Mama Mia
@theflowerlady.bsky.social
Sarcasm is my second language | Storyteller, Dean of Controlled Mayhem, and the perfect blend of Leo fire and Capricorn grind | Proudly known as The Flower Lady 🌹
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Mama Mia
@theflowerlady.bsky.social
· Nov 24
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants standing next to a rock in a cave .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants standing next to a rock in a cave .
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trying my best to follow everyone back
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Head is the answer.
December 8, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Head is the answer.
today moved in slow motion
December 8, 2024 at 6:09 AM
today moved in slow motion
2024 taught me patience, resilience, and how to survive on vibes alone. 2025, I’m ready for whatever.
December 8, 2024 at 12:56 AM
2024 taught me patience, resilience, and how to survive on vibes alone. 2025, I’m ready for whatever.
Normalize unlearning bad habits and replacing them with naps and snacks 🤷🏾♀️
December 8, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Normalize unlearning bad habits and replacing them with naps and snacks 🤷🏾♀️
Grandparents picked the kid up from school… child-free weekend til Monday !
a man wearing a black shirt with a picture of a man on it is sitting in a car with his fist in the air
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December 6, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Grandparents picked the kid up from school… child-free weekend til Monday !
What a night! Weaning my big girl off the bottle & she ain’t fkn with it!
December 5, 2024 at 1:32 PM
What a night! Weaning my big girl off the bottle & she ain’t fkn with it!
i just came to dance for y’all.. dassit! ..
December 1, 2024 at 10:36 PM
i just came to dance for y’all.. dassit! ..
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“Last Chance for 25% off”
Oh no…
Oh no…
a man with a beard is wearing a nike shirt
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December 1, 2024 at 6:27 PM
“Last Chance for 25% off”
Oh no…
Oh no…
only for 3 weeks though & then I’m off again for 4 …
December 1, 2024 at 6:57 PM
only for 3 weeks though & then I’m off again for 4 …
I gotta go back to work tomorrow
a man wearing a red shirt that says razorback
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December 1, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I gotta go back to work tomorrow
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I love when the first of the month starts on a Sunday.
a man is sitting on the back of a car with the words wake up wake up wake up its the 1st of the month
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December 1, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I love when the first of the month starts on a Sunday.
top tier!
Shoutout to people whose kindness isn't a strategy, but a way of life.
December 1, 2024 at 8:41 AM
top tier!
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Shoutout to people whose kindness isn't a strategy, but a way of life.
December 1, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Shoutout to people whose kindness isn't a strategy, but a way of life.
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This what was in the nitro boxes on Crash Bandicoot
December 1, 2024 at 7:03 AM
This what was in the nitro boxes on Crash Bandicoot
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Black Men 🥰😍>>>
November 30, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Black Men 🥰😍>>>
🗣️🗣️
Jurassic Park holds up so well. Why did I shriek when the velociraptor showed up behind Laura Dern like I haven’t seen this movie 40 times.
November 30, 2024 at 7:01 PM
🗣️🗣️
me until my mama dressing is all gone
November 30, 2024 at 6:54 PM
me until my mama dressing is all gone
it’s been a long ass day
November 30, 2024 at 4:21 AM
it’s been a long ass day
woke up with a logo idea in my head
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM
woke up with a logo idea in my head
Eminem “ Superman” is a classic 😂
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Eminem “ Superman” is a classic 😂
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Happy 3rd Birthday to My Kenzie Girl!
November 26, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Happy 3rd Birthday to My Kenzie Girl!