Eric
@thehatchetfish.bsky.social
He/Him 🇨🇦
Amateur writer
Professional Marketer
“True follower of Mawmaw” - Caldwell Tanner
Marketing Coordinator
Amateur writer
Professional Marketer
“True follower of Mawmaw” - Caldwell Tanner
Marketing Coordinator
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Eric
@thehatchetfish.bsky.social
· Nov 8
Figured I should try a #promosky too!
My name is Eric, and I enjoy many things but mostly will be posting the following:
Writing
Books
Warhammer 40K
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Sceptres
Video Games
Dead By Daylight
Call of Duty Zombies
Silent Hill
Alan Wake
Space Marine 2
Nice to meet you!
My name is Eric, and I enjoy many things but mostly will be posting the following:
Writing
Books
Warhammer 40K
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Sceptres
Video Games
Dead By Daylight
Call of Duty Zombies
Silent Hill
Alan Wake
Space Marine 2
Nice to meet you!
Do the Leafs just like other teams running their goalies?
October 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Do the Leafs just like other teams running their goalies?
Nylander scores, 20 guys proceed to do borderline nothing. God. I’ve seen this show before
September 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Nylander scores, 20 guys proceed to do borderline nothing. God. I’ve seen this show before
Ahh yes. Monday. 5pm. Primetime
September 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Ahh yes. Monday. 5pm. Primetime
Leda’s writing in Fortunes Weave is genuinely embarrassing man. She has so much potential but the writers just can’t let her be competent at all. The “reveal” is grade 4 creative writing levels of trash.
September 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Leda’s writing in Fortunes Weave is genuinely embarrassing man. She has so much potential but the writers just can’t let her be competent at all. The “reveal” is grade 4 creative writing levels of trash.
“We didn’t craft anything lmao” isn’t the fucking statement you think it is. Are all these people seriously so. So. SO. Fucking stupid. How related were your parents?
September 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
“We didn’t craft anything lmao” isn’t the fucking statement you think it is. Are all these people seriously so. So. SO. Fucking stupid. How related were your parents?
You cannot provide “deep analysis” and use ai btw. You just sound pathetic
September 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
You cannot provide “deep analysis” and use ai btw. You just sound pathetic
Calling the rich investors the victims of Elizabeth Holmes is putrid reporting. The victims are the people who were screwed because the machine didn’t work and the tests never actually happened. Those are actual victims. Not some old cunt with deep pockets.
September 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Calling the rich investors the victims of Elizabeth Holmes is putrid reporting. The victims are the people who were screwed because the machine didn’t work and the tests never actually happened. Those are actual victims. Not some old cunt with deep pockets.
TikTok is serving me unbelievably fucked up right wing content today. Idk what I could’ve interacted with. Something is pushing the Canadian algorithm today.
September 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
TikTok is serving me unbelievably fucked up right wing content today. Idk what I could’ve interacted with. Something is pushing the Canadian algorithm today.
Americans must start muzzling those rabid dogs
September 24, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Americans must start muzzling those rabid dogs
If Sony can’t stop self castrating while Microsoft can’t stop bouncing up and down on a fucking spiked mace Nintendo is going to be the only survivor. No physical games and I’m out. And if Microsoft PUTS ADS ON PAUSE SCREENS. They better have a fucking bunker to hide in
September 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
If Sony can’t stop self castrating while Microsoft can’t stop bouncing up and down on a fucking spiked mace Nintendo is going to be the only survivor. No physical games and I’m out. And if Microsoft PUTS ADS ON PAUSE SCREENS. They better have a fucking bunker to hide in
Remember people applauding them over the Kojima thing like 3 seconds ago? Lmao. All these companies suck. Nintendo may be expensive but at least they aren’t fucking stupid
Gears of War: E-Day Story Director Laid Off Just Four Days After Celebrating The Game Going Gold
Gears of War: E-Day Story Director Laid Off Just Four Days After Celebrating The Game Going Gold
The Gears dev had been at the Coalition since 2022 and was excited for people to play the game
kotaku.com
September 23, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Remember people applauding them over the Kojima thing like 3 seconds ago? Lmao. All these companies suck. Nintendo may be expensive but at least they aren’t fucking stupid
“Resident evil treats its source material with contempt” - an utterance by people who truly don’t know what the fuck their talking about and just have to be contrarian for the sake of a couple fucking internet points. Your “friends” all hate you. I promise. You joyless clowns.
September 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
“Resident evil treats its source material with contempt” - an utterance by people who truly don’t know what the fuck their talking about and just have to be contrarian for the sake of a couple fucking internet points. Your “friends” all hate you. I promise. You joyless clowns.
