Conway Tweety
@thefakejayc.bsky.social
idiot with a camera • water balloon-toss champion (2006) • dive bar aficionado • songer/singwriter • 7.4 ABV • 317 • 7 5/8 • section 204
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too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes
May 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes
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If you're mad about having to pay several streaming services a ton of money to watch your baseball team play, you should want to tax the rich.
If you're mad about the average day at the ballpark costing $225, you should want to tax the rich.
If you're mad about the average day at the ballpark costing $225, you should want to tax the rich.
May 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
If you're mad about having to pay several streaming services a ton of money to watch your baseball team play, you should want to tax the rich.
If you're mad about the average day at the ballpark costing $225, you should want to tax the rich.
If you're mad about the average day at the ballpark costing $225, you should want to tax the rich.
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"If you give the rich tax breaks, they'll lower prices for everyone else."
No, they won't. Want proof?
Every single MLB team owner is in the richest 0.1% and receives hundreds of thousands of dollars in tax breaks every year.
And it now costs an average $225 to attend a game.
No, they won't. Want proof?
Every single MLB team owner is in the richest 0.1% and receives hundreds of thousands of dollars in tax breaks every year.
And it now costs an average $225 to attend a game.
May 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
"If you give the rich tax breaks, they'll lower prices for everyone else."
No, they won't. Want proof?
Every single MLB team owner is in the richest 0.1% and receives hundreds of thousands of dollars in tax breaks every year.
And it now costs an average $225 to attend a game.
No, they won't. Want proof?
Every single MLB team owner is in the richest 0.1% and receives hundreds of thousands of dollars in tax breaks every year.
And it now costs an average $225 to attend a game.
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*dirt pouring out of my mouth* happy earth day
April 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
*dirt pouring out of my mouth* happy earth day
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The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
April 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
Tiger Woods should not be allowed to drive a car.
March 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Tiger Woods should not be allowed to drive a car.
Hell yeah
More good news on the Near Eastside: The restoration of the Rivoli Theater as a community space continues to move forward, with marquee framing now installed. The project has been able to move forward thanks to funding secured by @carson.house.gov.
March 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Hell yeah
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The only drawback to having worn this rubber Godzilla suit for the last month has been the lack of hydration. The sex has been great though
March 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The only drawback to having worn this rubber Godzilla suit for the last month has been the lack of hydration. The sex has been great though
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fireman. My parents were so proud until I explained that I wanted to be a man made of fire
March 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fireman. My parents were so proud until I explained that I wanted to be a man made of fire
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This is, of course, why they did this. Regardless, protesting is good. Go get ‘em. Stand up and shout.
February 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This is, of course, why they did this. Regardless, protesting is good. Go get ‘em. Stand up and shout.
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This clip should be in every Dem campaign ad until the day he’s gone and the media is barely talking about it.
Trump: "I can do anything I want to do to them ... I'm allowed to destroy the country."
February 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
This clip should be in every Dem campaign ad until the day he’s gone and the media is barely talking about it.
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These racist petty vindictive fascist fucks.
BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance says the Trump administration is pausing some Medicaid funding to Minnesota because of fraud concerns.
Vance says administration is pausing some Medicaid funding to Minnesota because of fraud concerns
Vice President JD Vance says the Trump administration will “temporarily halt” some Medicaid funding to the state of Minnesota over fraud concerns.
bit.ly
February 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
These racist petty vindictive fascist fucks.
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“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” well I asked bod dylan and he said it's not dark yet but it's getting there.
July 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” well I asked bod dylan and he said it's not dark yet but it's getting there.
I was in Vegas. Figured maybe this time I'd bet AGAINST the Cubs, since betting for them never got me anywhere. And then they do this to me.
Marquee Reminded Me of One of the Best Regular Season Cubs Game Ever, So Why Not Enjoy?
Marquee Reminded Me of One of the Best Regular Season Cubs Game Ever, So Why Not Enjoy? - Bleacher Nation
The brutal cold come-back win over the Braves in April 2018.
www.bleachernation.com
January 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I was in Vegas. Figured maybe this time I'd bet AGAINST the Cubs, since betting for them never got me anywhere. And then they do this to me.
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So begins the Era of Assholes.
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So begins the Era of Assholes.
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In the 70’s, men grew their sideburns long enough to shelter orphaned fawns. Women stropped jello knives on their leather chaps. It was all so bitchin. Kids smoked Winstons and our ashtrays were shaped like livers. Everything was the color of Burger King
January 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In the 70’s, men grew their sideburns long enough to shelter orphaned fawns. Women stropped jello knives on their leather chaps. It was all so bitchin. Kids smoked Winstons and our ashtrays were shaped like livers. Everything was the color of Burger King