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@thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social
Ageless (34). Formless (He/Him). Happily married.
🧛♂️👻Storyteller/GM🗡
🦋Shitposting on Main🦋
🧠🌶Random Thoughts and Skeets🌶🧠
🔞90% SFW - No Minors🔞
✨️Enthusiast of Many, Master of None✨️
Banner @carolync57
PFP: @vipercrown
🧛♂️👻Storyteller/GM🗡
🦋Shitposting on Main🦋
🧠🌶Random Thoughts and Skeets🌶🧠
🔞90% SFW - No Minors🔞
✨️Enthusiast of Many, Master of None✨️
Banner @carolync57
PFP: @vipercrown
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@thekoboldprotocol.bsky.social
· Jan 1
New Year, Same Me, New Promosky!
🐲 Anime
🐲 Video Games
🐲 Pathfinder
🐲 Game Development
🐲 ADHD
🐲 Voice Acting
🐲 Too many hobbies
🐲 It's Okay to Love Yourself, BECAUSE of the flaws you see in yourself.
Give me all your dice 🎲, teach me how to make levels 🖥️ and make silly voices 🎙️, let's ramble🗣️!
🐲 Anime
🐲 Video Games
🐲 Pathfinder
🐲 Game Development
🐲 ADHD
🐲 Voice Acting
🐲 Too many hobbies
🐲 It's Okay to Love Yourself, BECAUSE of the flaws you see in yourself.
Give me all your dice 🎲, teach me how to make levels 🖥️ and make silly voices 🎙️, let's ramble🗣️!
I don't interact here nearly as much as I should. My alt has become my main. Only because I complain there. And it was originally for something completely different 🤤
September 22, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I don't interact here nearly as much as I should. My alt has become my main. Only because I complain there. And it was originally for something completely different 🤤
"Run, don't walk to-" I'm doing neither now.
August 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
"Run, don't walk to-" I'm doing neither now.
People who hornypost on Main are stronger than most people I know.
August 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
People who hornypost on Main are stronger than most people I know.
I am committed to the idea that if you have to lie about your product or school, it's a bad product or school.
"People say that higher education is useless! But not here at GCU! Enroll now 👉👈"
No, you're a liar, that is not a widely held position. Your school is probably garbage.
"People say that higher education is useless! But not here at GCU! Enroll now 👉👈"
No, you're a liar, that is not a widely held position. Your school is probably garbage.
August 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I am committed to the idea that if you have to lie about your product or school, it's a bad product or school.
"People say that higher education is useless! But not here at GCU! Enroll now 👉👈"
No, you're a liar, that is not a widely held position. Your school is probably garbage.
"People say that higher education is useless! But not here at GCU! Enroll now 👉👈"
No, you're a liar, that is not a widely held position. Your school is probably garbage.
OpenAI ads are so dumb.
"Hey, here's a [SEARCHABLE QUESTION] now with extra steps and I'll receive worse answers."
I feel sorry for anyone using AI like this.
"Hey, here's a [SEARCHABLE QUESTION] now with extra steps and I'll receive worse answers."
I feel sorry for anyone using AI like this.
August 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
OpenAI ads are so dumb.
"Hey, here's a [SEARCHABLE QUESTION] now with extra steps and I'll receive worse answers."
I feel sorry for anyone using AI like this.
"Hey, here's a [SEARCHABLE QUESTION] now with extra steps and I'll receive worse answers."
I feel sorry for anyone using AI like this.
Meal Prepping is fucking dope AFTER the prepping. Fuck me if I don't hate making 30 breakfast burritos in one sitting though. Lmao
August 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Meal Prepping is fucking dope AFTER the prepping. Fuck me if I don't hate making 30 breakfast burritos in one sitting though. Lmao
Me: Finally have some drive and want to clean a little!
One of my cats: I refuse. Let me nap on your lap.
One of my cats: I refuse. Let me nap on your lap.
August 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Me: Finally have some drive and want to clean a little!
One of my cats: I refuse. Let me nap on your lap.
One of my cats: I refuse. Let me nap on your lap.
Finally got my physical copy of Predator Concrete Jungle the other day AND found it's backwards compatible with my 360. It's going to be a good fuckin weekend.
July 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Finally got my physical copy of Predator Concrete Jungle the other day AND found it's backwards compatible with my 360. It's going to be a good fuckin weekend.
