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crystalolgraphy on twitter, thecolossalennui on tumblr // no age reveal but I can program a VCR // this whole thing smacks of gender
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@thecolossalennui.bsky.social
· Feb 19
Cid/Nero/Cherno
they're my age and I'm an engineer trained in the crucible of the unregulated market economy that was Neopets dot com, so I bring a certain set of skills to the Ironworks (selling furniture to sex dungeons)
they're my age and I'm an engineer trained in the crucible of the unregulated market economy that was Neopets dot com, so I bring a certain set of skills to the Ironworks (selling furniture to sex dungeons)
on-brand for NGE: Cherno's dad
Cherno would be a worryingly enthusiastic eva pilot like Rebuild's Mari, while his dad's soul would make for a sulky, sullen eva unit that would burst into responsiveness only if it was the center of attention
Cherno would be a worryingly enthusiastic eva pilot like Rebuild's Mari, while his dad's soul would make for a sulky, sullen eva unit that would burst into responsiveness only if it was the center of attention
❗️EVANGELION SPOILERS (just in case)
#wolqotd
if ur wol was an EVA pilot, which person would be the consciousness integrated into their EVA unit
#wolqotd
if ur wol was an EVA pilot, which person would be the consciousness integrated into their EVA unit
October 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
on-brand for NGE: Cherno's dad
Cherno would be a worryingly enthusiastic eva pilot like Rebuild's Mari, while his dad's soul would make for a sulky, sullen eva unit that would burst into responsiveness only if it was the center of attention
Cherno would be a worryingly enthusiastic eva pilot like Rebuild's Mari, while his dad's soul would make for a sulky, sullen eva unit that would burst into responsiveness only if it was the center of attention
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Our Japanese friend took us out to dinner and she was telling us that in Japan they hear about an almost mythical American figure called Florida Man. We confirmed for her that his exploits were very real and we also let him choose our leaders
October 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Our Japanese friend took us out to dinner and she was telling us that in Japan they hear about an almost mythical American figure called Florida Man. We confirmed for her that his exploits were very real and we also let him choose our leaders
keep ear warm. three bald elf are heat gymnasium
September 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
keep ear warm. three bald elf are heat gymnasium
(patch 7.56 / 3rd party tool) Finns and Canadians rejoice, the Naglfar has landing gear with skis so we WILL be able to put 'er down for some ice fishing
September 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
(patch 7.56 / 3rd party tool) Finns and Canadians rejoice, the Naglfar has landing gear with skis so we WILL be able to put 'er down for some ice fishing
the duality of man
September 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
the duality of man
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It is not down in any map; true places never are.
September 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
It is not down in any map; true places never are.
heads pastede on, dicks out (for Harambe), we are... not removed from the venue as we're pretty unremarkable for Crystal DC TBH
neck/body type slider justice for my boys so they can wear other armor one day without me modding it in every time #ffxivgpose #cidnero #cidneroWoL #hrothgar
neck/body type slider justice for my boys so they can wear other armor one day without me modding it in every time #ffxivgpose #cidnero #cidneroWoL #hrothgar
August 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
heads pastede on, dicks out (for Harambe), we are... not removed from the venue as we're pretty unremarkable for Crystal DC TBH
neck/body type slider justice for my boys so they can wear other armor one day without me modding it in every time #ffxivgpose #cidnero #cidneroWoL #hrothgar
neck/body type slider justice for my boys so they can wear other armor one day without me modding it in every time #ffxivgpose #cidnero #cidneroWoL #hrothgar
August 17, 2026 at 5:51 AM
the Loporrits' newest engineer, Launchingway, is quite young (less than a century old) but catching up quickly after some remedial maths and physics #ffxiv #ffxivgpose
July 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
the Loporrits' newest engineer, Launchingway, is quite young (less than a century old) but catching up quickly after some remedial maths and physics #ffxiv #ffxivgpose
Garleans' magitek was supposed to make them the masters of the magic-capable races they feared, but the Warriors of Light defeated their legions and reversed all their conquests back to their homeland. Getting the cold shoulder from people who just heard Waltus Cronkus very seriously describe 1/2
#wolqotd / #wolquestion
how does your WoL feel about the garlean soldiers they've slain across the main story? when coming to Tertium, how did they deal with the unwelcoming scowls and biting words, being treated as a murderer by the garlean people?
how does your WoL feel about the garlean soldiers they've slain across the main story? when coming to Tertium, how did they deal with the unwelcoming scowls and biting words, being treated as a murderer by the garlean people?
July 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Garleans' magitek was supposed to make them the masters of the magic-capable races they feared, but the Warriors of Light defeated their legions and reversed all their conquests back to their homeland. Getting the cold shoulder from people who just heard Waltus Cronkus very seriously describe 1/2
July 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
these are the toebeans of a killer, Bella.
#NewShiftNewQuestion | #wolqotd | #wolquestion
How great is your OC when a mission is Stealth Mandatory?
How great is your OC when a mission is Stealth Mandatory?
June 28, 2026 at 5:45 AM
these are the toebeans of a killer, Bella.
the only thing worse than the walk to the end was the walk back, but he did it, dragging Zenos's giant arse with him. no one liked this. they did, however, reflect that coups d'état are a traditional activity for returning heroes, and perhaps Cherno should have a playmate of like capability.
May 24, 2026 at 3:46 AM
the only thing worse than the walk to the end was the walk back, but he did it, dragging Zenos's giant arse with him. no one liked this. they did, however, reflect that coups d'état are a traditional activity for returning heroes, and perhaps Cherno should have a playmate of like capability.
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No butt sliders???? Death penalty
April 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
No butt sliders???? Death penalty
it's fine, he's got another war crimes robot! with blackjack and catboi hookers!
April 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
it's fine, he's got another war crimes robot! with blackjack and catboi hookers!
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