the gooch
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Just trying to make it to the end of the day, and accidentally found myself along the way. [whoa, bars lmao]
Gooch, life isn't all about getting drunk, grilling gluten-free Walmart hotdogs and watching cat videos, and not all at the same time.
Well, excuuuuse me princess. I'm the one that's happy. I ain't complaining.
Well, excuuuuse me princess. I'm the one that's happy. I ain't complaining.
September 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Gooch, life isn't all about getting drunk, grilling gluten-free Walmart hotdogs and watching cat videos, and not all at the same time.
Well, excuuuuse me princess. I'm the one that's happy. I ain't complaining.
Well, excuuuuse me princess. I'm the one that's happy. I ain't complaining.
Pretty friggin funny that by adding "the [...] incident" makes something serious into something childishly funny.
"You know what, come to think about it... I haven't seen Nolan since the cucumber incident."
"You know what, come to think about it... I haven't seen Nolan since the cucumber incident."
September 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Pretty friggin funny that by adding "the [...] incident" makes something serious into something childishly funny.
"You know what, come to think about it... I haven't seen Nolan since the cucumber incident."
"You know what, come to think about it... I haven't seen Nolan since the cucumber incident."
Man, don't do this to me, Spotify. Not now, not ever.
Though, I've completely forgotten all about the Deftones. Still not quite a fan though.
Man, maybe I am old.
Though, I've completely forgotten all about the Deftones. Still not quite a fan though.
Man, maybe I am old.
September 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Man, don't do this to me, Spotify. Not now, not ever.
Though, I've completely forgotten all about the Deftones. Still not quite a fan though.
Man, maybe I am old.
Though, I've completely forgotten all about the Deftones. Still not quite a fan though.
Man, maybe I am old.
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Happy Caturday to everyone with love-scars. 🤷
September 12, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Happy Caturday to everyone with love-scars. 🤷
"you won't get better 'til you're worse."
September 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
"you won't get better 'til you're worse."
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This GIF becomes more relevant than ever
Console Wars: Nintendo, Sony, MS, EA Game
ALT: Console Wars: Nintendo, Sony, MS, EA Game
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September 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This GIF becomes more relevant than ever
I wish I had a home cooked meal.
I haven't had a meal like that since my mother passed all those years ago.
I'm beat up, I'm hurt; vulnerable.
I forgot how it feels to sleep in a bed and have some form of safety.
Just my thoughts for the day.
I haven't had a meal like that since my mother passed all those years ago.
I'm beat up, I'm hurt; vulnerable.
I forgot how it feels to sleep in a bed and have some form of safety.
Just my thoughts for the day.
September 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I wish I had a home cooked meal.
I haven't had a meal like that since my mother passed all those years ago.
I'm beat up, I'm hurt; vulnerable.
I forgot how it feels to sleep in a bed and have some form of safety.
Just my thoughts for the day.
I haven't had a meal like that since my mother passed all those years ago.
I'm beat up, I'm hurt; vulnerable.
I forgot how it feels to sleep in a bed and have some form of safety.
Just my thoughts for the day.
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We lost Tingle. We shook his bag of Tingle Food and he hasn't come home. We don't miss him that much tho.
August 26, 2026 at 3:28 PM
We lost Tingle. We shook his bag of Tingle Food and he hasn't come home. We don't miss him that much tho.
I hope that whoever reads this, sincerely has had a good day today.
August 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I hope that whoever reads this, sincerely has had a good day today.
Someone asked me what would make me happy today, being homeless and hungry.
Told them that my answer would be cheap walmart hot dogs, a beer and while watching Taylor Swift's Eras Tour with my cat in the cold evening; maybe with a friggin large doink of a joint to go with the hotdogs
pic unrelated
Told them that my answer would be cheap walmart hot dogs, a beer and while watching Taylor Swift's Eras Tour with my cat in the cold evening; maybe with a friggin large doink of a joint to go with the hotdogs
pic unrelated
August 23, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Someone asked me what would make me happy today, being homeless and hungry.
Told them that my answer would be cheap walmart hot dogs, a beer and while watching Taylor Swift's Eras Tour with my cat in the cold evening; maybe with a friggin large doink of a joint to go with the hotdogs
pic unrelated
Told them that my answer would be cheap walmart hot dogs, a beer and while watching Taylor Swift's Eras Tour with my cat in the cold evening; maybe with a friggin large doink of a joint to go with the hotdogs
pic unrelated
Scrolling youtube and came across this. I didn't watch, but growing up young I did see something like this.
It was a car pulling out of a dealership, and what looked to be a hand (like the one pictured). I know it was fake but just the sudden remembering and feeling how I felt then now is nuts lol
It was a car pulling out of a dealership, and what looked to be a hand (like the one pictured). I know it was fake but just the sudden remembering and feeling how I felt then now is nuts lol
August 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Scrolling youtube and came across this. I didn't watch, but growing up young I did see something like this.
