Jac Magpie
@thehawthornpath.bsky.social
You may remember me from that other place as lapetitepie. You may not remember me at all. I am, for the most part, looking for something I have just mislaid.
Absolutely living for Widow's Bay at the moment. Best TV since Small Prophets.
August 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Absolutely living for Widow's Bay at the moment. Best TV since Small Prophets.
Shock sighting in Glasgow.
July 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Shock sighting in Glasgow.
Mondays are shite, aren't they?
July 6, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Mondays are shite, aren't they?
It's just too gorgeous for words, isn't it?
April 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It's just too gorgeous for words, isn't it?
A bit embarrassed by how much I enjoyed episode 1 of A Woman of Substance. It's such fluff, but quite what I needed this evening.
March 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
A bit embarrassed by how much I enjoyed episode 1 of A Woman of Substance. It's such fluff, but quite what I needed this evening.
How does one say "With fucking bells on" in Spanish?
Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: “Today more than ever, it is essential to remember that one can be against a hateful regime as is the case with the Iranian regime…and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law.”
March 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
How does one say "With fucking bells on" in Spanish?
Just when I wanted to scream a succession of four letter words into the void, I came here and remembered the loveliness of #wildflowerhour.
Thank you x
Thank you x
March 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Just when I wanted to scream a succession of four letter words into the void, I came here and remembered the loveliness of #wildflowerhour.
Thank you x
Thank you x
Spring is coming, the mallards are shagging and the trees are festooned with dog shit bags once more*, oh joyous day.
*not pictured.
*not pictured.
February 22, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Spring is coming, the mallards are shagging and the trees are festooned with dog shit bags once more*, oh joyous day.
*not pictured.
*not pictured.
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Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
God, this was a tremendous album. Staggeringly good.
God, this was a tremendous album. Staggeringly good.
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
God, this was a tremendous album. Staggeringly good.
God, this was a tremendous album. Staggeringly good.
Sorry, Verstappen and Norris are running a little late.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
Roadmaps don't have dates, a roadmap with a date is a delivery plan
That's a target date not a commitment
Software delivery is inherently uncertain
Roadmaps don't have dates, a roadmap with a date is a delivery plan
That's a target date not a commitment
Software delivery is inherently uncertain
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Old: "It's been on already" and "I can't make £500 look exactly like £8K I'm afraid."
Current: "They're all here together, they never left, and I'm sorry but they aren't yours."
Old: "It's been on already" and "I can't make £500 look exactly like £8K I'm afraid."
Current: "They're all here together, they never left, and I'm sorry but they aren't yours."
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Sorry, Verstappen and Norris are running a little late.
Rugby went well, then. 😵💫😨😖😫
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Rugby went well, then. 😵💫😨😖😫
Standing on the Lanark train listening to THE MOST BORING MAN IN THE WORLD yammering at his poor work colleague about what an amazing person he is to work with.
She looks suitably unconvinced.
She looks suitably unconvinced.
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Standing on the Lanark train listening to THE MOST BORING MAN IN THE WORLD yammering at his poor work colleague about what an amazing person he is to work with.
She looks suitably unconvinced.
She looks suitably unconvinced.
Imbolc wanderings. The redwing and fieldfare seem to have left now; but the song thrush has tuned up nicely and this morning the air was full of life and song.
February 1, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Imbolc wanderings. The redwing and fieldfare seem to have left now; but the song thrush has tuned up nicely and this morning the air was full of life and song.
Little glimmers of hope in the darkness.
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Little glimmers of hope in the darkness.
Wherever I go at the moment, I seem to get followed by cheery little gangs of long-tailed tits. I'm hoping they're gearing up to come in and help with the housework tbh.
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Wherever I go at the moment, I seem to get followed by cheery little gangs of long-tailed tits. I'm hoping they're gearing up to come in and help with the housework tbh.
So America, huh?
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 AM
So America, huh?
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
God, it's so nice and calm over here.
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
God, it's so nice and calm over here.
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and a pic of the band.
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and a pic of the band.
I know I don't say much here, I kind of mostly lurk around quietly liking things. It's nice here, it's not overwhelming and what I see from you all is gentle, kind, artistic, funny, thought provoking. I hope it stays like this. 1/2
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I know I don't say much here, I kind of mostly lurk around quietly liking things. It's nice here, it's not overwhelming and what I see from you all is gentle, kind, artistic, funny, thought provoking. I hope it stays like this. 1/2
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Absolutely fucking this.
To anyone who needs it right now:
If a woman gets shot in the face and your first reaction is to say: "yes, but did she provoke it?" you need to give yourself a shake.
If a woman gets shot in the face and your first reaction is to say: "yes, but did she provoke it?" you need to give yourself a shake.
January 10, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Absolutely fucking this.
I am proper raging that I have no snow.
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I am proper raging that I have no snow.