Internet Witch
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Juniper | hexting ICE and those who uphold white supremacy
📍Rhode Island 🏴
📍Rhode Island 🏴
September 1st ass weather in the northeast
September 1, 2026 at 1:12 PM
September 1st ass weather in the northeast
All those St Dolly candles unleashed Tropical Storm Dolly to wreak havoc on us grief ridden mortals
August 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
All those St Dolly candles unleashed Tropical Storm Dolly to wreak havoc on us grief ridden mortals
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my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
August 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
Don’t let it be true
August 25, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Don’t let it be true
Guess what guys! With my monthly payment plan, I will pay off my medical debt from giving birth in 250 easy payments by 2047!
August 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Guess what guys! With my monthly payment plan, I will pay off my medical debt from giving birth in 250 easy payments by 2047!
You know it’s gonna be a great Monday when you start the day off by depositing a class action check for a company you despise 💸
August 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
You know it’s gonna be a great Monday when you start the day off by depositing a class action check for a company you despise 💸
Twin temple is one the best bands out there. Just sayin 🤘🔥
July 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Twin temple is one the best bands out there. Just sayin 🤘🔥
Pharmacist just told me my insurance would not cover my birth control!!! Insurance has way too much control over our health and our doctors decisions. When will the people have had enough ??
July 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Pharmacist just told me my insurance would not cover my birth control!!! Insurance has way too much control over our health and our doctors decisions. When will the people have had enough ??
working from home with a stay at home dad fkn rules
July 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
working from home with a stay at home dad fkn rules
Welcome to KFC! Try our $7 9/11 box
June 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Welcome to KFC! Try our $7 9/11 box
The unchecked audacity for old men to ask me if I’m nursing my baby
June 24, 2026 at 11:45 AM
The unchecked audacity for old men to ask me if I’m nursing my baby
Celebrating my 1st wedding anniversary with our 3 month old lol
June 21, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Celebrating my 1st wedding anniversary with our 3 month old lol
It’s all harmless fun until Scotland revolts and the tartan army burns down the city!
June 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It’s all harmless fun until Scotland revolts and the tartan army burns down the city!
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for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will.
What I have learned today
1)Things to say to Feds:
“Let me see your badge and the warrant.” and
“I want to speak to my lawyer.”
2) Turn off biometrics on your phone
3) Keep your whistle handy
We keep us safe.
1)Things to say to Feds:
“Let me see your badge and the warrant.” and
“I want to speak to my lawyer.”
2) Turn off biometrics on your phone
3) Keep your whistle handy
We keep us safe.
June 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will.
If daycare is $48,000 a year per kid and there’s like 18 kids — do daycare workers make $250,000+ ??
June 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
If daycare is $48,000 a year per kid and there’s like 18 kids — do daycare workers make $250,000+ ??
I hope Nithya hires Mamdani’s video & social media team. She really needs effective promotion to pull this off against establishment dems
June 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I hope Nithya hires Mamdani’s video & social media team. She really needs effective promotion to pull this off against establishment dems
tHe AmBuLaNcE cOmPaNy iS oUt oF nEtWoRk sO wE wiLL NOT BE COVERING YOUR TRANSFER TO THE HOSPITAL WITH THE NICU
June 9, 2026 at 3:45 PM
tHe AmBuLaNcE cOmPaNy iS oUt oF nEtWoRk sO wE wiLL NOT BE COVERING YOUR TRANSFER TO THE HOSPITAL WITH THE NICU
not even a question of if Nithya’s advancing but whether Mamdani will campaign for her! 👀
June 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
not even a question of if Nithya’s advancing but whether Mamdani will campaign for her! 👀
I think for America’s 250 someone should steal the declaration of independence as a fun tee hee ha ha
June 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I think for America’s 250 someone should steal the declaration of independence as a fun tee hee ha ha
Oops just checked my medical bill from giving birth and it’s a cool $15,000
May 26, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Oops just checked my medical bill from giving birth and it’s a cool $15,000
First Mother’s Day and it’s kinda awesome I inherited a new day to get gifts forever
May 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
First Mother’s Day and it’s kinda awesome I inherited a new day to get gifts forever
Was only a matter of time before “RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds.” What a creep
May 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Was only a matter of time before “RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds.” What a creep
You can’t even look at the album artwork on Spotify because it gets covered by an ad after 2 seconds
May 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
You can’t even look at the album artwork on Spotify because it gets covered by an ad after 2 seconds
Future generations will look on with awe as they analyze our civilizations most sacred ritual; the dumping of the ducks
April 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Future generations will look on with awe as they analyze our civilizations most sacred ritual; the dumping of the ducks
NY Times pushing their flat earth agenda yet again
April 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
NY Times pushing their flat earth agenda yet again