TheJumboSmoove™
@thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Poet. Author. Law student in financial aid limbo. Wearer of many hats - some of which are literal. I have friends everywhere. Stone and sky.
Where? In what world is ground beef less than $2 a pound?
They love to lie. It's like sex for them.
They love to lie. It's like sex for them.
Emmer says Republicans need to talk more about grocery prices that aren't expensive: "Eggs are at pre-pandemic prices. Ah, beef is at, ah, less than $2 a pound for ground beef ... I think we have a lot to run on."
September 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Where? In what world is ground beef less than $2 a pound?
They love to lie. It's like sex for them.
They love to lie. It's like sex for them.
How many people hear this incompetent, uneducated idiot and just accept that he's right? How much economic literacy does his base have? Because not only is he a vile piece of Nazi shit he's also really stupid.
Trump: "If we stopped trading with every country that we have a deficit with -- which is most of them, and which would be very easy to do -- we would make at least $1.5 trillion a year."
September 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
How many people hear this incompetent, uneducated idiot and just accept that he's right? How much economic literacy does his base have? Because not only is he a vile piece of Nazi shit he's also really stupid.
Y'all remember when Brian Williams resigned for making up stories about where he was and what he saw?
Scott Jennings needs to be fucking fired and never allowed near amy sort of media again. If he wants to lie for the Nazis he can get a show on AM radio like the rest of them.
Scott Jennings needs to be fucking fired and never allowed near amy sort of media again. If he wants to lie for the Nazis he can get a show on AM radio like the rest of them.
September 15, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Y'all remember when Brian Williams resigned for making up stories about where he was and what he saw?
Scott Jennings needs to be fucking fired and never allowed near amy sort of media again. If he wants to lie for the Nazis he can get a show on AM radio like the rest of them.
Scott Jennings needs to be fucking fired and never allowed near amy sort of media again. If he wants to lie for the Nazis he can get a show on AM radio like the rest of them.
Quote this with your first anime.
September 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Quote this with your first anime.
Worth your time. Cheers.
One month after 9/11, Rolling Stone published a special issue with stories from David Foster Wallace, Jonathan Lethem, Kurt Loder, and more.
Many are online for the first time today to mark the 25th anniversary of the attack.
Read: www.rollingstone.com/p/9-11-remem...
Many are online for the first time today to mark the 25th anniversary of the attack.
Read: www.rollingstone.com/p/9-11-remem...
September 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Worth your time. Cheers.
I spent 10 years of my life as a paramedic. My son does the job now.
Fuck this orange piece of shit and his second-hand heroism clown show.
Fuck this orange piece of shit and his second-hand heroism clown show.
Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
September 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I spent 10 years of my life as a paramedic. My son does the job now.
Fuck this orange piece of shit and his second-hand heroism clown show.
Fuck this orange piece of shit and his second-hand heroism clown show.
The bleach is full of bacteria. That's where we are.
This timeline sucks.
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
This timeline sucks.
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
Clorox Puerto Rico Recalls 6 Million Scented Mistolin and Lestoil Multi-Purpose Cleaners Due to Risk of Exposure to Bacteria
Consumers should stop using the recalled cleaners immediately. Consumers will be asked to register at https://mistolinrecall.expertinquiry.com/ and submit a picture of the 12-digit UPC code printed on...
www.cpsc.gov
September 7, 2026 at 10:12 AM
The bleach is full of bacteria. That's where we are.
This timeline sucks.
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
This timeline sucks.
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
There should be a pasta shaped like big antlers called Moosolini.
September 7, 2026 at 9:25 AM
There should be a pasta shaped like big antlers called Moosolini.
A text to my sons regarding this.
September 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
A text to my sons regarding this.
Wingstop ranch is Earth's finest beverage.
September 2, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Wingstop ranch is Earth's finest beverage.
So many stupid people entertaining stupid ideas presented by the stupidest person in the room.
Lisa McClain questions why El-Sayed's wife doesn't treat patients for free if he's really a supporter of universal healthcare 🤔
August 31, 2026 at 8:35 PM
So many stupid people entertaining stupid ideas presented by the stupidest person in the room.
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live.
1. Cowboy Mouth
2. The Refreshments
3. Bush
4. Martina McBride
5. Fleetwood Mac
6. Garth Brooks
7. The Kentucky Headhunters
8. Weird Al
9. Alice Cooper
10. Vallejo
1. Cowboy Mouth
2. The Refreshments
3. Bush
4. Martina McBride
5. Fleetwood Mac
6. Garth Brooks
7. The Kentucky Headhunters
8. Weird Al
9. Alice Cooper
10. Vallejo
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live.
1. Tragically Hip
2. Nine inch nails.
3. Tool
4. Aerosmith
5. Korn
6. The black keys
7. Slipknot
8. Street sweeper Social Club
9. Jane’s addiction
10. System of a down.
1. Tragically Hip
2. Nine inch nails.
3. Tool
4. Aerosmith
5. Korn
6. The black keys
7. Slipknot
8. Street sweeper Social Club
9. Jane’s addiction
10. System of a down.
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen live
1. AC/DC
2. Motley Crue
3. Neil Young
4. John Fogerty
5. Dolly Parton
6. Kenny Rogers
7. The Descendents
8. The Queers
9. Black Sabbath
10. Yonder Mountain String Band
1. AC/DC
2. Motley Crue
3. Neil Young
4. John Fogerty
5. Dolly Parton
6. Kenny Rogers
7. The Descendents
8. The Queers
9. Black Sabbath
10. Yonder Mountain String Band
August 30, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live.
