 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Käsiger Michael, öffne deine Tür
I am jealous of people how are really into a certain topic, but can also explain it quickly and to the point.
Remedy has released a summary of Control that is about 7 minutes long and it's perfect.
If you would ask me to summarize Control then buckle up, in the following 3 hour yap session I'll-
Remedy has released a summary of Control that is about 7 minutes long and it's perfect.
If you would ask me to summarize Control then buckle up, in the following 3 hour yap session I'll-
September 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I am jealous of people how are really into a certain topic, but can also explain it quickly and to the point.
Remedy has released a summary of Control that is about 7 minutes long and it's perfect.
If you would ask me to summarize Control then buckle up, in the following 3 hour yap session I'll-
Remedy has released a summary of Control that is about 7 minutes long and it's perfect.
If you would ask me to summarize Control then buckle up, in the following 3 hour yap session I'll-
Ok, I just kinda skipped through the "Level 5 Vision" stream...
They are thoroughly cooked... holy fuck
They are thoroughly cooked... holy fuck
September 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Ok, I just kinda skipped through the "Level 5 Vision" stream...
They are thoroughly cooked... holy fuck
They are thoroughly cooked... holy fuck
Ah fuck, of course there's not gonna be an Ace Attorney 7 for another 10 years... They haven't re-released Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright yet.
Also you can't play the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on a Samsung Smartfridge yet, which should warrant another port
Also you can't play the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on a Samsung Smartfridge yet, which should warrant another port
September 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Ah fuck, of course there's not gonna be an Ace Attorney 7 for another 10 years... They haven't re-released Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright yet.
Also you can't play the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on a Samsung Smartfridge yet, which should warrant another port
Also you can't play the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on a Samsung Smartfridge yet, which should warrant another port
Well... those Wolverine reviews don't look great
September 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Well... those Wolverine reviews don't look great
Nah Bro, Sony cancelled their collaboration with Kojima on Physint... What the fuck are they doing?!
September 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Nah Bro, Sony cancelled their collaboration with Kojima on Physint... What the fuck are they doing?!
Chat, we fucking did it again, all three finalists of the German youth-word are in fact not German:
- Ragebait
- Crash Out
- Peak
An entire generation built upon Denglish lmao
- Ragebait
- Crash Out
- Peak
An entire generation built upon Denglish lmao
September 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Chat, we fucking did it again, all three finalists of the German youth-word are in fact not German:
- Ragebait
- Crash Out
- Peak
An entire generation built upon Denglish lmao
- Ragebait
- Crash Out
- Peak
An entire generation built upon Denglish lmao
THEY ARE PUTTING HAPPY WHEELS ON STEAM???!!!
September 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
THEY ARE PUTTING HAPPY WHEELS ON STEAM???!!!
With the finale of the Dawntrail MSQ, I thought it might be fun to go back to the first post I made about XIV
And I very much do not regret this stupid ass name, matter of fact I grew incredibly fond of it ^^
And I very much do not regret this stupid ass name, matter of fact I grew incredibly fond of it ^^
Something tells me I'm gonna regret this stupid ass name later...
September 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
With the finale of the Dawntrail MSQ, I thought it might be fun to go back to the first post I made about XIV
And I very much do not regret this stupid ass name, matter of fact I grew incredibly fond of it ^^
And I very much do not regret this stupid ass name, matter of fact I grew incredibly fond of it ^^
Ahhhh, a nice and clean inventory can be such a great thing
September 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Ahhhh, a nice and clean inventory can be such a great thing
I'm having too much fun with this shit, someone take the filters away from me
September 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I'm having too much fun with this shit, someone take the filters away from me
Reposted by TheCleric
Chapter 11 of BirdHaven is now live over on www.birdhavencomic.com!
This marks the beginning of Volume 2 which makes me incedibly proud of how far I've gotten with the story already. Please enjoy reading it and let me know what you think!
This marks the beginning of Volume 2 which makes me incedibly proud of how far I've gotten with the story already. Please enjoy reading it and let me know what you think!
September 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Chapter 11 of BirdHaven is now live over on www.birdhavencomic.com!
This marks the beginning of Volume 2 which makes me incedibly proud of how far I've gotten with the story already. Please enjoy reading it and let me know what you think!
This marks the beginning of Volume 2 which makes me incedibly proud of how far I've gotten with the story already. Please enjoy reading it and let me know what you think!
I don't know what it is, but a lot of people really enjoying using my XIV surname.
Most times I'm greeted I get hit either with "Clericus." or just the full "Jonathan Clericus."
You know what, next time I see that Twink I will just call him "Elafiel."...
Gotta use surnames more often lmao
Most times I'm greeted I get hit either with "Clericus." or just the full "Jonathan Clericus."
You know what, next time I see that Twink I will just call him "Elafiel."...
Gotta use surnames more often lmao
September 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I don't know what it is, but a lot of people really enjoying using my XIV surname.
Most times I'm greeted I get hit either with "Clericus." or just the full "Jonathan Clericus."
You know what, next time I see that Twink I will just call him "Elafiel."...
Gotta use surnames more often lmao
Most times I'm greeted I get hit either with "Clericus." or just the full "Jonathan Clericus."
You know what, next time I see that Twink I will just call him "Elafiel."...
Gotta use surnames more often lmao
This time there will be Ace Attorney.
I'm not delusional, you are delusional!
I'm not delusional, you are delusional!
Two Nintendo Directs announced:
The Legend of Zelda 40th anniversary - Sept 8 at 7 AM PT
Nintendo Direct - Sept 9 at 7 AM PT
The Legend of Zelda 40th anniversary - Sept 8 at 7 AM PT
Nintendo Direct - Sept 9 at 7 AM PT
September 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This time there will be Ace Attorney.
I'm not delusional, you are delusional!
I'm not delusional, you are delusional!
I thought I could avoid all the games releasing in September by only being hyped for Control...
But I just played the Onimusha demo and that shit was awesome and Blood of Dawnwalker also looks great FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
But I just played the Onimusha demo and that shit was awesome and Blood of Dawnwalker also looks great FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
September 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I thought I could avoid all the games releasing in September by only being hyped for Control...
But I just played the Onimusha demo and that shit was awesome and Blood of Dawnwalker also looks great FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
But I just played the Onimusha demo and that shit was awesome and Blood of Dawnwalker also looks great FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
Evercold will be an utter and complete failure if my man Chort doesn't make an appearance
September 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Evercold will be an utter and complete failure if my man Chort doesn't make an appearance
Hey, it's one of the last few State of Plays where the shown games could have a physical release :)
September 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Hey, it's one of the last few State of Plays where the shown games could have a physical release :)
Your favourite games might be good, but do they have hyper realistic horse testicles?
In the following 4 hour video essay I will explain how hyper realistic horse testicles are secretly the key to making good games.
Part 1: Honse Penits
Imagine a horse with hyper realistic testicles-
In the following 4 hour video essay I will explain how hyper realistic horse testicles are secretly the key to making good games.
Part 1: Honse Penits
Imagine a horse with hyper realistic testicles-
September 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Your favourite games might be good, but do they have hyper realistic horse testicles?
In the following 4 hour video essay I will explain how hyper realistic horse testicles are secretly the key to making good games.
Part 1: Honse Penits
Imagine a horse with hyper realistic testicles-
In the following 4 hour video essay I will explain how hyper realistic horse testicles are secretly the key to making good games.
Part 1: Honse Penits
Imagine a horse with hyper realistic testicles-
Reposted by TheCleric
I have discovered filters lmao
September 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I have discovered filters lmao