TheItsyBitsy
@theitsybitsy.bsky.social
That waterspout grind y’all.
I want to read my book.
I dread what will happen in my book so I’m not reading it.
Being a horror fan is complicated sometimes.
I dread what will happen in my book so I’m not reading it.
Being a horror fan is complicated sometimes.
May 27, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I want to read my book.
I dread what will happen in my book so I’m not reading it.
Being a horror fan is complicated sometimes.
I dread what will happen in my book so I’m not reading it.
Being a horror fan is complicated sometimes.
Reading M.R. James is like falling asleep in a warm cozy sunlit library and waking up to find someone being beaten to death in the chair next to you.
May 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Reading M.R. James is like falling asleep in a warm cozy sunlit library and waking up to find someone being beaten to death in the chair next to you.
My annual Realtime Dracula feed is up and running!
Feel like reading Dracula over the next six ish months according to the chronology of the story? Well here ya go.
Feel like reading Dracula over the next six ish months according to the chronology of the story? Well here ya go.
Dracula in Real Time
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May 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
My annual Realtime Dracula feed is up and running!
Feel like reading Dracula over the next six ish months according to the chronology of the story? Well here ya go.
Feel like reading Dracula over the next six ish months according to the chronology of the story? Well here ya go.
One more thing about my apocalyptic dream: All the destruction was silent.
I think that may have been the worst part?
I think that may have been the worst part?
April 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
One more thing about my apocalyptic dream: All the destruction was silent.
I think that may have been the worst part?
I think that may have been the worst part?
The specifics of the dream scenario are not important, but the upshot was that everything was in the process of being destroyed, and my only salvation was… Ozzy Osbourne??
Also Dream-Ozzy had a small but well appointed kitchen specifically for shellfish.
Also Dream-Ozzy had a small but well appointed kitchen specifically for shellfish.
April 30, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The specifics of the dream scenario are not important, but the upshot was that everything was in the process of being destroyed, and my only salvation was… Ozzy Osbourne??
Also Dream-Ozzy had a small but well appointed kitchen specifically for shellfish.
Also Dream-Ozzy had a small but well appointed kitchen specifically for shellfish.
YouTube correctly determined that I love the “Book of the New Sun” by Gene Wolfe and threw deep dive videos at me.
I’m now I’m considering re-buying in ebook (I have the softcovers), throwing them on my old Kindle, and doing a slooooooow annotated reread.
I’m now I’m considering re-buying in ebook (I have the softcovers), throwing them on my old Kindle, and doing a slooooooow annotated reread.
April 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
YouTube correctly determined that I love the “Book of the New Sun” by Gene Wolfe and threw deep dive videos at me.
I’m now I’m considering re-buying in ebook (I have the softcovers), throwing them on my old Kindle, and doing a slooooooow annotated reread.
I’m now I’m considering re-buying in ebook (I have the softcovers), throwing them on my old Kindle, and doing a slooooooow annotated reread.
*discussing smoke we can see on the horizon with people in my office*
“Has anyone spoken to Gondor lately?”
“…did anyone get that reference?
…No, no you didn’t. Okay.”
“Has anyone spoken to Gondor lately?”
“…did anyone get that reference?
…No, no you didn’t. Okay.”
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*discussing smoke we can see on the horizon with people in my office*
“Has anyone spoken to Gondor lately?”
“…did anyone get that reference?
…No, no you didn’t. Okay.”
“Has anyone spoken to Gondor lately?”
“…did anyone get that reference?
…No, no you didn’t. Okay.”
My brain just tried to mashup Pink Pony Club with Teenage Dirtbag??
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My brain just tried to mashup Pink Pony Club with Teenage Dirtbag??
I think thrillers might not be For Me.
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think thrillers might not be For Me.
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
An Imaginary cookie to anyone who can guess the book.
Side note: why can I add significantly more characters in alt text then I can of my post??
Why have y’all been holding out on me?? As usual Mike Brown comes through with the good stuff.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Why have y’all been holding out on me?? As usual Mike Brown comes through with the good stuff.
