The Head Egg
@theheadegg.bsky.social
Cold Cuts & Hot Takes
Hannah This is all for you
Hannah This is all for you
she perp on my dicular until im at a 90 degree angle
August 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
she perp on my dicular until im at a 90 degree angle
gunganism with chinese characteristic
August 21, 2026 at 7:07 PM
gunganism with chinese characteristic
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Mike Krukow
Pitcher
Debut: 1976 - Retired: 1989
PHI - CHC - SFG
Pitcher
Debut: 1976 - Retired: 1989
PHI - CHC - SFG
Mike Krukow at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Mike Krukow
baseball-reference.com
August 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Mike Krukow
Pitcher
Debut: 1976 - Retired: 1989
PHI - CHC - SFG
Pitcher
Debut: 1976 - Retired: 1989
PHI - CHC - SFG
Trumping your partners ace feels So Good When U Ain’t Got A Bitch In Ya Ear Telling You It’s poor strategy
July 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Trumping your partners ace feels So Good When U Ain’t Got A Bitch In Ya Ear Telling You It’s poor strategy
People tell
Me Ai is going to take my job. And I’m sure they can program a n ai dog executioner but I also know they can’t program one that will get the sexual thrill from it
Me Ai is going to take my job. And I’m sure they can program a n ai dog executioner but I also know they can’t program one that will get the sexual thrill from it
July 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
People tell
Me Ai is going to take my job. And I’m sure they can program a n ai dog executioner but I also know they can’t program one that will get the sexual thrill from it
Me Ai is going to take my job. And I’m sure they can program a n ai dog executioner but I also know they can’t program one that will get the sexual thrill from it
Experts are reporting a significant decline in Mr. Nice guy
May 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Experts are reporting a significant decline in Mr. Nice guy
I ts fucked up that all the spiderman duvet covers look like they are for little kids.
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I ts fucked up that all the spiderman duvet covers look like they are for little kids.
nextbus.com
Tech update: next bus now understands that time is nonlinear
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6th and Geary
38: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving
38r: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving
Tech update: next bus now understands that time is nonlinear
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6th and Geary
38: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving
38r: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
nextbus.com
Tech update: next bus now understands that time is nonlinear
————————————————
6th and Geary
38: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving
38r: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving
Tech update: next bus now understands that time is nonlinear
————————————————
6th and Geary
38: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving
38r: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving
Chris Paul retiring has me thinking about how crazy LeBrons longevity is. LeBron was drafted before I was born and is still playing while I am now older than he currently is🤯
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Chris Paul retiring has me thinking about how crazy LeBrons longevity is. LeBron was drafted before I was born and is still playing while I am now older than he currently is🤯
AI shohei won't stop giving me horrible gambling tips
MLB players have struck a deal allowing AI versions of themselves to be created ⚾️
• Each AI character will reflect the player's voice and interests
• They can chat and charge for interactions with fans
• Each AI character will reflect the player's voice and interests
• They can chat and charge for interactions with fans
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
AI shohei won't stop giving me horrible gambling tips
Reposted by The Head Egg
my name is oscar snub
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
my name is oscar snub
Waking up guy next to on the plane ( I have aisle seat) to see if he will make sure no one takes my seat
September 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Waking up guy next to on the plane ( I have aisle seat) to see if he will make sure no one takes my seat
2 Billboards 2 Outside Ebbings Missouri
June 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
2 Billboards 2 Outside Ebbings Missouri
woke popes was the name of my band in highschool
May 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
woke popes was the name of my band in highschool
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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
Once again humiliated by the relative paltriness of the volume of my tangerines
March 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Once again humiliated by the relative paltriness of the volume of my tangerines
"Ich habe es gekauft, bevor er verrückt wurde" bumper sticker on 38 vw
March 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"Ich habe es gekauft, bevor er verrückt wurde" bumper sticker on 38 vw
ASs: the final fronteir
February 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ASs: the final fronteir
trail of rose petals leading to the toilet
January 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
trail of rose petals leading to the toilet
finallt my script with stepehn a aas a sith lord will get the consideration it deserves
ESPN and Stephen A. Smith are closing in on a new contract that will give him potential access to other parts of Disney
ESPN, Stephen A. Smith Closing in On New Deal
ESPN, Stephen A. Smith get close to signing a new deal that will give the popular sports personality the chance to create other shows at Disney
variety.com
December 4, 2024 at 7:48 PM
finallt my script with stepehn a aas a sith lord will get the consideration it deserves
now that there are more people on this site, i want to reiterate
I believe men need to wash there hands after they pee because penises are made of raw chicken but when it gets hard it cooks it so it fine
November 14, 2024 at 9:41 PM
now that there are more people on this site, i want to reiterate