1. Cowboy Mouth
2. The Refreshments
3. Bush
4. Martina McBride
5. Fleetwood Mac
6. Garth Brooks
7. The Kentucky Headhunters
8. Weird Al
9. Alice Cooper
10. Vallejo
1. Cowboy Mouth
2. The Refreshments
3. Bush
4. Martina McBride
5. Fleetwood Mac
6. Garth Brooks
7. The Kentucky Headhunters
8. Weird Al
9. Alice Cooper
10. Vallejo
#Talaricofortexas
To my fellow Texan followers: go out and vote for James Talarico.
I know I'm preaching to the choir but sometimes the choir forgets to show up on Sunday.
To my fellow Texan followers: go out and vote for James Talarico.
I know I'm preaching to the choir but sometimes the choir forgets to show up on Sunday.
I spent LBJ Day with his daughter, Luci Baines Johnson.
I’m running for her father’s Senate seat to continue LBJ’s fight for education, healthcare, and economic opportunity for all.
I’m honored to be in this fight with Luci. In November, we’re going to win back her dad’s seat.
I’m running for her father’s Senate seat to continue LBJ’s fight for education, healthcare, and economic opportunity for all.
I’m honored to be in this fight with Luci. In November, we’re going to win back her dad’s seat.
August 30, 2026 at 5:07 AM
#Talaricofortexas
To my fellow Texan followers: go out and vote for James Talarico.
I know I'm preaching to the choir but sometimes the choir forgets to show up on Sunday.
To my fellow Texan followers: go out and vote for James Talarico.
I know I'm preaching to the choir but sometimes the choir forgets to show up on Sunday.
Fear mongering moron. If you told me Mike Johnson got punched in the face several times a day, well, I'd wish it was true.
Mike Johnson: "We are now quite literally locked into a contest to determine whether we're gonna keep our republic, keep the country as it is, or break this down to the foundation and go down an entirely different road toward communism."
August 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Fear mongering moron. If you told me Mike Johnson got punched in the face several times a day, well, I'd wish it was true.
August 29, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Gee, ya think?
Fuck John Fetterman.
Fuck John Fetterman.
John Fetterman’s Popularity With Republicans Surges, Poll Finds
John Fetterman’s Popularity With Republicans Surges, Poll Finds
Pennsylvania Republicans now view John Fetterman, the state’s Democratic senator, more favorably than its sitting G.O.P. senator, a New York Times/Philadelphia Inquirer/Siena poll found.
dlvr.it
August 25, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Gee, ya think?
Fuck John Fetterman.
Fuck John Fetterman.
August 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Stupid, vile people preaching to ignorant, possibly stupid, equally vile people.
These moronic, rich asshats want to end this country as it is by making it as it was - child labor, child brides, segregation and even slavery.
They're not telegraphing what they want to do anymore. They're telling.
These moronic, rich asshats want to end this country as it is by making it as it was - child labor, child brides, segregation and even slavery.
They're not telegraphing what they want to do anymore. They're telling.
Linda McMahon: "After the Biden administration allowed schools to secretly transition students without parents' knowledge, President Trump is defending parental rights like never before"
August 25, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Stupid, vile people preaching to ignorant, possibly stupid, equally vile people.
These moronic, rich asshats want to end this country as it is by making it as it was - child labor, child brides, segregation and even slavery.
They're not telegraphing what they want to do anymore. They're telling.
These moronic, rich asshats want to end this country as it is by making it as it was - child labor, child brides, segregation and even slavery.
They're not telegraphing what they want to do anymore. They're telling.
Trump thinks he's running a protection racket.
He thinks he's a mob boss.
He thinks he's a mob boss.
Sean Duffy: "The fact we provide their security for them, and they take advantage of us? ... I think you're gonna see Mark Carney come to the table very very quickly, because it's gonna be devastating for his country."
August 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Trump thinks he's running a protection racket.
He thinks he's a mob boss.
He thinks he's a mob boss.
I was lucky enough to get a couple of these before they sold out. I'll send pics of the real thing when they arrive.
#talaricofortexas
#talaricofortexas
August 23, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I was lucky enough to get a couple of these before they sold out. I'll send pics of the real thing when they arrive.
#talaricofortexas
#talaricofortexas
Your favorite Disney Prince (wrong answers only.)
August 22, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Your favorite Disney Prince (wrong answers only.)
@hoosierhomer.bsky.social, I figure this might be of interest to you.
August 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
@hoosierhomer.bsky.social, I figure this might be of interest to you.
Native English speakers don't talk like this. The syntax is wrong. The construction is wrong. These are just weird.
And the inclusion of quotations around "Talkshow Host" and "job" are particularly interesting.
There's a whole lot more to this relationship than we know.
And the inclusion of quotations around "Talkshow Host" and "job" are particularly interesting.
There's a whole lot more to this relationship than we know.
NEW: @thedailybeast.bsky.social has published two of Natalie Harp’s letters in full. 1/ www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harp...
August 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Native English speakers don't talk like this. The syntax is wrong. The construction is wrong. These are just weird.
And the inclusion of quotations around "Talkshow Host" and "job" are particularly interesting.
There's a whole lot more to this relationship than we know.
And the inclusion of quotations around "Talkshow Host" and "job" are particularly interesting.
There's a whole lot more to this relationship than we know.