Every as I go to sleep, I pray to whomever is listening that I don't wake up.

Every morning I wake up, i am pissed that I lived.

I just want to go to sleep like turning off a light.

Fucking incredible.

I mean, there is still time....

As i was hanging up the last thing I heard was "Jerry!" Not in the "don't look at other women" sense, but in the "next time, just pause the movie" sense.

Married so long they have reached fhe "comedy team" phase, and both equally goofy.

And you're getting it 😉

One thing i do know is that long before there were trees and dinosaurs, there were giant fungus towers.

I knew a woman once who told me she beleived all life on earth, including humans, evolved from Mushrooms....

👍

Ehhh 4,040 days has yet to be beat. But sure