Removing YouTube and Music Apps off my phone has been... necessary, but already rough as hell. I found within minutes I went to look at a Short.
July 23, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Removing YouTube and Music Apps off my phone has been... necessary, but already rough as hell. I found within minutes I went to look at a Short.
One of the things I never realized I missed about radio, is the moment your favorite song pops on in the middle of the drive or when you JUST parked. The feeling of "MY JAM!" And walking into a place with "sorry, my song came on" and everyone knew that meant you had to sit and finish it in the car.
July 18, 2026 at 8:28 PM
One of the things I never realized I missed about radio, is the moment your favorite song pops on in the middle of the drive or when you JUST parked. The feeling of "MY JAM!" And walking into a place with "sorry, my song came on" and everyone knew that meant you had to sit and finish it in the car.
Am I allowed to sue Google for shoving Gemini on my phone on everything? I didn't ask for this cheap piece of shit.
July 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Am I allowed to sue Google for shoving Gemini on my phone on everything? I didn't ask for this cheap piece of shit.
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I'd also add in price point, maybe not vs. Worth as that's subjective #gamereviews
We need 60-second reviews of video games with just the important bits:
Quick synopsis of the setting and plot followed by:
1. Can a busy adult sneak some time into this, and how often?
1a. How often can I save?
1b. Does the Pause, Pause?
2. How long to beat?
3. Is it fun to play?
Quick synopsis of the setting and plot followed by:
1. Can a busy adult sneak some time into this, and how often?
1a. How often can I save?
1b. Does the Pause, Pause?
2. How long to beat?
3. Is it fun to play?
July 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I'd also add in price point, maybe not vs. Worth as that's subjective #gamereviews
Honestly rate yourself
(🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮)
💥 Action: 7/10
↕️ Platform: 9/10
🎯 Shooter: 7/10
👊 Fighting: 4/10
🧟 Survival horror: 3/10
🎶 Rythm: 4/10
🧩 Puzzle: 6/10
🧙 RPG: 10/10
🏗️ Simulation: 8/10
🌍 Strategy: 7/10
⚽ Sports: 0/10
🌐 MMO: 8/10
(🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮)
💥 Action: 7/10
↕️ Platform: 9/10
🎯 Shooter: 7/10
👊 Fighting: 4/10
🧟 Survival horror: 3/10
🎶 Rythm: 4/10
🧩 Puzzle: 6/10
🧙 RPG: 10/10
🏗️ Simulation: 8/10
🌍 Strategy: 7/10
⚽ Sports: 0/10
🌐 MMO: 8/10
Honestly rate yourself
(🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮)
💥 Action: 6/10
↕️ Platform: 5/10
🎯 Shooter: 7/10
👊 Fighting: 8/10
🧟 Survival horror: 3/10
🎶 Rythm: 4/10
🧩 Puzzle: 7/10
🧙 RPG: 10/10
🏗️ Simulation: 8/10
🌍 Strategy: 3/10
⚽ Sports: 0/10
🌐 MMO: 8/10
(🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮)
💥 Action: 6/10
↕️ Platform: 5/10
🎯 Shooter: 7/10
👊 Fighting: 8/10
🧟 Survival horror: 3/10
🎶 Rythm: 4/10
🧩 Puzzle: 7/10
🧙 RPG: 10/10
🏗️ Simulation: 8/10
🌍 Strategy: 3/10
⚽ Sports: 0/10
🌐 MMO: 8/10
Honestly rate yourself
(🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮)
💥 Action: 5/10
↕️ Platform: 8/10
🎯 Shooter: 8/10
👊 Fighting: 3/10
🧟 Survival horror: 6/10
🎶 Rythm: 6/10
🧩 Puzzle: 8/10
🧙 RPG: 10/10
🏗️ Simulation: 3/10
🌍 Strategy: 2/10
⚽ Sports: 3/10
🌐 MMO: 8/10
(🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮)
💥 Action: 5/10
↕️ Platform: 8/10
🎯 Shooter: 8/10
👊 Fighting: 3/10
🧟 Survival horror: 6/10
🎶 Rythm: 6/10
🧩 Puzzle: 8/10
🧙 RPG: 10/10
🏗️ Simulation: 3/10
🌍 Strategy: 2/10
⚽ Sports: 3/10
🌐 MMO: 8/10
July 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Honestly rate yourself
(🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮)
💥 Action: 7/10
↕️ Platform: 9/10
🎯 Shooter: 7/10
👊 Fighting: 4/10
🧟 Survival horror: 3/10
🎶 Rythm: 4/10
🧩 Puzzle: 6/10
🧙 RPG: 10/10
🏗️ Simulation: 8/10
🌍 Strategy: 7/10
⚽ Sports: 0/10
🌐 MMO: 8/10
(🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮)
💥 Action: 7/10
↕️ Platform: 9/10
🎯 Shooter: 7/10
👊 Fighting: 4/10
🧟 Survival horror: 3/10
🎶 Rythm: 4/10
🧩 Puzzle: 6/10
🧙 RPG: 10/10
🏗️ Simulation: 8/10
🌍 Strategy: 7/10
⚽ Sports: 0/10
🌐 MMO: 8/10
Hey y'all. When you take pics of ✨️fun parts✨️ of yourself, make sure you take a few warning pics in-between so when you show someone normal pics at work, it isn't just staring at you from the preview window.