“Ooh maybe I’ll read dungeon crawler Carl”
-Pulls up Libby-
“Ooh maybe I’ll add dungeon crawler Carl to my hold list” 🙄
-Pulls up Libby-
“Ooh maybe I’ll add dungeon crawler Carl to my hold list” 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
“Ooh maybe I’ll read dungeon crawler Carl”
-Pulls up Libby-
“Ooh maybe I’ll add dungeon crawler Carl to my hold list” 🙄
-Pulls up Libby-
“Ooh maybe I’ll add dungeon crawler Carl to my hold list” 🙄
The Childe saw this on my phone as I was scrolling and started asking questions about it. Long story short they want me to read the King in Yellow (it’s been in my queue for a while) to see if we can read it together.
Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Childe saw this on my phone as I was scrolling and started asking questions about it. Long story short they want me to read the King in Yellow (it’s been in my queue for a while) to see if we can read it together.
Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
Is this it? Is this how I get cosmic horrored?
It’s not a problem as long as you have room to store it.
Anyway about my knee boot problem…
Anyway about my knee boot problem…
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s not a problem as long as you have room to store it.
Anyway about my knee boot problem…
Anyway about my knee boot problem…
I have 5.5 weeks to squeeze in six more books because waiting until the last minute and weaponizing my FOMO are my only time tested productivity tactics.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I have 5.5 weeks to squeeze in six more books because waiting until the last minute and weaponizing my FOMO are my only time tested productivity tactics.
I just lit a match which BROKE OFF IN MY HAND, FLEW AT ME, AND BURNED MICHAEL MEYERS ON THE FACE.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I just lit a match which BROKE OFF IN MY HAND, FLEW AT ME, AND BURNED MICHAEL MEYERS ON THE FACE.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!
This is a brand new shirt too 🤨
Some albums make me feel like I’m falling in love.
I don’t know how else to describe it.
I don’t know how else to describe it.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Some albums make me feel like I’m falling in love.
I don’t know how else to describe it.
I don’t know how else to describe it.
12:00 am - “I swear tonight I’m going to bed at 12:30”.
1:00 am - But they were all of them deceived, for another bedtime was made.
1:00 am - But they were all of them deceived, for another bedtime was made.
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
12:00 am - “I swear tonight I’m going to bed at 12:30”.
1:00 am - But they were all of them deceived, for another bedtime was made.
1:00 am - But they were all of them deceived, for another bedtime was made.
I just remembered that I can vent my brain into the ether and not feel gross about it.
Nice.
Nice.
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I just remembered that I can vent my brain into the ether and not feel gross about it.
Nice.
Nice.
A moment in my brain:
“Ooh that’s a pretty sweater, sure is cold toda… MAKE A THE VVITCH THEMED HOLIDAY SWEATER. PLANNING STAGE STARTS NOW”.
“Ooh that’s a pretty sweater, sure is cold toda… MAKE A THE VVITCH THEMED HOLIDAY SWEATER. PLANNING STAGE STARTS NOW”.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
A moment in my brain:
“Ooh that’s a pretty sweater, sure is cold toda… MAKE A THE VVITCH THEMED HOLIDAY SWEATER. PLANNING STAGE STARTS NOW”.
“Ooh that’s a pretty sweater, sure is cold toda… MAKE A THE VVITCH THEMED HOLIDAY SWEATER. PLANNING STAGE STARTS NOW”.
The Computer Gone Wrong story is our modern iteration of the cautionary Djinn/Fae tale.
In this essay I will…
In this essay I will…
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The Computer Gone Wrong story is our modern iteration of the cautionary Djinn/Fae tale.
In this essay I will…
In this essay I will…
March 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It’s a little after midnight and the wind has terrifyingly caught and slammed the screen door a few times just now.
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s a little after midnight and the wind has terrifyingly caught and slammed the screen door a few times just now.
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
While that was all very easily explained I would still like to put on record that I do not have ANYONE’S golden arm. #themeattenderizerisnamedbeatrice #wheresmygoldenarm
Oh no I just thought of another good podcast format 😭
February 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh no I just thought of another good podcast format 😭
You know you’re living a certain kinda way when your Dr calls after seeing your labs and suggests seeing a rheumatologist and you’re PUMPED
February 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You know you’re living a certain kinda way when your Dr calls after seeing your labs and suggests seeing a rheumatologist and you’re PUMPED