The Good Place Every Line
@thegoodplace.meorge.com
Posts a line from NBC's hit comedy series The Good Place every hour. A very mediocre way to experience a very good show. (SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY)
Run by @meorge.com || Transcripts sourced from the internet and may contain some errors, because pobody's nerfect
Run by @meorge.com || Transcripts sourced from the internet and may contain some errors, because pobody's nerfect
You get to avoid eternal damnation.
September 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
You get to avoid eternal damnation.
Remind me what I'm getting out of this again.
September 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Remind me what I'm getting out of this again.
It's gonna be so much fun.
September 17, 2026 at 11:00 AM
It's gonna be so much fun.
We're gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers.
September 17, 2026 at 10:00 AM
We're gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers.
It will take hours and hours of studying ethics and moral philosophy.
September 17, 2026 at 9:00 AM
It will take hours and hours of studying ethics and moral philosophy.
You got a long way to go to pull this off.
September 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
You got a long way to go to pull this off.
Okay, let's begin your "good person" lessons.
September 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Okay, let's begin your "good person" lessons.
And the cup.
September 17, 2026 at 6:00 AM
And the cup.
Enjoy your coffee.
September 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Enjoy your coffee.
I knew you were special, but this is proof.
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I knew you were special, but this is proof.
Cleaning up the entire neighborhood by yourself.
September 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Cleaning up the entire neighborhood by yourself.
Eleanor, I know what you did.
September 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Eleanor, I know what you did.
One of the hardest problems I had to solve.
September 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
One of the hardest problems I had to solve.
I was very proud of that.
September 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I was very proud of that.
Oh, I'm so glad you noticed.
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Oh, I'm so glad you noticed.
You figured out how to make a to-go cup that doesn't leak right where the seam meets the lid.
September 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
You figured out how to make a to-go cup that doesn't leak right where the seam meets the lid.
Do you know what the best part about this place is?
September 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Do you know what the best part about this place is?
Good morning.
September 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Good morning.
Ah, Eleanor.
September 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Ah, Eleanor.
[chuckling]
September 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
[chuckling]
Okay, I won't let you down starting now.
September 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Okay, I won't let you down starting now.
You are loco, girlfriend.
September 16, 2026 at 1:00 PM
You are loco, girlfriend.
I did not tell you to do that.
September 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I did not tell you to do that.