Tyler Schmidt
@thedoorkeep.bsky.social
Chicago based designer. Poser of a punk. Enthusiasm enthusiast.
Anyone got Toronto tattoo shop recos?
September 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Anyone got Toronto tattoo shop recos?
Hey cool I can be mean about Ed Sheeran again
September 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Hey cool I can be mean about Ed Sheeran again
I am making a diy guitar and of course I couldn’t finalize the design of the guitar until I finalized the design of the brand
September 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I am making a diy guitar and of course I couldn’t finalize the design of the guitar until I finalized the design of the brand
Cinema needs more slasher scenes set to counting crows
September 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Cinema needs more slasher scenes set to counting crows
Shoutout to makerspaces being filled with queer folk so I can get into trad guy hobbies like woodworking away from republicans
September 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Shoutout to makerspaces being filled with queer folk so I can get into trad guy hobbies like woodworking away from republicans
Jam bands and drone metal bands have more in common than anyone is willing to admit
September 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Jam bands and drone metal bands have more in common than anyone is willing to admit
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Listening to old Dolly albums today and some of this shit is so funny. She has a song on her first album called I Don’t Want to Throw Rice about wanting to stone a woman at her wedding for stealing her man. There’s a line about strapping a bomb to her car. Amazing. 10/10. No one’s doing it like her.
August 29, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Listening to old Dolly albums today and some of this shit is so funny. She has a song on her first album called I Don’t Want to Throw Rice about wanting to stone a woman at her wedding for stealing her man. There’s a line about strapping a bomb to her car. Amazing. 10/10. No one’s doing it like her.
I didn’t ask to be a white guy in his 30s who has far too strong of opinions on future island’s letterman performance but here we are
August 29, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I didn’t ask to be a white guy in his 30s who has far too strong of opinions on future island’s letterman performance but here we are
Hey what’s with people without Australian accents pronouncing Melbourne with an Australian accent
August 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Hey what’s with people without Australian accents pronouncing Melbourne with an Australian accent
I made a got dang cutting board
August 22, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I made a got dang cutting board
I’ve been learning woodworking lately. End grain cutting board progress shots
August 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I’ve been learning woodworking lately. End grain cutting board progress shots
If you got into your hobby purely to monetize it you’re a fucking loser
August 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
If you got into your hobby purely to monetize it you’re a fucking loser
In 5 years we’re gonna have subway takes that are just like “white pepper isn’t the best spice in the world but it gets a lot of undeserved hate” and Kareem is gonna say 100% agree with his head in his hands
August 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
In 5 years we’re gonna have subway takes that are just like “white pepper isn’t the best spice in the world but it gets a lot of undeserved hate” and Kareem is gonna say 100% agree with his head in his hands
Another week in America, another week of the dodgers making baseball worse
August 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Another week in America, another week of the dodgers making baseball worse
Manifesting but in a teenage boy way where if I get this job I can get a tattoo and buy baseball tickets
July 31, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Manifesting but in a teenage boy way where if I get this job I can get a tattoo and buy baseball tickets
Wrigley post Savannah bananas is worse than any and every cubs game
July 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Wrigley post Savannah bananas is worse than any and every cubs game
Despite how terrible it is, life is still fuckin good
July 22, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Despite how terrible it is, life is still fuckin good
Messed up my shoulder in a mosh pit. I’m 35 years old.
July 22, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Messed up my shoulder in a mosh pit. I’m 35 years old.
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
July 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
Probably half of my therapy sessions at this point have been venting how shitty people like the niche things I like
July 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Probably half of my therapy sessions at this point have been venting how shitty people like the niche things I like
A very normal thing in books, movies, and shows is when siblings call each other sibling instead of by name
July 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
A very normal thing in books, movies, and shows is when siblings call each other sibling instead of by name
Larry David is funny because he is irritated by commonplace life events
July 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Larry David is funny because he is irritated by commonplace life events
I don’t think so honey - coming to las culturistas with a prewritten I don’t think so honey
July 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I don’t think so honey - coming to las culturistas with a prewritten I don’t think so honey
At least 25% of people claiming to like hot Cheetos are lying to seem cool
July 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
At least 25% of people claiming to like hot Cheetos are lying to seem cool