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Likes: echo chambers and hand gestures that can be interpreted as self-owns
Dislikes: wet socks, windsocks, white sox (til that owner guy vanishes)
Dislikes: wet socks, windsocks, white sox (til that owner guy vanishes)
Pinned
“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
1989:
1989:
<HAWK>I looooove the sixth inning in Cleveland</HAWK>
September 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
<HAWK>I looooove the sixth inning in Cleveland</HAWK>
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Current* conditions near Goulais River, ON:
September 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Current* conditions near Goulais River, ON:
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It’s alarming how much influence Hasan Piker may potentially one day have in the Democratic Party.
by Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes, David Duke, Thomas Rousseau, James Fishback, and Alex Jones
by Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes, David Duke, Thomas Rousseau, James Fishback, and Alex Jones
September 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
It’s alarming how much influence Hasan Piker may potentially one day have in the Democratic Party.
by Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes, David Duke, Thomas Rousseau, James Fishback, and Alex Jones
by Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes, David Duke, Thomas Rousseau, James Fishback, and Alex Jones
By golly it is effective! @edsbs.bsky.social
September 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
By golly it is effective! @edsbs.bsky.social
Legend has it Sanger got a squeezer here
August 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Legend has it Sanger got a squeezer here
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Shoutout to Argentina’s Lisandro Martinez for giving Trump the cold shoulder. (In 2020, Martinez posted a photo commemorating victims of the military dictatorship. He also supported the successful campaign to legalize abortion—he may well be the only politically left-of-center player on the team).
July 19, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Shoutout to Argentina’s Lisandro Martinez for giving Trump the cold shoulder. (In 2020, Martinez posted a photo commemorating victims of the military dictatorship. He also supported the successful campaign to legalize abortion—he may well be the only politically left-of-center player on the team).
This is surreal. Hope all are safe, this is really intense smoke
July 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
This is surreal. Hope all are safe, this is really intense smoke
May this World Cup never end. Zlatan trolling Lalas is only bested by the Congolese keeper
July 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
May this World Cup never end. Zlatan trolling Lalas is only bested by the Congolese keeper
Diogo Dalot. Criticized often but he just keeps on going. Hope he stays on an upward trajectory, he’s about as far from a bomb squad type.
www.theplayerstribune.com/diogo-dalot-...
www.theplayerstribune.com/diogo-dalot-...
A Crazy Story | By Diogo Dalot
Even close to death, I was thinking about football.
www.theplayerstribune.com
June 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Diogo Dalot. Criticized often but he just keeps on going. Hope he stays on an upward trajectory, he’s about as far from a bomb squad type.
www.theplayerstribune.com/diogo-dalot-...
www.theplayerstribune.com/diogo-dalot-...
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“I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
June 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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All these years later, I still want to know more about these lads. Why, in that moment, did the camera cut to them? What was their backstory?
May 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
All these years later, I still want to know more about these lads. Why, in that moment, did the camera cut to them? What was their backstory?
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Someone bennyhilled it 🤣🤣🤣
April 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Someone bennyhilled it 🤣🤣🤣
Wow. Old friend alert 🚨
April 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Wow. Old friend alert 🚨
Atletico-Barça sure is shaping up to be something special
April 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Atletico-Barça sure is shaping up to be something special
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Maybe Infantino can create a position called FIFA Pope to accommodate a certain President’s ego.
April 13, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Maybe Infantino can create a position called FIFA Pope to accommodate a certain President’s ego.
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I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable.
Earth and Moon in one NASA photo.
ht @astrokatie.com
Earth and Moon in one NASA photo.
ht @astrokatie.com
April 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable.
Earth and Moon in one NASA photo.
ht @astrokatie.com
Earth and Moon in one NASA photo.
ht @astrokatie.com
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thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
March 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize
February 28, 2026 at 12:06 PM
youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
February 24, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
How many NFC teams would be winning against the patriots?
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
How many NFC teams would be winning against the patriots?
Nnnnnnnope
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Nnnnnnnope