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If I didn't live near my family, the dog would have died awhile ago. I understand his plight since I was neglected too
February 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
If I didn't live near my family, the dog would have died awhile ago. I understand his plight since I was neglected too
I need to find a spot to plant this catnip. My neighbors cat found the pot and smashed his head all in it, breaking the other plant 😂😂😂😂
Grey fur all in the soil 😂😂😂😂😂
Grey fur all in the soil 😂😂😂😂😂
February 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I need to find a spot to plant this catnip. My neighbors cat found the pot and smashed his head all in it, breaking the other plant 😂😂😂😂
Grey fur all in the soil 😂😂😂😂😂
Grey fur all in the soil 😂😂😂😂😂
Did druski slim down? Or is he wearing shapewear?
February 21, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Did druski slim down? Or is he wearing shapewear?
Its been super warm and beautiful here lately. Meanwhile the rest of the country is frozen
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Its been super warm and beautiful here lately. Meanwhile the rest of the country is frozen
I showed up to this event and I was like damn the host don't remember me. I forgot that girl is an identical twin lol
February 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I showed up to this event and I was like damn the host don't remember me. I forgot that girl is an identical twin lol
I hadn't been outside for a minute when a man pulled up trying to ask me out. I'm glad my neighbor magically appeared to chat
That was so random lol
That was so random lol
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I hadn't been outside for a minute when a man pulled up trying to ask me out. I'm glad my neighbor magically appeared to chat
That was so random lol
That was so random lol
I'm good at randomly finding these. I have enough pressed, so I've started replanting them in pots when I find em
January 25, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I'm good at randomly finding these. I have enough pressed, so I've started replanting them in pots when I find em
I was trying plant flowers and ran into stone while digging. Its like a large stone bowl filled with coal buried down here
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I was trying plant flowers and ran into stone while digging. Its like a large stone bowl filled with coal buried down here
I been doing a lot of macrame lately and now a spider keeps approaching me
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I been doing a lot of macrame lately and now a spider keeps approaching me
I thought a hairball fell from my afropuff onto my neck. Why was it this? 😢
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I thought a hairball fell from my afropuff onto my neck. Why was it this? 😢
I had millet for the birds. Let my dog sniff it and despatched it up and started eating it aggressively 😂😂😂😂 I had to pull that stem off so he wouldn't swallow it
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I had millet for the birds. Let my dog sniff it and despatched it up and started eating it aggressively 😂😂😂😂 I had to pull that stem off so he wouldn't swallow it
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Four Hennessy and hot ciders got me ready to put sumn thru the earth’s crust
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Four Hennessy and hot ciders got me ready to put sumn thru the earth’s crust
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Feet guys do well in college simply cause they want a good job to support their feet habits later on life
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Feet guys do well in college simply cause they want a good job to support their feet habits later on life
This unhoused person leaves their dog in the park alone often. Why is it the most playful, docile, social dog? It makes friends with everyone and shares it's toys
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This unhoused person leaves their dog in the park alone often. Why is it the most playful, docile, social dog? It makes friends with everyone and shares it's toys
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New Jill Scott album is currently available for pre-order. Says shipping will happen in February. I feel like I have to get this for the cover art alone. shop.missjillscott.com/products/to-...
To Whom This May Concern Vinyl
This item is currently on pre-sale and will begin shipping in February 2026. All other items purchased with this item will be held until that time. After a decade away from new music, Jill Scott retur...
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January 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
New Jill Scott album is currently available for pre-order. Says shipping will happen in February. I feel like I have to get this for the cover art alone. shop.missjillscott.com/products/to-...
I wish I could've had grandparents when I was a child. I had no one
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I wish I could've had grandparents when I was a child. I had no one
I wish I could finally have happiness, love and support in my life.
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 AM
I wish I could finally have happiness, love and support in my life.
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
I was gardening and this beautiful baby flew up to me and decided to sunbathe on my sister's pile of junk
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I was gardening and this beautiful baby flew up to me and decided to sunbathe on my sister's pile of junk
I hate that I live in a society filled with sheep who constantly fall for propaganda
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I hate that I live in a society filled with sheep who constantly fall for propaganda
I just happened to wake up super early last NYE and heard tons of gunshots at exactly 7am. I went for a walk awhile later and found out a man had been ambushed and murdered as he walked into his job.
I'm glad to find out they got his killer
I'm glad to find out they got his killer
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I just happened to wake up super early last NYE and heard tons of gunshots at exactly 7am. I went for a walk awhile later and found out a man had been ambushed and murdered as he walked into his job.
I'm glad to find out they got his killer
I'm glad to find out they got his killer
The Secret of Nimh is one them terrifying kids movies
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
The Secret of Nimh is one them terrifying kids movies
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My boy said white women pussy looks like pig feet, thats why black dudes like em so much.
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My boy said white women pussy looks like pig feet, thats why black dudes like em so much.