It was a car pulling out of a dealership, and what looked to be a hand (like the one pictured). I know it was fake but just the sudden remembering and feeling how I felt then now is nuts lol
It was a car pulling out of a dealership, and what looked to be a hand (like the one pictured). I know it was fake but just the sudden remembering and feeling how I felt then now is nuts lol
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Bro is rethinking every single life choice that led to this room.
#LifuX #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday
#LifuX #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday
August 22, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Bro is rethinking every single life choice that led to this room.
#LifuX #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday
#LifuX #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday
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Don't eat the rich. They are disgusting. Instead, feed them.
Give them a banquet of mystery meat and a salad of Taylor Farms greens, jalapenos, and sprouts.
Double helpings.
Give them a banquet of mystery meat and a salad of Taylor Farms greens, jalapenos, and sprouts.
Double helpings.
August 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Don't eat the rich. They are disgusting. Instead, feed them.
Give them a banquet of mystery meat and a salad of Taylor Farms greens, jalapenos, and sprouts.
Double helpings.
Give them a banquet of mystery meat and a salad of Taylor Farms greens, jalapenos, and sprouts.
Double helpings.
Went to A&W to drop a poop but had to buy a burger to use the washroom. Enter the Mozza Burger (light on the lettuce) (also, used to be #1 at one point). instead, gets a burger, and mozzarella cheese. neat
But like, no bun, & the 4 biggest leaves of lettuce instead, acting as interim buns wtf? how?
But like, no bun, & the 4 biggest leaves of lettuce instead, acting as interim buns wtf? how?
August 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Went to A&W to drop a poop but had to buy a burger to use the washroom. Enter the Mozza Burger (light on the lettuce) (also, used to be #1 at one point). instead, gets a burger, and mozzarella cheese. neat
But like, no bun, & the 4 biggest leaves of lettuce instead, acting as interim buns wtf? how?
But like, no bun, & the 4 biggest leaves of lettuce instead, acting as interim buns wtf? how?
inspired by a brief conversation with a customer.
August 18, 2026 at 7:02 AM
inspired by a brief conversation with a customer.
Nacho loves his marbles. He gets the zoomies as he chases them around the place. Inside the bathtub is his all-time favorite spot—a place where he can chase marbles and not worry about losing them under things he can't reach.
Words can't explain how much I love him.
#internationalblackcatday #Nacho
Words can't explain how much I love him.
#internationalblackcatday #Nacho
August 18, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Nacho loves his marbles. He gets the zoomies as he chases them around the place. Inside the bathtub is his all-time favorite spot—a place where he can chase marbles and not worry about losing them under things he can't reach.
Words can't explain how much I love him.
#internationalblackcatday #Nacho
Words can't explain how much I love him.
#internationalblackcatday #Nacho
Temptation.
Sorry for nachoposting (no. no, I'm really not).
Sorry for nachoposting (no. no, I'm really not).
August 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Temptation.
Sorry for nachoposting (no. no, I'm really not).
Sorry for nachoposting (no. no, I'm really not).
something about a morning walk to McDonalds for a coffee, and to sit and just be.
Such is life.
Such is life.
August 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
something about a morning walk to McDonalds for a coffee, and to sit and just be.
Such is life.
Such is life.
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Went to an arcade in Halifax that had a framed portrait of Shigeru Miyamoto looking like he's about to be at the center of a murder mystery in the pacific northwest
August 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Went to an arcade in Halifax that had a framed portrait of Shigeru Miyamoto looking like he's about to be at the center of a murder mystery in the pacific northwest
"Fix the printer," they pressured, "It'll be fun."
July 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
"Fix the printer," they pressured, "It'll be fun."
happy caturday, folks.
July 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
happy caturday, folks.
Keep it tight.
If Trump was a scene girl
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July 26, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Keep it tight.
Lost cat; name is nacho and knows where home is.
He's social so you can hang out with him for now.
He likes fabric bags, which I would like to theoretically imagine, is how he got scooped
Anyway, tell the cat to come home for dindins; he'll know what to do and where to go
(cat is not rly lost)
He's social so you can hang out with him for now.
He likes fabric bags, which I would like to theoretically imagine, is how he got scooped
Anyway, tell the cat to come home for dindins; he'll know what to do and where to go
(cat is not rly lost)
July 20, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Lost cat; name is nacho and knows where home is.
He's social so you can hang out with him for now.
He likes fabric bags, which I would like to theoretically imagine, is how he got scooped
Anyway, tell the cat to come home for dindins; he'll know what to do and where to go
(cat is not rly lost)
He's social so you can hang out with him for now.
He likes fabric bags, which I would like to theoretically imagine, is how he got scooped
Anyway, tell the cat to come home for dindins; he'll know what to do and where to go
(cat is not rly lost)