Funny Valentine
@thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social
the best and current president of the United States of america
(parody acc run by @plasmagirl.bsky.social, pfp by @psicochurroz.bsky.social )
(parody acc run by @plasmagirl.bsky.social, pfp by @psicochurroz.bsky.social )
Pinned
This is pinned as an ask box so you can ask me, the one and only president Valentine, your questions about the country of the US of A
(ooc: I should of posted this here :P)
June 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
(ooc: I should of posted this here :P)
new law, all video games must have as much hud in this image
April 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
new law, all video games must have as much hud in this image
what is this "five nights at freddy's" everyone is talking about?
April 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
what is this "five nights at freddy's" everyone is talking about?
one of the contestants in steel ball run is hitting on me, what do I do?
April 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
one of the contestants in steel ball run is hitting on me, what do I do?
what is it the people want? as I am curious about what the voters wanted out of everything in my campaign
April 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
what is it the people want? as I am curious about what the voters wanted out of everything in my campaign
should I jack off?
April 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
should I jack off?
I have nuked love island
March 31, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I have nuked love island
Netflix is blocking my biography from their platform. These deeds do not go unpunished
March 31, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Netflix is blocking my biography from their platform. These deeds do not go unpunished
Oh right, it's trans day of visibility... you know what, here's a bone
For today only, all American flags are to be replaced with the trans pride flag
For today only, all American flags are to be replaced with the trans pride flag
March 31, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Oh right, it's trans day of visibility... you know what, here's a bone
For today only, all American flags are to be replaced with the trans pride flag
For today only, all American flags are to be replaced with the trans pride flag
i'm expanding the white house to the entirety of Washington DC, all current residents are being moved to Wyoming to boost the numbers of that state
March 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i'm expanding the white house to the entirety of Washington DC, all current residents are being moved to Wyoming to boost the numbers of that state
This is pinned as an ask box so you can ask me, the one and only president Valentine, your questions about the country of the US of A
March 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
This is pinned as an ask box so you can ask me, the one and only president Valentine, your questions about the country of the US of A
Under my leadership, filthy acts will now be at a reasonable price
March 31, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Under my leadership, filthy acts will now be at a reasonable price