The Coolest Guy
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Sometimes I’m really dumb.
October 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Sometimes I’m really dumb.
Once again thinking about this post
JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again
September 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Once again thinking about this post
No idea why this didn’t go viral
Lotta trees just out there looking like Marge Simpsons fine ass
September 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
No idea why this didn’t go viral
How much $ has Gaza spent on US elections???? 🧐
August 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
How much $ has Gaza spent on US elections???? 🧐
Everything sucks now and it’s the customers fault. Deal with it, you fucking loser.
August 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Everything sucks now and it’s the customers fault. Deal with it, you fucking loser.
Honestly it’s embarrassing that Donny only made $1 billion on crypto
July 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Honestly it’s embarrassing that Donny only made $1 billion on crypto
Someday. We’re gonna get that notification.
June 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Someday. We’re gonna get that notification.
Imagine trying to come up with your 3rd or 4th jeopardy anecdote. Uhhhhh yeah Ken that’s right, I do really love picking my nose and ass!
June 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Imagine trying to come up with your 3rd or 4th jeopardy anecdote. Uhhhhh yeah Ken that’s right, I do really love picking my nose and ass!
You’re not really president until you drop a nuke for the love of Israeli pac money.
April 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
You’re not really president until you drop a nuke for the love of Israeli pac money.
I heard trump is dying.
April 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I heard trump is dying.
Which billionaire will tell me how to vote in 2026?
March 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Which billionaire will tell me how to vote in 2026?
Googling how many days till Caleb Williams plays football again
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Googling how many days till Caleb Williams plays football again
Pro tip; never let the manager at a chipotle make your burrito.
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Pro tip; never let the manager at a chipotle make your burrito.
The grift goes on
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The grift goes on
I’ll always remember Dan Bongino’s time with the Trump admin for going on Fox News and crying about having a real job.
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’ll always remember Dan Bongino’s time with the Trump admin for going on Fox News and crying about having a real job.
Hopefully Elon was standing on top of it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hopefully Elon was standing on top of it.
Lotta trees just out there looking like Marge Simpsons fine ass
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lotta trees just out there looking like Marge Simpsons fine ass
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CALL FOR A BUNT THERE
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CALL FOR A BUNT THERE
I do the craziest shit in Balatro you don’t even wanna know
July 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I do the craziest shit in Balatro you don’t even wanna know
Thinking up some names for a Bob Seger related podcast
Bobbing for Seger
Like A Pod
Ramblin’ Castin’ Man (too wordy, but there’s gotta be a way to use Ramblin as a podcast pun)
Bobbing for Seger
Like A Pod
Ramblin’ Castin’ Man (too wordy, but there’s gotta be a way to use Ramblin as a podcast pun)
June 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Thinking up some names for a Bob Seger related podcast
Bobbing for Seger
Like A Pod
Ramblin’ Castin’ Man (too wordy, but there’s gotta be a way to use Ramblin as a podcast pun)
Bobbing for Seger
Like A Pod
Ramblin’ Castin’ Man (too wordy, but there’s gotta be a way to use Ramblin as a podcast pun)
If I listen to a podcast long enough I’m allowed to call them my friends. Nobody but me will ever even know, it’s fine.
June 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If I listen to a podcast long enough I’m allowed to call them my friends. Nobody but me will ever even know, it’s fine.
Yes, what ABOUT the nanobots? Do they not have rights??? If trump will come for the nanobots, will he not come for you too?
May 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yes, what ABOUT the nanobots? Do they not have rights??? If trump will come for the nanobots, will he not come for you too?
Reposted by The Coolest Guy
what about the nanobots
Here’s Aaron Rodgers talking about vaccines causing “turbo-cancer” and killing children. Rodgers then wonders about the nanobots implanted inside the Covid vaccines.
May 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
what about the nanobots
It’s comforting knowing that Flavor is on the right side of history.
May 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s comforting knowing that Flavor is on the right side of history.
“Changes”
At the center of the sweeping bill is trillions in tax cuts, which Republicans aim to partially offset through changes to safety net programs like Medicaid and SNAP.
Here's what's in the GOP megabill that's just passed the House
At the center of the sweeping bill is trillions in tax cuts, which Republicans aim to partially offset through changes to safety net programs like Medicaid and SNAP.
www.npr.org
May 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“Changes”