July 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Hey y'all. When you take pics of ✨️fun parts✨️ of yourself, make sure you take a few warning pics in-between so when you show someone normal pics at work, it isn't just staring at you from the preview window.
We have lost the ability to recognize, understand, and discuss nuance and context.
And that has caused so many issues we see now.
And that has caused so many issues we see now.
July 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
We have lost the ability to recognize, understand, and discuss nuance and context.
And that has caused so many issues we see now.
And that has caused so many issues we see now.
Reposted by Gøld
thinkin bout spanakopita
July 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
thinkin bout spanakopita
As someone with ADHD one of the fastest ways to irritate me beyond belief, is saying "I know what you're thinking/you're thinking". Because no you don't, *I* barely know what I'm thinking!
Oh and to guess and GET IT WRONG?? FUUUUUCK You. Instant inner fury.
Oh and to guess and GET IT WRONG?? FUUUUUCK You. Instant inner fury.
July 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
As someone with ADHD one of the fastest ways to irritate me beyond belief, is saying "I know what you're thinking/you're thinking". Because no you don't, *I* barely know what I'm thinking!
Oh and to guess and GET IT WRONG?? FUUUUUCK You. Instant inner fury.
Oh and to guess and GET IT WRONG?? FUUUUUCK You. Instant inner fury.
Seeing all these people on my area going, "Nah, I'll light fireworks anyway, what's the harm?" While Colorado is literally on fire, really makes me reconsider that Red/Blue Button thing saw a while ago.
July 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Seeing all these people on my area going, "Nah, I'll light fireworks anyway, what's the harm?" While Colorado is literally on fire, really makes me reconsider that Red/Blue Button thing saw a while ago.
We really need to bring back "Don't Feed the Trolls", and update it with "Don't Feed the Bots and Trolls". Too many people fall for obvious bait.
July 2, 2026 at 1:38 PM
We really need to bring back "Don't Feed the Trolls", and update it with "Don't Feed the Bots and Trolls". Too many people fall for obvious bait.
At this point, going by He/They feels alright.
July 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
At this point, going by He/They feels alright.
Don't let the World lowercase your Whimsy
July 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Don't let the World lowercase your Whimsy
As soon as age verification hits the internet, I'm fucking going old school, bro.
June 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
As soon as age verification hits the internet, I'm fucking going old school, bro.
The cool thing about being a student of #psychology means that you might just accidentally learn your bad ADHD symptoms might be from a parent who didn't understand and was overly critical on you in your developmental phases.
Maybe my step-dad being overly harsh on me, WAS BAD!?!? /s
Maybe my step-dad being overly harsh on me, WAS BAD!?!? /s
June 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The cool thing about being a student of #psychology means that you might just accidentally learn your bad ADHD symptoms might be from a parent who didn't understand and was overly critical on you in your developmental phases.
Maybe my step-dad being overly harsh on me, WAS BAD!?!? /s
Maybe my step-dad being overly harsh on me, WAS BAD!?!? /s
Holy shit I can totally see the difference between ADHD medicated vs. Not.
June 28, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Holy shit I can totally see the difference between ADHD medicated vs. Not.