Ngl. Really sad to learn James May is a huge coward like his old cohosts.
September 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Ngl. Really sad to learn James May is a huge coward like his old cohosts.
Are 90% of American politicians truly this spineless collective of cowards. Appalling videos daily from the biggest national moment to locals like palm beach. It’s pathetic.
September 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Are 90% of American politicians truly this spineless collective of cowards. Appalling videos daily from the biggest national moment to locals like palm beach. It’s pathetic.
Is it finally my time? Every single person who said this was going to be terrible never watched any Cregger stuff and it’s all very symptomatic of “gamers” fav past time. Being really fucking stupid.
'RESIDENT EVIL' debuts with 98% on Rotten Tomatoes, highest rated video game film adaptation of all time:
▪️"Zach Cregger Gives a Fatigued Franchise an Exhilarating Shot in the Arm" - Hollywood Reporter
▪️'Resident Evil Finally Captures The Breathless Terror Of The Games' - Gamespot
#ResidentEvil
▪️"Zach Cregger Gives a Fatigued Franchise an Exhilarating Shot in the Arm" - Hollywood Reporter
▪️'Resident Evil Finally Captures The Breathless Terror Of The Games' - Gamespot
#ResidentEvil
September 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Is it finally my time? Every single person who said this was going to be terrible never watched any Cregger stuff and it’s all very symptomatic of “gamers” fav past time. Being really fucking stupid.
Reposted by Eric
Ed Sheeran’s band Beoga, dropped from the tour.
September 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Ed Sheeran’s band Beoga, dropped from the tour.
It’s so unsurprising that Ed Sheeran is EXACTLY the spineless bitch he looks like he is. Rare combo to look like what you are so clearly.
September 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It’s so unsurprising that Ed Sheeran is EXACTLY the spineless bitch he looks like he is. Rare combo to look like what you are so clearly.
Ted Cruz is subhuman.
September 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Ted Cruz is subhuman.
“ I can’t share content from the game I’m playing so I hate it” is a very strange behaviour that’s come out Nintendo “fans” do any of you play the games. Or you just desperate for some kind of perceived internet points?
September 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
“ I can’t share content from the game I’m playing so I hate it” is a very strange behaviour that’s come out Nintendo “fans” do any of you play the games. Or you just desperate for some kind of perceived internet points?
Everyday there’s some bullshit fuckass evil ad from the states. All these fuckers can get jobs in field and I can’t get more than a contract. I’m gonna crash out
September 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Everyday there’s some bullshit fuckass evil ad from the states. All these fuckers can get jobs in field and I can’t get more than a contract. I’m gonna crash out
Let settle it. I’ll fist fight him for the naming rights. It’ll be nice and fast for him too. I’m tired of this shit.
Rep. David Maloney, a Republican who represents parts of Berks County, wants to rename Lake Erie to “Lake Pennsylvania,” arguing that the state’s only Great Lake has become increasingly important to Pennsylvania’s economy and identity.
A Pa. state lawmaker wants to turn Lake Erie into Lake Pennsylvania
www.inquirer.com
September 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Let settle it. I’ll fist fight him for the naming rights. It’ll be nice and fast for him too. I’m tired of this shit.
Galen should be in jail now. Every marketer involved, unemployable. Fuck these people.
September 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Galen should be in jail now. Every marketer involved, unemployable. Fuck these people.
Bill Buxton filling diapers at an astronomical rate is so funny
September 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Bill Buxton filling diapers at an astronomical rate is so funny
“No 3d Mario” “No smash” do people even enjoy games anymore? What the fuck is going on. Having a hobby for the sake of having one isn’t a hobby. That’s a job. You gotta chill the fuck out man.
September 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
“No 3d Mario” “No smash” do people even enjoy games anymore? What the fuck is going on. Having a hobby for the sake of having one isn’t a hobby. That’s a job. You gotta chill the fuck out man.
Reposted by Eric
"Nintendo is trying to Force people to buy a switch 2"
"It's too early for exclusives like this"
I think some of you need to have a hobby that isn't needing to have every single video game on release day
"It's too early for exclusives like this"
I think some of you need to have a hobby that isn't needing to have every single video game on release day
September 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"Nintendo is trying to Force people to buy a switch 2"
"It's too early for exclusives like this"
I think some of you need to have a hobby that isn't needing to have every single video game on release day
"It's too early for exclusives like this"
I think some of you need to have a hobby that isn't needing to have every single video game on release day