Jeff Churchwell
@theempath.bsky.social
In the time it takes you to read this profile, I already will have forgotten what I wrote.
Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. I do not automatically follow back. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Go, Cubs, Go! ⚾️
Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. I do not automatically follow back. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Go, Cubs, Go! ⚾️
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This flipbook character realizes he's trapped on the page and decides to walk right off it
October 2, 2026 at 6:41 AM
This flipbook character realizes he's trapped on the page and decides to walk right off it
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🚨TRIGGER WARNING🚨
Discussion of rape/sexual violence & strong language.
☑️ Bear ☐ Man
This spoken word poem stopped me in my tracks
The bear was never really the point. The point is why so many women understood the answer immediately
Listen to her words. They matter.
—Claire Donohoe🐻💜
#SheShed
Discussion of rape/sexual violence & strong language.
☑️ Bear ☐ Man
This spoken word poem stopped me in my tracks
The bear was never really the point. The point is why so many women understood the answer immediately
Listen to her words. They matter.
—Claire Donohoe🐻💜
#SheShed
October 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
🚨TRIGGER WARNING🚨
Discussion of rape/sexual violence & strong language.
☑️ Bear ☐ Man
This spoken word poem stopped me in my tracks
The bear was never really the point. The point is why so many women understood the answer immediately
Listen to her words. They matter.
—Claire Donohoe🐻💜
#SheShed
Discussion of rape/sexual violence & strong language.
☑️ Bear ☐ Man
This spoken word poem stopped me in my tracks
The bear was never really the point. The point is why so many women understood the answer immediately
Listen to her words. They matter.
—Claire Donohoe🐻💜
#SheShed
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Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
October 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Something something Queeg.
Markwayne Mullin is clutching a stress ball while answering questions from reporters
September 30, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Something something Queeg.
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Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 —
Skateboarding with Tony Hawk
Watching a Howard Hawks film
Visiting Ethan Hawke
Jamming with Hamish Hawk
At a Seattle Seahawks game
At a Chicago Blackhawks game
Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks
…but now he’s watching you like a hawk
Skateboarding with Tony Hawk
Watching a Howard Hawks film
Visiting Ethan Hawke
Jamming with Hamish Hawk
At a Seattle Seahawks game
At a Chicago Blackhawks game
Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks
…but now he’s watching you like a hawk
September 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 —
Skateboarding with Tony Hawk
Watching a Howard Hawks film
Visiting Ethan Hawke
Jamming with Hamish Hawk
At a Seattle Seahawks game
At a Chicago Blackhawks game
Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks
…but now he’s watching you like a hawk
Skateboarding with Tony Hawk
Watching a Howard Hawks film
Visiting Ethan Hawke
Jamming with Hamish Hawk
At a Seattle Seahawks game
At a Chicago Blackhawks game
Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks
…but now he’s watching you like a hawk
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"If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good."
September 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good."
Finally, someone undestands.
September 30, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Finally, someone undestands.
Are you suuuure?
September 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Are you suuuure?
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imagine being Case Keenum, being 38 years old, playing in an NFL game for the first time in years, you’re tired as shit, and then you gotta run to the radio station to record American Top 40
September 29, 2026 at 3:34 AM
imagine being Case Keenum, being 38 years old, playing in an NFL game for the first time in years, you’re tired as shit, and then you gotta run to the radio station to record American Top 40
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Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
September 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Andy Beshear forever, man
September 27, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Andy Beshear forever, man
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With the new school year starting and with some republicans still campaigning on this "they want to force your kids to have a sex change" nonsense, I figured I’d better post this again 🤷🏽 🙄
September 27, 2026 at 5:32 AM
With the new school year starting and with some republicans still campaigning on this "they want to force your kids to have a sex change" nonsense, I figured I’d better post this again 🤷🏽 🙄
TIL learned that Heather Locklear is just two months younger than I.
Here we both are , age 65, and she looks like Heather Locklear, and I look like Rowlf the Dog with male pattern baldness.
Sorry, Heather, we can’t all stay hot.
Here we both are , age 65, and she looks like Heather Locklear, and I look like Rowlf the Dog with male pattern baldness.
Sorry, Heather, we can’t all stay hot.
Heather Locklear was born September 25, 1961 in Los Angeles.
September 26, 2026 at 5:37 AM
TIL learned that Heather Locklear is just two months younger than I.
Here we both are , age 65, and she looks like Heather Locklear, and I look like Rowlf the Dog with male pattern baldness.
Sorry, Heather, we can’t all stay hot.
Here we both are , age 65, and she looks like Heather Locklear, and I look like Rowlf the Dog with male pattern baldness.
Sorry, Heather, we can’t all stay hot.
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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
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I’m really not a fan of my dog needing me to take him outside in the wee hours.
So to speak.
So to speak.
September 24, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I’m really not a fan of my dog needing me to take him outside in the wee hours.
So to speak.
So to speak.
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They should have read history - real history.
September 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
They should have read history - real history.
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