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Colour and Coatings Specialist, Canadian bear, history nerd, zealous reader, aspiring gym bro. Only feral when uncaffeinated. Olympic hugger. Cake over candy. Friend of Dorothy 🏳️‍🌈. Ally. Trans rights are human rights. Pro choice. Slut for dairy.
March 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Too many social media posts have been ruined but unnecessary squelching sounds and people close-talking with beige voice tone into mics so you can hear spit sloshing around in their mouth. Immediate block. Gross. Eff off with that already. ISWIS #noASMR #ew #gross #socialmedia #influencer
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March 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
*Unfruities AND uncocoas your pebbles*
March 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Hump day jam. A little blast from my past rave days... fun, bouncy, silly, nostalgic. Dating myself a bit, but who cares... #humpday #90s #dance #rave #blastfromthepast #jellyhead #crush #millennial
youtu.be/cOtEQXaM1_k?...
Crush - Jellyhead
YouTube video by calcatchem
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March 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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How am I just now seeing this, holy shit
Kelly Clarkson - All The Things She Said (Cover t.A.T.u.) (Live on The Kelly Clarkson Show)
YouTube video by PH Company
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March 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Pop of colour on a sunny late winter saturday... London fog latte and a warm sunbeam. #Londonfog #tea #latte #saturday #café #sunny #warm #peaceful #teasky
February 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Lol.... #monday #vibe
February 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Ew.
Welp, my WhatsApp might need to go after this. It's the only Meta platform I use.

Gross.
#fuckzuck #fuckMeta
Meta has secured a patent for an AI system designed to simulate a user’s social media activity, including the ability to continue posting after the user’s death.

(www.businessinsider.com/meta-granted...)
February 18, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Sometimes,
it's a valid
show of love
to leave

to evade
the gauntlet
of despair
that precedes
the end,
cause limited
damage

to be single,
better than
to be in the
weeds of misery,
when hope's
foliage blooms
soon enough

only better
to have known
way back when,
before life forced
the lesson.
February 17, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Yall have GOT to check this person's work. Truly truly spectacular. Like miniature #fairytales. The #embroidery, the #colours .... its pure #art. Give her a look, give her a #follow.

#thread #color #design #intricate #jewel #girlpower #amazing #spring #flowers #beautiful
Happy #worldembroideryday I create imaginary pictures using the needle like a paintbrush, and the threads as my palette, it’s always an interesting journey where they will take me.😊🧵🪡🌿🌺 Here’s just a few of them… #stitchedart #embroidery #thesewingsongbird
February 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cold snap coming... need something #warm and #comforting... time to #soup! White #bean soup with #spinach, #radish greens, #egg yolk.... and a #grilledcheese #sandwich.... because #winter.
February 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Well since #roses are gonna be the thing today, here is a repost as my contribution for #valentine's...
October 16th 2024
🌹 random rose 🌹
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Tip for those in #love and thinking of #ring shopping. Get on your person's #pinterest page and #Instagram follows. learn their personal taste. Its hard to say no to someone who has payed attention and taken notes. Not everyone wants #diamonds. Don't give what everyone else gives. #Valentines
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Happy #capitalist #heteronormative #hallmark #holiday! Lol... hope yall have a day filled with love to make up for the days you went without, even if it is #loveyourself. Hug, kiss, exchange affection, make it weird.

#Valentines #valentinesday
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Whats better than a little #cake? Its the cake you whip up in a moment if random inspiration!... I present to you: #Rum #Vanilla sponge covered in a salted brown sugar rum #glaze and toasted #coconut. Didn't measure anything, it isn't perfect, but its damn tasty! #dessert #cakesky #brownsugar
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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don’t make me tap the sign
evan.best Evan @evan.best · Feb 3
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I've noticed the majority of the #recipe #food blog posts on my #FYP are aiming for #budget or #cheap #weeklymeals... and they rarely contain any #meat products now. #Dairy #eggs, sure, But based on the #grocery store prices, meat products are now an upper class luxury. #eattherich #inflation
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Behold! #Colossal #carrot #cake.... approaching a full kilo (over 2 lbs for US friends) and compared to a standard wine bottle. This is gonna take me like 3 days. But its carrot, so its practically a salad, right? Its #selfcare. My feelings come with #creamcheesefrosting #dessert #carrotcake
January 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Salt is the only rock that is socially acceptable to eat....
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I sometimes think Kate Bush sometimes sounds like someone who is mocking or making fun of people who sing opera.... and 30 seconds into her joking performance, I kind of just want her to cut it out because I've had enough.
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 AM
January 20, 2026 at 10:48 AM
If I try really hard, put my mind to it, dedicate myself to.consistemcy and training... and with a liiiiitle bit of momentum at the bar.... I still cannot do a single chin-up.

*munches noisily on a cookie, completely unbothered*
#gym #fitness #workout #feeltheburn #consistency #cookie
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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As we bid goodbye to 2025 — and all the thuggery, corruption, squalor, and cruelty it spewed — I want to thank you for standing up to it. Some thoughts on the year that was...

https://robertreich.substack.com/p/thank-you
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM