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oh we should regulate the supplement industry out of existence. we’d knock out half of right wing podcasts in the process. bsky.app/profile/hamm...
Supplements
September 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
oh we should regulate the supplement industry out of existence. we’d knock out half of right wing podcasts in the process. bsky.app/profile/hamm...
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It’s so fucked up they let Zuck do shit after the Metaverse. You shouldn’t be able to run a company after that shit.
September 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
It’s so fucked up they let Zuck do shit after the Metaverse. You shouldn’t be able to run a company after that shit.
how have I never seen this all-timer from the onion before
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
CAMBRIDGE, UNITED KINGDOM—Saying that the species knew it had to start fucking and start fucking fast, officials from the International Union for Conservation of Nature announced Monday that loggerhea...
theonion.com
August 30, 2026 at 2:05 AM
how have I never seen this all-timer from the onion before
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Journalism is a public good. It needs to be publicly funded, for the same reasons that health care needs to be publicly funded. The privatization of public information has created a true crisis.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/paying-for...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/paying-for...
Paying for News Is Cheaper Than Not Having It
The consequences of privatizing public information.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
August 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Journalism is a public good. It needs to be publicly funded, for the same reasons that health care needs to be publicly funded. The privatization of public information has created a true crisis.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/paying-for...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/paying-for...
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hey siri, set calendar reminder: monday morning, 7am. add note "end war in iran". make recurring
July 20, 2026 at 12:40 PM
hey siri, set calendar reminder: monday morning, 7am. add note "end war in iran". make recurring
I really thought klobuchar was like a one-of-one thing
"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder."
-- Haley Stevens
-- Haley Stevens
July 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I really thought klobuchar was like a one-of-one thing
hot take: we should actually let them do this and then follow it to its conclusion
NEW: Trump is now threatening to punish Canada for wildfire smoke blowing into the U.S., as a GOP senator intros a bill to sanction Canadian officials “responsible” for the fires driven by climate change.
“Insane," says one leading Canadian enviro group. www.huffpost.com/entry/bernie...
“Insane," says one leading Canadian enviro group. www.huffpost.com/entry/bernie...
GOP Senator Calls For Stripping Visas From Canadian Officials Because Of Wildfires
“We will not tolerate this incompetence,” vowed Ohio Sen. Bernie Moreno, who may not understand how climate change works.
www.huffpost.com
July 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
hot take: we should actually let them do this and then follow it to its conclusion
saw someone say THE LOBSTER was the worst movie they'd ever seen in a theater. personally I love it, but I can admit that if you don't get the cut of its jib in the first 20 minutes, you're probably gonna have a bad time overall. it's just not gonna get easier
July 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
saw someone say THE LOBSTER was the worst movie they'd ever seen in a theater. personally I love it, but I can admit that if you don't get the cut of its jib in the first 20 minutes, you're probably gonna have a bad time overall. it's just not gonna get easier
The apparently nonsensical lyrics have a common theme revolving around the ability to deal with one's problems by "whipping it"
July 14, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The apparently nonsensical lyrics have a common theme revolving around the ability to deal with one's problems by "whipping it"
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Blackburn is the only thing standing between Chinese investors and the priceless real estate in (checks notes) Grundy County, TN
Marsha Blackburn's new ad is so racist that it makes me wonder if mainstream Republicans could have gotten away with something like this back in the 1980s or 90s.
July 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Blackburn is the only thing standing between Chinese investors and the priceless real estate in (checks notes) Grundy County, TN
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you can extend this back to say that the court in State v. Mann thought the problem of slavery was "solved" in 1829, or at least just a temporary problem. the widely held (and tremendously convenient) belief was that black people would just gradually die out after importing new slaves was banned
June 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
you can extend this back to say that the court in State v. Mann thought the problem of slavery was "solved" in 1829, or at least just a temporary problem. the widely held (and tremendously convenient) belief was that black people would just gradually die out after importing new slaves was banned
in woke 2 we will be doing the racial draft skit and italy will steal the show by drafting director Brian De Palma
June 21, 2026 at 3:26 AM
in woke 2 we will be doing the racial draft skit and italy will steal the show by drafting director Brian De Palma
scientists report that there are multiple untaxonomied types of 'sleeveless guy' contained within richard linklater's Everybody Wants Some that are yet to be mined
June 21, 2026 at 2:04 AM
scientists report that there are multiple untaxonomied types of 'sleeveless guy' contained within richard linklater's Everybody Wants Some that are yet to be mined
this made me do the "guy leaning forward meme"
June 21, 2026 at 1:19 AM
this made me do the "guy leaning forward meme"
this is what it sounds like when im posting
Marathon Soundtrack #04 - Flippant
YouTube video by Forgotten Soundtracks
youtu.be
June 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
this is what it sounds like when im posting
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found out about Claude Lemieux and got promptly flash banged by this section of his Wikipedia page:
![Lemieux was born in Buckingham, Quebec, on July 16, 1965.[21] He resided in Huntington Beach, California. He became a naturalized U.S. citizen on June 26, 2009.[22]
He was the older brother of former NHL forward Jocelyn Lemieux.
Lemieux had four children between two marriages: three sons and a daughter. His son Brendan was a forward in the NHL, playing for five NHL teams over seven seasons.
HIGHLIGHTED: They are the only father–son duo to both be punished by the NHL for biting other players.[23][24]
Lemieux died by suicide on May 28, 2026, at the age of 60. He was found by one of his sons on the property of a furniture store Lemieux owned in Lake Park, Florida.[25][26] His final public appearance was at game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals on May 25, 2026, where he was a torch-bearer for the Montreal Canadiens.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ow37qmuwsv3qlrkh6xdglqxl/bafkreieihopwucf7mbde4t36xp7wkn5qc65xkvgjstmmoapmju5ljkhzhu)
May 29, 2026 at 5:36 PM
found out about Claude Lemieux and got promptly flash banged by this section of his Wikipedia page:
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Canes-Canadiens currently on track to end regulation tied with sixty goals each
May 22, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Canes-Canadiens currently on track to end regulation tied with sixty goals each
look, i dont want to live forever. i just want to destroy one (1) SUV with a katana and uzi like morpheus in The Matrix Reloaded
May 19, 2026 at 4:22 AM
look, i dont want to live forever. i just want to destroy one (1) SUV with a katana and uzi like morpheus in The Matrix Reloaded
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This is the vast imbalance in our media ecosystem: Democrats are held accountable for what they *might* do based on the words of their fringe voters and policies they are considering but never happen.
Republicans aren’t even accountable for what they *are* doing.
Republicans aren’t even accountable for what they *are* doing.
May 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This is the vast imbalance in our media ecosystem: Democrats are held accountable for what they *might* do based on the words of their fringe voters and policies they are considering but never happen.
Republicans aren’t even accountable for what they *are* doing.
Republicans aren’t even accountable for what they *are* doing.
my brain is inventing yakety sax from first principles
Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct
May 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
my brain is inventing yakety sax from first principles